1. Myu; I made a new dish ------- Soup rolled in eggs!
(piece of unidentified object in bento)
Kagura (running): I'm going out to get a drink 。。。。
Gin (running): I'll just go!!!!
You sit here!!!!
Ah Miu: This is a convenience store, there are so many drinks that they're going bad, right?
(The two are forced to sit down and wipe their tears ING.)
2. (。。。。。。。。。。。 Rent collection 。。。。。。。。。。)
Ayin: absolutely do not move, hold your breath,
and nature tolerate as one,
you become a part of the universe,
the universe also becomes a part of you 。。。。。。
。。。。。。。。。。。。 Grandma's store 。。。。。。。。。。。。
Gintoki; give.
Mother-in-law; what's this?
Gintoki: A model of the weathercast's Knotty Anchor, my precious,
It'll cover a month or two's rent, I think.
(Granny rages and kicks Gin out)
2. Kagura; last month's paycheck was just vinegared seaweed,
is it that much of a sour paycheck?
3. Shinpachi; you guys don't understand how important it is to have someone in charge of spitting in this world!
4. 。。。。。。。。。。。 Summer is here 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
Turkata: It's hot as hell. Why are the True Chosen Team's uniforms so thick?
Okeda; Since you think it's hot, let me make you a summer uniform!
(Okita's hands rise and fall )
Turkata; oooooooooooooooooo。。。。。
Okita (proper): it's dangerous, don't move,
you'll get hurt.
Dirt; The danger is you! What for!
Okeda; I just want to make your uniform sleeveless.
Dirtbag; Nonsense! You were basically trying to cut off my hand!!!!
Okeda; I'm actually selling summer uniforms,
want one?
Turkata; It looks like a spoof, who would wear it?
。。。。。。。 Kondo walks in wearing one 。。。。。。。。。。。。。
5. (Kagura jumps on the roof with the princess)
Okita (gun barrel at the ready)
Kondo: Hey! Why did you bring out something like that!!!
Okita; That girl had a problem with me when she was enjoying the flowers.
Kondo; slow down !!!! Can you afford to pay for hitting the princess !!!!
Okita; There's no mistaking it! I used to be nicknamed Sniper ah!
Kondo; that's just your wish right?
Okita; Those who chase their dreams are more powerful than those who grasp them, ah!
6. Hammy: My dad said you saved me once when I was high.
Gintoki: High on drugs? No recollection of that? Ah! That!
That time you were used as fondue material, huh?
Hamzi; you're a nasty talker!
How could that kind of thing be possible?
Gintoki: That's true. Shabu-shabu is all about beef.
What else is it then? Pork meatballs?
When you're satisfied with pork meatballs?
Shinpachi; what the hell are you talking about?
It's that girl who's high on drugs!
Gintoki; Oh! That ham!!!
Ham-chan: Do you guys have to talk so hurtfully?
7. Gintoki: (Handsome) Then there's only one way to kill!
Hamzi; Actually, you have to do it or you can do it!
Oops! I'm in love with him!
Gintoki (black line); It's really not good!!!! Stop it now!!!
8. Hammy; You don't have to worry about me!!!!
You run away!!!!
Taisuke running wild 。。。。。。
Ham-chan; darn it! You really ran away?
And ran so fast?
9. Sakamoto; Oooooooooooh! Aren't you Kaneshi?
Gintoki; My name is Gintoki! If I were Gintoki
I'd have to recycle JUMP, asshole!
10. (Ship crashes on strange desert planet)
Shinpachi: Are you okay?
Kagura: I'm fine, I have an umbrella! Come on, Tingchun, let's go to that river and drink.
Shinpachi: There's no water there! Gintoki, Ms. Kagura is hallucinating in her head!
Kagura: Dad, don't pull me, I want to drink water ......
Gintoki: I can't do anything about you, forget it, I'll take you to that river to drink water.
Shinpachi: Why are you hallucinating?
11.(In order to catch the pervert who stole the underwear everyone is ready to fight ING)
。。。。。。 A loud bang 。。。。。。。。。
A; Mr. Kondo stepped on a landmine.
