Humorous rhyming prologue knowledge lecture prologue, in our life, a good program needs some humorous prologue, which can make everyone smile and relax the atmosphere of the whole scene. Let's share the opening remarks of humorous rhyming knowledge lecture.
Humor rhyming prologue knowledge lecture prologue 1 a knowledge lecture manuscript prologue
Student: Good afternoon, everyone.
In this lecture, we are honored to invite the famous mental health experts in our city as the keynote speaker. They want us to welcome them with warm applause.
The theme of this lecture on mental health knowledge is "Caring for mental health and shaping a perfect life". Senior high school is an important turning point in life. Every student will be more or less troubled by some psychological problems in his study and life, such as adolescent psychological problems, exam pressure, interpersonal barriers among parents, teachers and students.
The purpose of this lecture is to help students correctly understand and treat psychological problems, scientifically and effectively relieve bad psychological pressure, form a positive and healthy mental health state and enjoy the sunshine of youth through the guidance of mental health experts. The lecture will last about one and a half hours. After the expert lecture, there will be 20 minutes of interactive communication. During this lecture, please don't make noise, don't walk around at will and listen carefully. Thank you for your cooperation. Please welcome XXX.
Let's thank the experts for their guidance with warm applause again!
Introduction to the main manuscripts of the second knowledge lecture
Dear colleagues, residents and friends,
Good afternoon everyone!
Photography is not only an art, but also a basic skill that should be mastered in practical work. In order to enrich the cultural life of comrades, improve photography technology and level, and build a communication platform for photographers, today we hold a lecture on photography knowledge here.
Today, it is a great honor to invite Mr. * *, vice chairman of the Photographers Association, to give us training in photography knowledge. Now let's welcome Mr. Wang with warm applause!
Teacher Wang joined the Photographers Association of * * City in 20xx and the Photographers Association of * * Province in 20xx. His photographic works have won many awards in provincial and municipal photography competitions, and he has rich photographic experience.
Before the training begins, in order to ensure a good learning environment for everyone, I hope I can get your cooperation and support! First, please turn off or mute your phone; Second, in the teaching process, please don't walk around and whisper at will, so as not to affect the learning effect of colleagues and friends around you! thank you
Introduction to the main manuscripts of the third knowledge lecture
Dear teachers and students:
Hello everyone!
Spring returns to the earth, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant. On such a beautiful day today, we invited captain Tang of the traffic police brigade in xx District and captain Sun xx of the xx squadron. They will give a lecture on traffic safety knowledge for our teachers and students, with the aim of enhancing our traffic safety awareness and improving our self-protection ability. Let's express our warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to them with the warmest applause!
President Jiang, Vice President Zhang, Director Xiao of the school office and Teacher Yang of the Political and Educational Office of Xujiajing Primary School were also seated on the rostrum. Let's clap for them.
Gifts for Young Pioneers: Let's ask the representatives of Young Pioneers to give them a most glorious gift-a red scarf.
President Jiang's speech: (see brief speech by the leader)
Thank President Jiang for his speech. Just now, President Jiang made a request to us: I hope all students will listen carefully, don't whisper to each other and keep the meeting quiet. Let's see which squadron performs.
Now, please welcome all the students with warm applause and ask Captain Tang to give us a speech.
Humorous rhyming prologue knowledge lecture prologue 2 host humorous prologue 1
1, this is a man's world, this is a woman's paradise, this is a dream paradise, and this is the favorite place of (place name) people; Let strange friends no longer be strange, and let familiar friends be more familiar.
Let's capture the flying soul, let's spread moving colors, let's radiate infinite enthusiasm, and let's sing the most beautiful melody! Turn a new page, open a new scene, and appear on the stage of the new century with a brand-new attitude!
No poem is richer than you, and no melody is more beautiful than you. In our happy world, your laughter and cheers will ripple forever!
Your song, my song, his song, we all have the same song! It was the song of spring, the song of love, the song of love for life, which was the song in our hearts at that time! Dear friends, please listen to our sincere songs together!
Salute and bow to the girls. I wish you all younger, more beautiful and more like Maggie Cheung. If you have no confidence in yourself, you should be like Gong Li last time. I wish everyone heart and soul in the new century. Qi Xin works together to earn RMB from those smelly men around you.
3. Cross time tunnel, walk into the art palace, concentrate the essence of song and dance, and swim in the ocean of joy! There is no best, only better.
There is no Excellence, only transcendence.
There is no place you can't go, only places you haven't been.
There is no program that can't be staged, only good programs that haven't been staged yet)
4. Good weather, good work, good family, good business and good mahjong. May the girls stay young forever, and may all bachelors get married. May our friendship never fall down like the Great Wall. How about some applause?
5. Enjoy endless entertainment lines, feel new fashions, have no boundaries, have complete self-space, watch world events, talk about life years, listen to mountains and rivers, and sing heroic battle songs. Here you can feel exciting moments and dreams come true.
