Laughing me to death, so classic.
Nan Guan Ling's dirt ,
Ma Lanzi's blockage,
Huabei Road's hole in the ground all day to mend;
Hong Ling Road's pits,
Huanghe Road's lamps,
The people of Xishan Village are about to go crazy;
Shandong Road's plug,
Shengli Road's demolition,
Zhongshan Plaza's newbie won't drive;
The pressure of Northwest Road,
The climb of Southwest Road,
The students of Blistering Yazi can not return home;
The ash of Minato Bridge,
The water of Haiphong Street,
The cars of Nanshan Road can not run out of legs.
The beautiful women of Zhongshan,
The Han of Xigang,
The strange people of Dashang are all over the street.
The flowers of Hualian,
The grass of Walmart,
The bachelors of Ganjingzi are running all over the place.
The ladies of Xinghai,
The wolves of Jielgou,
The men of Shahekou are rogues.
The wind of Xinzhai,
The waves of Dayaowan,
The dry battle of Jinzhou on a piece,
The chickens of Xinqitun,
The sheep of Shidajie,
The woman of Chejiacun scares the wolf.
Onions in Zhoushui,
Garlic in Chunliu,
The girl in Nanguanling is the most beautiful.
Dalian is a magical place,
There is a bridge called Qingniwa Bridge.
It is not a bridge;
There is a ditch called Tiergou,
It is not a ditch;
There are two stores,
one is Pulandian,
and the other is Wafangdian,
They are not stores.
There is an island,
called Xiaoping Island,
which is not an island.
There is a village,
called Chejia Village,
which is not a village.
There is a well,
called Ganjingzi,
which is not a well.
There is a mountain,
called Taishan,
which is not a mountain.
There is a man,
called Shadren,
who is not a man.
There is a hospital,
called Xinghai Hospital,
it's not in Xinghai,
it's in South Shidao Street!
The silver of Qingniwa,
The waves of Tianjin Street,
The pretentiousness of Xinggong Street;
The richness of Xinghai Bay,
The roads of Ganjingzi,
The most miserable employees of the Hi-Tech Park;
The rice of Huanghe Road,
The beds of Foamy Cliffs,
The longest overtime of all the development zones.
The longest overtime of all the development zones;
South Guanling ash,
East East head of the soil,
Lvshun air good dance;
Xinzhaizi poor,
Xinghai jam,
squeeze bus children have to practise martial arts
Dalian bus driver classic language:
1, all move to defeat a doorway to block the amount;
2, on to the mamasan not to spare the time to do so,
2, the bus driver to the bus driver's classic language:
2,
2,
The bus driver is not the only one in Dalian.
3, the first station is not quite,
The first station is not quite;
4, passengers, you re ticket?
5. I said I was too old to come out in the morning, but I had to squeeze in with the young people;
6.
In Dalian, every time you take a cab,
you have to watch an average of 100 cabs whizzing by with people in them,
70 black cabs fawningly waving at you,
50 cabs with empty lights whizzing by,
20 cab drivers stopping to ask where you are going,
and immediately driving away after you say your destination,
and you will not be able to find a place to go.
20 taxi drivers stopping to ask you where you are going,
you saying your destination and then leaving,
and 10 people who come out of nowhere to get in front of you after the cab stops.
Dalian public transportation:
People go in, photos come out;
Cookies go in, flour comes out.
Recognize the men and women who do not know,
front chest on your back,
ponytail in your mouth;
You were squeezed in the bus pregnant?
It's okay,
202 will squeeze you to miscarry;
Super regret to put your feet up,
because when you want to put them down, you realize there's no place to put them down...
Dalian,
A city where it's always harder to take a taxi than to get to the top of the mountain;
Dalian,
Don't buy a car!
Dalian,
a city that regrets not buying a car;
Dalian,
a city that never stops repairing roads;
Dalian,
a city that can't afford to eat if you buy a house;
Dalian,
a city that curses the city every day;
a city that never has the guts to leave;
Dalian,
a city that never has the courage to leave.
Dalian,
a city that I will miss no matter where I go