B: It's because it's so hot, isn't it?
C; How is that possible? Stepping on a mine that you planted yourself?
It's just stupid!!!!
D; Wait! Everyone shouldn't have forgotten where the mines were planted, right?
。。。。。。。。。 Silence 。。。。。。。。。
Miu; That sucks! The uncle who delivers the paper tomorrow will surely step on it!
Shinpachi; This isn't the time to talk about it!!!!
12. (Festival , Hasegawa's uncle who works at the shooting game)
Kagura; Can you take anything if you hit it?
Hasegawa: Of course! You have to aim well.
Hasegawa: You have to aim well. (snap, the older man's eyes bleed) 。。。。。
Kagura: I shot the sunglasses.
Hasegawa (cold): You're mistaken.... To aim over there.
.... (snap, uncle's wrist bleeds) 。。。。。
Okita: I shot the watch.
Hasegawa (scared): wait, slow down, slow down!!!!
I said anything to not include my stuff!
Hey? Are you guys listening?
。。。。。 Okita Kagura hostile ING 。。。。。
.... Snap. I shot the beard 。。。。。。
.... Snap. I shot the blouse 。。。。。。
.... Snap. I shot in the chest 。。。。。。
(Poor Uncle Hasegawa 。。。。。。)
13. (For the sea monster bounty, Gin and his party go to the beach to act as sea samurai, and the sea monster appears)
Gintoki (wearing a swim ring): ah bla bla bla bla 。。。。
Can't speed up at all 。。。。
(Shinpachi swims furiously)
Gintoki: Wait for me! Shinpachi!
How do you swim swishy!!!!
Not like you at all?
14. (For the sake of Shinpachi's friends, Gin and his gang raced the stormtroopers)
Gintoki; I'm sorry, we only have one car,
Lend us another one, asshole.
Stormtroopers: are you really stormtroopers?
Gintoki: Of course!!!! We're eco-friendly stormtroopers who treat the earth gently!
PS: Gin's stormtrooper costume has some style!!!!
15. (Ah Yin Ah Gui was locked up in the siren hotel working, hand holding a paper fan dance ING)
Stage name: small rolls wig Zi
A Gui: waist a little more twisted!
Ayin: You've been here too long to be returning to society.
Gwei: Are you kidding me, I have a mission to save the country,
how can I stay here all the time!
Ayin: The country doesn't want to be saved by someone like you who dances here
and dances so vigorously!!!!
PS; Curly is so cute!!!! The wig is so pretty!!!
16. (Gin and his party, who are posing as psychics, are hung upside down ING by Okita)
Ginji: Hey! Is this okay?
This manga is going to end, huh?
Okita (seriously); The next episode starts with "Makoto Gumi Blood and Wind Book,"
You should definitely tune in!
Collection of lines from earlier episodes
1. (Gintoki and Shinpachi, who have come to rescue Myu)
Gintoki (in a handsome manner): Get going, Shinichi!
Shinpachi: It's Shinpachi!
(Gintoki fights alone)
(Shinpachi, who is mildly touched by Gin, turns around)
Gintoki (fleeing for his life): run!!!!
Shinpachi: How can you not even last one chapter!
Gintoki: Asshole! One panel is a long time for a manga!
2. Denzai: It's about time you paid your rent, isn't it?
Gintoki; I fixed your TV, didn't I?
We're even!
Denshi: Then I still haven't watched the reruns of the TV show!!!!
Even if you sell your babies and kidneys, you still have to pay the rent!!!!
(Ah Yin was dropped down the stairs by his mother-in-law)
。。。。。。。。 Later 。。。。。。。。。。
Gintoki (considering); Isn't two kidneys a bit much?
。。。。。 Doorbell rings 。。。。。。
Gintoki (coming out of nowhere and breaking down the door), "I thought I told you, I don't have any money,
you dead old woman!!!"
(The kick was delivered to Hasegawa, the Shogun's dignitary on the doorstep, right in the face,
he really does look like Yodomoto Wataru)
Gintoki: "I'm sorry, wrong person, I'll start over."
