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1, because and the girlfriend angry, the girlfriend ignored me, so I was in the door of the girlfriend in the negative. Just bridge this scene was Dad saw, I thought Dad will blame me : "Boy in order to win back his girlfriend's heart, actually kneeling for ten minutes. No backbone." But the fact is beyond my expectation, Dad went up to tell me: "You kid, to hold on ah, don't really TM goat, think of the years I can be strong, enough to give your mother kneeling all night!"
2, seventeen years have not returned to the birthplace, feel this time back is very spirited. From the county bus into the countryside, remembering the previous days in order to save two dollars in fare, riding a broken bicycle, curved up the corners of the mouth. I was just thinking about it when the conductor came to collect the money, and I took out ten dollars without lifting my eyes and said, "Don't look for it." The ticket agent seemed to be stunned by my dashing movements for two seconds, looked at me in a suit and said two words: "Fifteen!"
3, often when a person says: "not I brag", this sentence, he began to brag. Often when a person says: "It's not me blowing you off", this sentence, he started to blow you off. Often when a person says, "I'm not the one who criticizes you," he's about to start criticizing you.
4, in the subject three exam room, you see those who drive fast car do not envy which student's car to drive so slippery, that is a student failed after the safety officer personally driving back to the test origin of the car ...... do not ask me how I know!
5, yesterday evening when delivering takeout, by hand, the battery car parked in the square dance next to the mother, leading the dance of the mother was not happy, said the car will get in the way of them, I said that this is a few meters away from it will not affect it, the mother said: more than 100 million kilometers from the earth's Mercury retrograde can seriously affect our mood, you say you have no impact on this few meters? I immediately stopped talking.
6, my wife took advantage of my nap, secretly to my wallet to take the money, so I questioned her: "I only have so much pocket money per month, you still take my, there is no consideration of my feelings?" Wife: "Considered ah, so I went to your place to get money when I will be gentle, afraid of waking you up." For a moment I was actually a little touched ......
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