Jitterbug super funny copy (36 sentences)

1, In fact, I have an angle to look handsome, only you have not found it.

2, I hope not to feel that I have nothing, at least to annoy others.

3, what broken mirror in this world? Broken mirrors should be dropped on the ground and stepped on.

4. When I was a child, I don't know how many times I was beaten by my father because of such problems.

5, you wrestled and fell down only one frame of blood, called three times Xinzeng brother, resurrected in place.

6, when happiness knocked on the door, I was afraid not to be at home, so I have been living at home.

7, really hard to know. The gap in IQ is insurmountable.

8, you scold me must be because you don't know me, because people who know me want to beat me.

9, yesterday with the mosquito war a night. Finally tied. It did not eat enough. I did not sleep well.

10, I'm about to fall in love, and who do not know, I'm happy for him first.

11, now the advertisement is really pit mother ah, my mom drink some Yili can change my sister.

12, life has been so difficult, you have to pretend that I Ma Shan split you.

13, you laugh at my friends very little only one, I pity your friends many without a sincere.

14, look at my eyes, you can choose to suicide, you can also choose to blind!

15, my life could have been smoother, if not dragged by this fat.

16, mankind's most nonsense sentence is on the cigarette box, smoking is harmful to health.

17, the test is like a Wifi, within a circle of 10 meters are all the people who want the password.

18, some people say I don't want to face. This is nonsense. My face is so beautiful. I don't want to.

19, years later, if you are married, if I am not married, please be careful after school son.

20, review is to reconfirm what you won't, you really won't.

21, you prostrate on the ground to look up to others, you can not blame them for standing straight overlooking you.

22, you are not my pupil, what makes me put you in my eyes.

23, I'm afraid of trouble to say no under Poundland they are more excited, said the new user cut more.

24, although you are a waste, but I turned waste into treasure, you are my baby.

25, met you. I realized that dinosaurs can actually appear again.

26, a woman's life favorite two flowers: one is to have money to spend, the second is to try to spend!

27, once upon a time, there is a hide-and-seek company, their boss has not found until now.

28, the bull is always more trendy than the clothes, the old models are not out of date, the new models came out.

29, people live, is to see other people continue to die, and then let others see themselves die.

30, in fact, looks are not important, love is the most important feeling, I do not feel ugly.

31, whenever I find myself doing something wrong, I will use a brick to smash someone's head.

32, the recent ghost weather, let me feel every time I open the door is like opening the refrigerator.

33, Winter is so cold. How does the earth do it? I want to learn from it.

34, the sadness of life is that when you want to stick a knife in both sides, but only a knife.

35, you think you will stay in my heart for a long time, tell you, you think too much.

36, arrogant people are saved, low self-esteem is not saved. I think I can still be salvaged!