3. Shogunate officer (pulls out gun): come with us.
Gintoki: Mom says you can't just go with strangers.
4. (Facing the giant octopus - the pet of the idiot prince)
Ginji: Shinpachi, go get soy sauce, octopus sashimi today,
No, let's just have the octopus croquettes.
(Next page, Shinpachi gets swept away by an octopus)
Ginji; Shinpachi! Hang in there!
Shinpachi: 。。。。。。。
(Poor Shinpachi struggling between the mouths of the octopus)
5. (Meeting Kagura, Gin and Shinpachi instinctively feel troubled and are ready to leave)
Ginji (getting ready to give Shinpachi a ride back): Huh? Shinpachi why did you suddenly
become so heavy?
(Kagura drags the motorcycle 。。。。。。。)
Kagura; I've never seen an adult see death to a young girl being chased by hooligans!
Gintoki: Our hearts are still young as teenagers! And it's not like it's a teenage girl who can tow a car with one hand in this country, it's a wild ape.
6. (Good guy Shinpachi and Kagura curl up in a trash can and listen to her reminisce about her past)
Kagura: I didn't think anything of it. But lately the struggle has been getting more and more agitated flower.
Shinpachi: Yes, radicalization!
Kagura: And I was told to get the names of those people.
Shinpachi: Not names! It's lives!!!
7. (Gin saves the two kids huddled in a trash can from the front of a speeding tram)
Shinpachi; Shouldn't you have gotten here a little earlier?
Gintoki; I only cared a little bit after I bought the JUMP in my heart.
Shinpachi (sad): isn't my life worth 220 yen?
8. (In the Denshi store)
Kagura: I'll have another bowl!
Denze: What the hell! It's the 5th bowl already?
Shinpachi (haggard): 5th bowl? It's only just begun.
Gintoki (haggard): There's only sugar and salt left in the house.
。。。。 Kagura hugs rice cooker and binge eats ING 。。。。
9. (Catherine hijacks the cash register, complete with Kagura's umbrella and Gin's car)
Gintoki Kagura rages ING。。。。。
Drives off with the guest's car in wild pursuit.
Shinpachi; calm down, it's just the car and umbrella.
Gintoki: There's still a videotape in the car that I borrowed yesterday,
If I don't return it, I'll have to pay a late fee!!!!
Shinpachi; You should be thinking about your future!!!!
Kagura: It's okay, don't worry about the late fee,
the money in the cash register will be here soon!
Shinpachi: Where did you hide that filthy heart?
That said, do you have a rack photo?
It's still driving fairly normally though.
Kagura: You don't need a rack license to drive a car into someone!
(On the next page, Kagura drives into an alleyway, pitying the residents on both sides of the street.)
10. (In the end, it's Gin who takes care of Catherine)
Ginji's pact with his mother-in-law
Ginji; From now on, I will watch over you in place of him (the dead old man)!
(How touching, it made me feel a little bit moved,
but why do I feel a little bit awkward when I put it on these two)
Mother-in-law (in a good mood); I'm in trouble with you again today,
this month's rent will be waived.
Gintoki: Really? Thanks! Grandma!
I'll definitely pay next month's rent!
Denshi (furious): What! You just skipped next month as if nothing happened!
11. Gintoki (serious): a large amount of chocolate I used to buy to hoard has all disappeared,
if the person who ate it now honestly raises his hand and admits it,
I'll forgive him for only beating him to 3/4 death.
Shinpachi: Isn't 3/4 dead almost dead? Besides, you're really going to get diabetes if you don't take care of yourself
!
(A nosebleed slowly flows out from under Kagura's nose)
Gintoki (angry): don't put on a happy face and get a nosebleed,
My chocolates are good, aren't they?
It's nasty to eat it until you get a nosebleed.
(Kagura makes an innocent face)
Gintoki; don't play dumb.... You can smell the strong scent of sugar from your nosebleed.
Kagura: Nonsense. I'm just picking my nose too y....
Gintoki; How can a girl of that age dig that deep?
Are you a cop on the verge of retirement?
12. (A postman crashes into his mother-in-law's store)
Mother-in-law (bruised): you guy! What have you done to someone else's store?
