2, beauty is heaven for the eyes, and hell for the fanny pack!
3, Apple is the real boss of the fruit world, a temptation to Eve, a smash to wake up Newton, a dominant cell phone, a dominant square dance.
4, Tanabata is coming soon, with thoughts of you, a person to spend 。。。。
5, love is a light, green you panic.
6, Sister Lin is not sick to death, in fact, fell from the sky to die.
7, we promised each other at the same time, to be each other's boyfriend and girlfriend, but your departure has destroyed the relationship
8, playing is pro, scolding is love, love to the depths of the foot kick.
9, the world is coming to an end, there is something I have been hiding from you, in fact, I am Ultraman.
10, of course, I will not try to pick I want to brighten the run to me,
11, when you really love the same thing, you will find language how fragile and powerless.
12, and then in a few decades we will meet to the crematorium all burned to ash you a bunch of me a bunch of who do not know who all sent to the countryside to do fertilizer
13, I have survived the youthful madness, the girl when you have long hair and waist?
14, the teacher said I was a shit stick, I do not go to school. I'm not going to go to school. Don't, you should think of it this way, you're the one that's stirring up shit, so what's the other guy's?
15, Valentine's Day tomorrow, want to know my sister
16, teacher, I want to take a leave of absence. What's wrong with you? I'm sick of class. Roll! Thank you teacher!
17, Hunan Province: funan province
18, high-tech era, high-tech talent. We do not kneel on the rubbing board, go home and kneel on the washing machine to go,
19, if the morning comes later, I think I will like the morning.
20, this year, show love has not been shameful, the most shameful is to show the air conditioning
21, unscrew the bottle cap are married, screwed open are still screwing themselves.
22, the National Day is only one day left, the collection of heart ready for the New Year!
23, if my feelings fail, lying on the ground must be the other side.
24, just because more than one look at you, from now on I can only crutches to explore the road.
25, I sing which have run out of tune, I just like to sing their own tune.
26, I did not lie why I have to lie to love a person did not love to what will happen
27, I heard that women such as clothes, brothers such as hands and feet, looking back, I actually seven hands and feet of the naked 19 years!
28, I said this big brother, I'm not a grass boat, your bitch not always to me here messy hair!
29, the nature of the parents' association and the little three are the same, aimed at destroying family harmony!
30, especially able to suffer, I thought about it, this five words, I only did the first four words.
31, bathing is the ass to enjoy the blessings, the head to suffer; watching movies is the head to enjoy the blessings, the buttocks to suffer; listening to your speech is the head, buttocks are suffering.
32, the woman who pleases herself and the man who pleases himself is poor!
33, there are farts do not put, suffocate the heart; no fart hard squeeze, exercise; I want to fart, we pay attention to the fart, everyone applauded!
34, you casually copy the tenderness of a few people have pasted
35, once upon a time there was a man, holding a spear and a shield in the street hawking, my spear is the world's sharpest spear, able to pierce any shield. My shield is the strongest shield in the world, and no spear can pierce it. A wise man in the crowd laughed and said to him: you say your spear is the sharpest spear and your shield is the sharpest shield, so sell me your spear and your shield together at a discount no.
37, people fat how no money how is the non-mainstream how so you have to raise their heads and let them see you not only short poor and ugly
38, life does not care about the length, but seek to live a brilliant, eat light with light, healthy body!
39, smile at you, purely polite
41, than the two fish who look handsome, handsome is tomorrow's dishes.
42, the history teacher said: the order of the Qin dynasty to unify the six countries can be remembered as shouting Zhao Wei to act! (Han Zhao Wei Chu Yan Qi) the whole audience sweating.
43, the light of the moon in front of the bed, suspected of frost on the ground, raised his head to look at the moon, I called Guo Degang!
44, always lovely and evil-minded.
45, I'm not around you this time, out of the door to hurry home, do not be too late, seriously, recently there are always people stealing dogs at night, I'm afraid that you have an accident.
46, the morning snow, to go to school on the road far saw a boss fell, I rushed over to help a hand, the result of a slippery foot to the boss kicked farther.
47, in bullying me, I curse you to buy instant noodles without a fork.