Heaven is a treasure-house, attracting guests from all directions, and smiling at the god of wealth from all directions. The times are developing and society is progressing. Let's cross the tunnel of time and space, build a bridge of friendship, listen, move the melody, feel, live a better life, dance, appreciate all kinds of customs, enjoy the charm of music, create gold, strike hard and have a wonderful romance. Now let's get started! ! !
Let's listen to what the friends at the scene say!
The humorous opening remarks of the host II
M: Distinguished guests, dear ladies, lovely girls and children at the scene.
Men and women: Hello, everyone!
Woman: Welcome to Rope Music Mobile. We are a happy family!
Man: I'm xx!
Woman: I'm xx!
M: In this issue of Happy Camp, all the guests we invited were members of Class 083 and the monitor of Class 08 1 082. And 084.
W: And Mr. X, our class teacher in grade xx, and Mr. Jin, the lovely grade minister.
M: It is said that after the first heavy snow came in 2008, the sky was overcast with heavy rain and the air was full of gunpowder! At this point, the lightning flashed over Chenggong County, covering an area of Wan Li, the trees in Xishan Mountain were crumbling, and Dianchi Lake was boiling, with a sea of people and a vast sky, which was unprecedented and unparalleled.
From then on, the great electric lesson 083 was born.
Wang: At the same time, it also shoulders the sacred mission of eliminating violence, maintaining world peace and building a new socialist China.
M: Today, we are gathered here to celebrate the 2.38th anniversary of the birth of this great collective, and also for our bright tomorrow.
W: Today, our theme is: "Struggle for life with high profile and save the world with low profile".
M: Today, our principle is: "persist in taking hedonism as the center, taking eating steamed buns and being willing to pickle as the driving force, falling in love after death, skipping classes and failing, and taking scholarships as the basic point."
W: Let's start the following activities with a song that we are very familiar with.
Woman: Happy times are always short. Looking back on the 2.38 years we experienced together, there are many memorable memories, both for the class and for us personally.
Man: At the Water-splashing Festival, we walked along the banks of the Liu Qing River. Woman: We walked through the parade avenue of military training together.
M: Struggle is our belief.
Woman: Happiness is our symbol.
W: We should always forget what we have forgotten and remember what we have remembered. Knowing how to choose is what we have to do! M: Once, a girl smiled back at you and greeted you.
You can forget her figure and appearance, and you can forget her moving voice.
However, you must not forget her eyes, because it increases your confidence as a man.
Woman: Once upon a time, there was a boy who wanted to leave your mobile phone number in person. You can forget his furtive eyes or his inexplicable messages.
But you must remember his appreciation and affirmation of you.
M: Next, we will go through 1.62 years and keep a low profile and simplicity. We will, as always, stick to Deng Xiaoping Theory and Scientific Outlook on Development, and put the electricity of 654.38+300,000 people in our hearts, arms and fight for it.
Woman: Yesterday belongs to the past, just a memory; Today, belonging to the present, needs us to cherish; Tomorrow belongs to the future, so we still have to work hard.
Man: Yesterday, it was Saturday.
This is the end of today's activities.
We will continue our class tomorrow.
W: That's the end of this issue of Happy Camp. I wish you all a better tomorrow. Thank you for your active cooperation with the class committee, brothers and sisters. Look forward to your participation next time.
Humorous rhyming prologue knowledge lecture prologue 3 6. 1 Children's Day humorous rhyming prologue
1. The young couple next door have stayed nine times since they moved here for more than a year. .
That silly woman next door is dying every time she quarrels with her man. Every time she turns on the gas, she grabs the lighter. The prologue of a humorous manuscript.
It's past midnight, so I put on my clothes, picked up my wallet and mobile phone and ran outside. . Humorous speech opening remarks.
You won't get hurt if you die. Don't you know taking rat poison?
2. A person goes to see a doctor with a stomachache. The doctor inquired about his eating habits. The man said, "Nothing, that is, I usually eat the leftovers from my mother, my wife and my children."
The doctor said, "buy a dog." Humorous opening remarks.
The man was startled: "What? Do I eat too? " The first line of a common word.
A woman is holding her sick eldest son in one hand and her sick youngest son in the other to see a doctor. After the doctor saw it, he gave her medicine, and the pharmacist gave her two kinds of medicine, one large and one small, and said to her, "Two big pills and three small pills twice a day." Humorous words in the opening remarks of speeches on stage.
When the woman came home, she poured a glass of water, gave two big ones to her eldest son and three small ones to her youngest son.
4. Me: Master, I want to get a tattoo.
Master: What does the young man want to tattoo? Humorous opening remarks.
Me: I want to get a unique, personalized, complicated, fashionable and high-end tattoo.
Master: Don't worry, young man, whether it's Qinglong White Tiger or Mickey Mouse, I will satisfy you. What do you want to tattoo?
Me: Can you tattoo a QR code?
Host: Yes. . . Young man, you are here to find fault.
5. I drank Jiaduobao in the office today. When I opened the can, I found an angry sound like soda. I asked: Why is Jiaduobao angry?
Colleague: That's not because of Wang Laoji!
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