You've already had the realization that you're going to die, haven't you?
Someone (scared): sorry.... Haven't slept much since yesterday 。。。。
Mother-in-law: that's good! Now let you sleep forever!!!
Shinpachi (nice guy); ah. He's hurt bad,
Call an ambulance quickly!
Kagura (yelling up to the sky): help! Ambulance! Car!
Gintoki; who told you to use such primitive methods.
13. (Gin and his party are suspected of being terrorists, and everyone scatters)
Shinpachi is caught by the Celestials, so he yanks Gin,
so Gin in turn pulls Kagura 。。。。。。。。。。
Gintoki: Shinpachi, what are you guys doing?
Shinpachi: Don't! I don't want to be arrested alone!
Gintoki: "Don't worry about me, just run away"?
Shinpachi; leave me alone and go to hell!
Gintoki: Are you kidding me?
Die and I'll drag you with me!!!!
14. (Agui saves Gin and his party)
Ginji (surprised): You are 。。。。。。 Kotaro the wig?
Katsura (straight fist): it's not a wig it's a Katsura!!!!
Ginji: You.... You guy....
It's not right to use a "rising blow" on a friend you haven't seen in a while, is it?
Katsura: How many times have I told you not to call me by that name!
15. (Ikutaya)
Katsura: Let's fight again!
Gintoki: Our fight is over. Always nagging about that
Nagging, you're a woman from Kyoto?
Katsura: You idiot! It's not just Kyoto, all women are
nagging! It's because you don't have that kind of tolerance that
you don't have a woman's heart!
Gintoki: You asshole! If I wasn't born with curly hair,
I'd be popular 。。。。。 Probably 。。。。
Agui: Push everything on naturally curly hair.
You're such a sad man.
Shinpachi (crashing): what are you guys talking about?
16. (The True Chosen Team makes their entrance, and Tsuchikage rushes into Ikuta-ya)
Ginji: Hey, hey 。。。。。。 Are you really a civil servant?
How did you pass the interview?
Pupils that big!!!!
Dirt: And you have the nerve to talk about others!
You're not a pair of dead fish eyes yourself?
Gintoki: It's okay with me,
I'll get gleaming when I need to!
17. Okita (carrying the barrel): Dangerous, Mr. Tsuchikata!
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 Cannon fodder dispersed 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
(Gin turns into an exploding head)
Okita: Oh? Still alive, Mr. Tsuchikata?
Dougata; You asshole! I almost died!
Okita (disappointed): cut! Missed the mark!
18. Okita: Mr. Tsuchikata, the rerun of last night's drama
will be starting soon!
Dohata: No good! Forgot to time the recording!
Dougata (in a hurry); Hurry up and get it done!
(I don't know why, but it seems like everyone in Silver Soul cares about the reruns of the TV series
1. Gintoki: This manga wouldn't be valid if there was no trolling 。。。。。。。
2. Kotone: Welcome to No's Putting Shit on Live Concert! First tune; "How Many Old Mothers Do You Have" 。。。。。。。。
3. Shinpachi: Louder over there!
The team: Yes! Captain!
Gintoki: When did you become captain?
Shinpachi; I've been the captain of Atom's personal guard since I was born!
4. Team member: Captain! Team member 49 went berserk!
Shinpachi: Is he a member too? I thought he was a mascot na 。。。。。。
5. (If you can finish the Big Mac ramen in 3 minutes, you get a free treat)
Boss: 30 seconds left.
(Kagura binge eating...)
Gintoki; Very good, final sprint. Swallow it, don't bite it, it's all on you, I don't have any money on me.
6. (Before Kondo and Gintoki duel)
Kondo: Too slow! A big number huh?
Gintoki; How can a hero go to the big one? Going for candy, of course!
Kondo: Never heard of any hero getting diabetes 。。。。。。
7. Tsuchikage: what's the noise?
Passerby: Someone is dueling over a horse!
Doufang; Cut! What idiot? Ah.... Chief Kondo....
8. (Kondo is defeated by Gintoki, and the True Chosen Team members rage ING.)
