Happy happy happy copywriting

Happy happy copy (Selected 48 sentences) 1.When I was a kid, I compared my grades, when I grew up, I compared my salary, but now it's better, I have to compare the number of steps I take when I walk a road. Let me go, I just want to be a trash with the world. 2. Recently, the weather is getting colder and colder, there are boyfriends who hug their boyfriends, girlfriends who hug their girlfriends, and I am more powerful, I have caught a cold. 3. I've been working outside for years and have nothing to show for it. When I came home, I thought my mom would scold me. I didn't expect my mom to come to comfort me and say: son, you don't have nothing, you still have the face to come back. 4. Once my father beat me a meal, I want to ease the atmosphere, I want to say, eat it, said too excited, said into, is not eating ah. Then he beat me again. I cried, snot are left, and then accidentally blew a snot bubble, to make himself laugh, my father thought I was not convinced, and then beat me up. 5. just a luxury car drove past me, splashing me all over the water, then I swore, when I have money, I must buy a set of their own raincoat. 6. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth over a hundred million dollars? Do you want to live without worries? Do you want to live without worries? Why don't you stay with me and the two of us think together? 7. When life meets unlucky things, do not be depressed, cheer up, you have to believe that the more unlucky is still behind. 8. Other people's friends, encourage each other to work together; I'm with my friends, looking forward to each other's efforts to get rich and wait for nothing to eat and drink. 9. I really should go out for a walk, after all, such a good face, always hidden at home, is simply a great loss of society. 10. When I was a child, my father often told me that he was 10 years old and went out to work, picking up the family's heavy burden of the story, I heard in my heart secretly vowed to grow up to be like my father, to become a very good bragger. 11. My friend cried to me, saying that she often fell out of love because she was too poor. I immediately despaired of this society: the same is poor, why he can have a girlfriend? 12. Every morning after getting up I will silently encourage myself: even get up so difficult thing you have done, the next day what can be difficult for you! 13. home gas leak, suddenly remembered the teacher said the face of danger first to let themselves calm, so I did a few deep breaths, the results of gas poisoning. 14. like a person to try to chase, to love to confess, even if rejected by the blow was hurt, do not give up, after a dozen failures, you will stop. 15. living is too difficult, in addition to no one pain, other which all pain! 16. Young people do not always think of pie in the sky, to be down-to-earth, maybe the ground will pick up money? 17. I have a friend called Zhu Jing, that day to play in my house, I yelled at my dad in the kitchen, Dad, Zhu Jing came! My dad said, "If a pig comes in, throw it out. 18. Try so hard for so long, but where a little talent, there should be some signs of success. 19. Q: Is there a person, let you think of, the heart is sour? A: Yes, the one who sells sugarplums. 20. Every month there are always so many Mao Grandpa, his face from red to green, from green to yellow, then blue, then purple, then green, and finally away from me. 21. I wanted to have a look back at the God of men, but did not expect the day too cold, laughed out of a snot bubble. 22. Do you know what is rock? If you like me, you rock. If you don't like me, you roll. 23. Early to bed, more exercise, smoke not smoke, wine not drink, to develop a good habit of going to bed early and getting up early, over time, when you are upset and disturbed when you can not sleep, there is a friend with you. 24. In your eyebrows I see the vicissitudes of life, in your eyes I see confidence, in your forehead I see the years, in your lips and teeth I see leeks, go brush your teeth! 25. Away for many days, things are different, now I see you especially not a thing. 26. Mom and Dad owed a lot of money to others when they were young, every time they said to others:? We'll pay you back twice as much in the future. Later, they gave birth to me, named: double. 27. Since looking at the photo of your household registration, I realized that the original give up a favorite person, so simple. 28. The first time to see customers, customers reach out to shake hands, the old man a nervous out of a scissors, the scene, too embarrassing. 29. always can not find a girlfriend, helpless to fortune-telling. Fortune-telling master: the first half of your life is destined to have no women's destiny, my eyes light up: the second half of life? Fortune-telling master: the second half of your life you get used to. 30. good-looking skin bag three thousand a night, interesting soul to room to car. 31. If you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you. 32. has been waiting for happiness to knock on the door, waiting for so many years, has not come to knock on the door, my home is not living a little biased? 33. There are two kinds of people in the world who are most fascinating: one is like me, and the other is like me. 34. Q: What is more terrifying than walking down the street and hearing square dance tunes? A: Finding your feet stepping on the beat. 35. Friend, listen to my advice, you can earn money again when it's gone, so I'm not going to pay back that money I borrowed from you! 36. How some people looking for object requirements can be listed dozens of articles, I choose a spouse standard on three words: please. 37. When I was a child really happy, no one cares about you poor, you do not know their ugly, no money no object, or the same every day happy. 38. Just got a driver's license, I said to my daughter:? You dare to sit in mom's car? Daughter said with a look of horror: "Mom, I still want to give you the old age. Mom, I still want to give you old age! 39. Teacher:? Why do you always fail the next class? Xiaoming:? Because you don't teach the next class! Teacher:? You get out of here. 40. Seeing others are so hard, so diligent, so spirited on the road to success, you ask yourself, do not want to be a stumbling block to them? 41. I never like it when strangers ask me private questions. Today, a man I didn't know asked me where I was going, and I said, "None of your business, ah? Then he kicked me out of the cab. 42. A man's biggest failure is not that no girls like him, but like his girls feel that they were blind. 43. The feeling of taking express delivery is like reunion with the long-lost pro flesh and blood, but often open and then found that the child looks like the old king next door. 44. A few days ago, the payroll, from work on the road to see a beggar poor, casually gave a few dollars. After dinner to go to the bank to save money, and met him, he saved five thousand, I saved a thousand. 45. children, poor how? Poor also want to stand up, let others see, you are not only poor and short. So what if you are short? Lift up your head and let them know that you are not only short, but also ugly! 46. If you are looking for a daughter-in-law, you should look for one who doesn't like to wear makeup! Paint once in a while! Feeling will thump your heart, if you find one who always wears makeup! Not once in a while! It's easy to die suddenly! 47. When you are young, you should still try not to fall in love early. Knowing too early that you lack charisma and are ugly and short will affect your exams. 48. Be humble, listen to the opinions of others, and then carefully note down on you have an opinion of who are!