Baby bedtime story: a new biography of the wizard of oz

A long time ago, Dorothy and her dog Toto were blown to a mysterious country by a tornado, where they met a kind and upright scarecrow, a lovely, sincere and timid lion and a kind and polite tin man. In the storm along the way, the scarecrow became smart, the timid lion was no longer timid, and the tin man had the most beautiful heart. They found King Oz, realized their wishes and lived happily.

However, this is a very old story. Fairy tales are always so pure

When an empty door is opened, all experiences will be completely different.

The story of the scarecrow

Dorothy thanked the scarecrow frequently after she was taken down by him. He jumped up and down on the ground, as if his mouth would crack with laughter. After a while, he sighed again: "If I had a brain, I wouldn't have to be pecked by birds when I was guarding the fields." . I will think about the problem and come up with new ways to change the status quo! "He turned to look at Dorothy, scratched his head, smiled and said," If you can, you can take me to see King Oz ... Ah-"Suddenly, the scarecrow felt weightless. He screamed in shock, but his body kept falling to the ground.

When I woke up, I found a group of people wearing strange clothes around me. Men are all dressed in black with a long piece of cloth on their collars. This woman is wearing a skirt made of several brightly colored fabrics and a pair of high heels. I don't know their names. He looked out of the window in surprise: tall buildings and roads are as dense as cobwebs-yes, he crossed into the modern age.

"Mr Scarecrow, let's get started. Just take this bag of fertilizer and say a few words in front of the camera. "

"Huh?" The scarecrow was surprised. He didn't understand what these freaks were doing, but he nodded, "Oh."

"Ahem!" He gently cough two times, with his head full of weeds very not easy to suppress 1:

"XXX fertilizer, good!"

"hey!" The director looks very satisfied. "Well, that's great! Throw out the advertisement tomorrow! "

As a result, the scarecrow's advertisement was on fire, and people felt very novel about this unusual advertising protagonist, and the fertilizer was sold out. The brainless scarecrow became a star.

I don't know how long I have to queue at the door every day to visit the scarecrow. People first exclaimed when they saw him, and then quickly exclaimed, "Your advertising words are simply wonderful! Simple and generous, meaningful! Our company hopes that you can sign a contract with us. " He took out a thick red envelope from his bag and handed it to him with a big smile on his face: "Please accept it!" " At first, the scarecrow was particularly flustered, and every time he was at a loss, the agent would come out. Gradually, he has been through many battles, and listening to good words every day is not only not exclusive, but also enough. He has also become the hottest TV star today. He feels he has everything: career, money, popularity!

Spending money every day, vanity every day, until one day, weightlessness once again broke this kind of drunken life.

The story of the tin man

Similarly, the tin man came to modern times like a whirlwind. I woke up and found myself lying in a place similar to the street Committee.

The tin man was sent by the director to sweep the street because he looked strong. While he was humming a tune and enjoying his work, he found an old lady lying on the side of the road moaning. The kind tin man immediately carried her to the hospital without saying anything, and waited until the old lady's son came in a hurry. Mother and son have been thanking each other sincerely. But when the doctor announced the high medical expenses, the mother and son suddenly changed their faces and insisted that the tin man had harmed the old man.

The son roared in court: "My Lord, look how hard the tin man worked.". He must have hurt my mother with his iron! " "Tin man has one hundred reasons.

"bang!" As the iron gate closed with a loud bang, the tin man really confirmed that he had been in prison. He didn't want to trust anyone anymore, and he became a real heart of stone. One day, he was resting on the iron wall when suddenly he felt dizzy.

The story of the timid lion

As soon as this timid lion appeared in the street, it first caused panic among people on the road, and then was taken into the zoo by a group of people in uniform. The animal trainer asked him to perform a play and roared, "That lion! When you see me waving on the stage, shout, ah! " The timid lion was confused and nodded timidly.

The play was well performed. It was the lion's turn to play soon, and the staff pushed it out with an iron cage. When the timid lion saw so many people for the first time, his legs were weak with fear, but when he turned his head and caught a glimpse of the vicious face of the animal trainer, he closed his eyes and tried his best to suck milk: "Wow-"

People were shocked: what a wild sound! The timid lion is famous for its roar.

People come to the lion garden to see it every day. "Wow, this lion is so powerful." "The crying in the theater is really not covered!" "I have never seen such a brave and tall lion!" It is amazing.

In this praise, the timid lion seems to feel that he has really become brave and tall. It swaggered in the cage every day and heard many praises.

Take a nap, damn it! The timid lion felt another strong sense of weightlessness.

After crossing

The scarecrow, the tin man and the timid lion returned to Dorothy. They walked along silently, but Dorothy always felt something unusual.

The scarecrow can't turn because he has no brain. Inadvertently, he fell directly into the pit in the middle of the road. This time, instead of calling for help from his friends, he scolded, "Who put this hole in the middle of the road? It caused me to fall, really! " "You have no brain ..." "What are you talking about?" The scarecrow interrupted Dorothy angrily. "I'm so smart, how can I not even turn?" I have the smartest brain in the world! "Then he gave Dorothy a contemptuous look.

The tin man once cried because he trampled the ant to death, but in the end he let the tears rust his mouth, which made Dorothy always think that the tin man was extremely kind. Once on the road, Dorothy saw an injured rabbit on the side of the road. She subconsciously looked at him and saw the "kind" tin population muttering, "All lies, all liars, don't believe them …" He strode forward as if he didn't see it, leaving the rabbit behind without looking back.

The once lovely lion, recently, somehow, roared twice at every turn, and then boasted tirelessly everywhere: "I am a mighty lion in the world!" " Everything in the world will be afraid of my roar! I will protect you, hahaha! "This face always makes Dorothy want to vomit.

Before the team came to a deep and wide trench, there was a fierce roar from the tiger's head and bear's ear Originally, the lion tried his best to roar back, but as soon as the monster appeared, it was frightened out of my wits and just wanted to run away. The scarecrow didn't use his "clever brain" to figure out a way to escape, but just stood there shivering. The tin man is even worse, and his heart of stone makes him turn a blind eye to the immediate danger.

"Kaka-""Psst-Psst-"This loose team was quickly torn to pieces by the swift and vigorous tigers and bears and thrown into the ditch.

The tiger and bear roared triumphantly at the sky, but their voices were heavy.