Dohata: How could the Chief lose? Someone must have been spreading rumors!
Team member: It was Captain Okita! He said it through a megaphone!
Okita: I heard it from Mr. Tsuchikata too.
Dougata (sweating); How could I be stupid enough to say that to him.
Team member: What the hell! So you're the one who spread the word!
Dirt (angry); Shut up! Anyone whispering in the meeting is going to commit harakiri! It's up to me to do it! Yamazaki, let's start with you!
Yamazaki: What? I didn't say anything ah?
Crowd: Didn't you say that now!
9. (Kondo is defeated by Gintoki, and the True Chosen Team members continue to rage ING.)
To the white-haired samurai:
You brat! Turn yourself in at the True Chosen Team office immediately!
Or I'll kill your whole family!
The Shinsengumi
10. Gintoki (Jiyoung construction shortstop): Hey. This big brother, it's dangerous.
(Huge heavy object suddenly falls)
Turkata (Chill): oooooooh wow aaaaaahhhhh 。。。。。。 (flashes by)
It was really close just now!
Gintoki: That's why I said dangerous.
Dirt: You should have been a little more high-pitched then!
Gintoki: But no one has ever taught me how to watch my vocal tone before.
11. Tsuchikata: I've been curious about you since that incident.
Gintoki: (Speechless)
Dirtfang: No one in the True Chosen Group is as badass as you are.
12. (Tsuchikata Gintoki vs. Chopping ING. Gintoki was injured)
Gintoki: Hurry up and call the police!
Dougata; I am the police!
Gintoki: Ah, right.... This society is hopeless.
13. (Kagura picks back the giant dog-like creature)
Kagura; Cute, huh?
Gintoki: Could you please pick some animals that you know the names of?
Kagura: Tingaru!
Shinpachi: Just picked it! Obviously it's a name that was just taken!
Gintoki: Drop it!
Kagura; it'll freeze to death!!!!
Ginji; Don't worry! Your Tingchun will hold out on its own.
Shinpachi; You know Tingchun too?
Ginji (to Tingchun, in a friendly manner): You should get it, Ting.
(Gets a big bite from Ting)
(。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 Some time later 。。。。。。。。。。。
Gintoki Shinpachi is covered in bandages from bites 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。)
14. (Gintoki finally agrees to Kagura adopting Tingchun)
Gintoki: Its feed money will come out of your paycheck!
Kagura: Thank you, Gintoki, even though I've never gotten much of a paycheck.
15. Gintoki (back): love? Dreams? It's not that kind of naivety that young people need.
Gintoki (front): that's right!!!。。。。。。 It's calcium! Just take in more calcium and everything will go well.
Gintoki (side): Taking the JLPT, arguing with your parents, the horse you love, as long as you take in calcium, it's all 。。。。。。
Shinpachi (spit): How could it possibly go well?
16. (Searching for a first love named Ayano for a dying grandpa,
and ending up at the Densetsu Hotel)
Ginji+Kagura: (Laughing): How can she be Ayano.
Densei Granny: Why do you guys know my real name?
Ginji+Kagura: 。。。。。。。。。。
17. (Finding the missing daughter for the client)
Client; Not my fatherly boast.
(hands over photo: super dark fat Shibuya girl)
She's so pretty 。。。。。。。。
Gintoki: I think it's likely that she got caught up inside the ham-making machine.
Client: could she be involved in some incident?
Gintoki; Incident? The ham incident?
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
Gintoki; Can't do it anymore, buy a ham and go home and bluff that uncle.
Shinpachi: How many more times are we going to mention ham, anyway!
18. Shinpachi; Hey! Don't waste space on temporary flower arrangements!
19. Gintoki (Hangover ING...). : I'll never drink again....
Who should I swear to?。。。。 Swear to the big sister who broadcasts the weather.
20. (Extra, after the big fight)
Bald Dad: Tomoko! 。。。。。。 And the wig!.
I can't live without you. 。。。。。。。
Where are you? 。。。。。。。。。
My wig 。。。。。。。。。。
Fuuko (flying leg air kick): so you only care about the wig!