What's one thing foreigners don't know until they come to China?

(a) Anonymous

Maybe it's a firecracker ......

My high school's foreign teacher, an old Canadian man, retired and came to China with his wife, with his heart set on becoming a teacher.

He said he had been a teacher all his life, but the students in Canada were just too crazy and too incompetent, and he didn't have the slightest sense of accomplishment or honor as a teacher, and he heard that China was a country that respected teachers and valued them highly, so he retired and came to China to be a teacher. --Probably hoping to get over the addiction of being a highly respected teacher.

February 2, the dragon head, everywhere is the sound of firecrackers, the morning self-study in the second half of the oral class, the old man did not come ......

The following is to hear:

Because of the old man's age, coupled with the international friends, the school is very nervous, afraid of accidents, after searching for the police directly after not found.

The school is very nervous, afraid of accidents, after searching for the police directly.

The police came to the scene to understand the situation, proposed to the dormitory to check, the result in the bed under the old man and her wife found.

First words on seeing the police: Is there a war going on?

(ii) Anonymous

Russians drink, the glass can not have wine, there is wine to drink all, the country drink, the glass can not be empty, empty should be poured on, the first time and the old Maoist drink, the two of us left a cup of right a cup of half a day to drink, do not feel right to talk about it to unveil the mystery.

(c) Anonymous

University in the United Kingdom, a Beijing classmates married, invited a British classmate to Beijing to participate in the wedding, the British classmates stood on Chang'an Street stunned, said "never seen such a wide road ......

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(4) Anonymous

We'll never forget when our high school teacher fell in love with the wreaths that were tied up at the paper money sale, and bought a wreath for visiting the dead, and took it to school. The security guards wouldn't let him in, and then the security guards didn't understand what he was saying, so they just wouldn't let him bring the wreaths into the school, and then they yelled to the principal, and then they realized that our teacher thought that this was a nice wreath, and that he wanted to bring it back to his dorm room to hang on the wall.

(5)Anonymous

I remember when I was teaching at the University of International Business and Economics, I passed by a park and heard a loud bang.

I thought it was someone shooting someone and pulled my friend to run.

My friend looked puzzled and asked me what was wrong.

I said there was a shooting here.

My friend couldn't stop laughing after hearing that, and said that was the park moncler outlet store playing gyro.