The dinner host's opening remarks are humorous. Dinner is definitely indispensable for Chinese New Year holidays or some special occasions. Generally, someone will have a dinner party to explain the general content and purpose of the party. The following is the humorous opening remarks of the dinner host.
1 Humorous opening remarks of a dinner host.
Dear leaders, distinguished guests and colleagues.
Good afternoon, everyone. (introducing myself)
Say goodbye to the old year and welcome the new year. At this beautiful moment, we welcome the 20xx annual dinner of Guangdong * * * Co., Ltd.
Looking back, the Year of the Loong is unforgettable for each of us. She gave us hope, gain and, more importantly, experience of growing up. Say goodbye to the early years when we bid farewell to the old and welcome the new.
Happy new year to you all! Good luck! I wish * * a prosperous career and abundant financial resources in the new year, and I wish * * the whole family good health and all the best. Besides paying New Year greetings to everyone, we have three wishes.
The first wish is to wish our company prosperity and rich financial resources;
The second wish is to wish our distant parents and relatives good health and all the best; The third wish is to wish all the colleagues present here and those who stick to their front-line posts good luck in the coming year, all their wishes come true and they are promoted step by step.
Looking forward to the future, it is getting better every year. We firmly believe that under the leadership of Teacher Cai, the performance of * * * * * will be flourishing, and his tomorrow will be better.
The 20xx annual dinner begins now!
Chapter II Introduction of Humorous Hosts of Company Dinner
Good evening, everyone!
I'm very happy to have dinner with you at this beautiful moment to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new. Here, there is no need to light the bonfire of "Happy New Year" or decorate a fairy-tale festive hall. Listen to the good wishes of colleagues, and we will be full of blood and spring; Take a look at the leaders and handsome male colleagues who seem to attend this party; Young and beautiful female colleagues; You will know that this festival is dazzling and tonight is an extraordinary day!
Over the past XX years, since the beginning of the new century, the company's economic development has been extraordinary. Under the increasingly fierce and severe competition mechanism, we have withstood the attack of the international financial crisis, marched forward bravely, worked hard and achieved encouraging results. This is the brilliance created by our new people together.
Next, please welcome Mr. Liu, the general manager of the company. Let's clap warmly! ~~~~~~~
Let's welcome with warm applause. Mr. Liu summed up the work of 20 10 for everyone!
Thank you for your warm speech.
Looking back on the past: under the leadership of the company, we have made brilliant and remarkable achievements with the fighting spirit and infinite persistence and passion of Chang Ying's Black Dragon!
Chapter III Introduction of Humorous Hosts of Company Dinner
Woman: I celebrate the Spring Festival every year, and I can't finish my blessings every year. 2008 is the gas station that we strive for, and 2008 is the baton that we run.
M: Time has narrowed the distance between us and our growth, dyed our happy life red, let us capture the fragments of the four seasons and give us meditation on life.
M: On the occasion of the New Year, we wish you all good health.
Happy every second, happy every day, happy every year, healthy forever!
M: The elder we are sitting in has experienced many hardships in the stormy years in the past, and vicissitudes have consumed too much of your emotions. Here, we would like to extend our most sincere wishes to you: Please accept the wishes of our young people and wish you a happy family in a peaceful country and society. ...
Woman: Yes! Parents give us life and soul, and their love is broad and endless. Your hard-working upbringing and education have enabled us to thrive. May your sweat turn into countless ice flowers and make you happy!
M: There are endless blessings and endless words. Our colleagues and lovers, on the occasion of the Spring Festival, wish you take advantage of the spring breeze to enhance your ideals and brilliant your life.
W: I have been busy for a whole year, just to wait until this day, and we will celebrate the New Year ahead of schedule.
M: That's right! Colleagues in the province get together and turn around during the Spring Festival. The employees and their families of our Guangxi branch and a store will raise their glasses to celebrate the New Year this evening!
W: Next, first of all, let Mr. XXX, the business operation manager of Guangxi Branch, give us a speech.
M: OK, thanks to a manager! Let's welcome Ms. XXX, the business operation director of store XXX, to give us a speech.
Woman: Thanks to a director! Thanks to the two leaders! It was your company that made us go through the extraordinary year of 20 12. It was your concern that made us keep thinking, and it was your opinions that made us keep forging ahead. While we have made achievements, we have also seen shortcomings. In the new year, we will do better and make you more satisfied.
M: Blessing is a sincere blessing, not a confession in a thousand words. Sing a heart song silently and send the most sincere wishes.
W: Next, please enjoy the song and dance "XXX" performed by all my colleagues in a store.
Ok, it's our dinner time, please enjoy it!
Humorous opening remarks of dinner host 2 humorous opening remarks of company annual meeting 1
Dear leaders:
A: Distinguished guests,
H: Good evening, everyone.
B: The sacred monkey leaves the old year and enters a new era, and the golden rooster sings Dongfanghong in the New Year. In a few days, the Spring Festival, a traditional festival of the Chinese nation, is coming.
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A: I am XXX XXX;
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The leaders present at today's party are ...
A: XXX leaders attending tonight's party are:
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Also attending the party were friends from … and …;
Friends from …, journalists from … and soldiers from ….
Let's welcome the leaders and friends with warm applause!
Before the official start of the party, we'd like to invite ... to give a speech and welcome everyone.
The Spring Festival Gala begins now.
A: The golden rooster dawns to welcome the sunrise in the east. When the colorful sunshine in the sky shines on the earth, our hearts are full of hopes and longings. Looking at the charming XX around us, we couldn't help singing our happy mood. First of all, please enjoy the dance "Beautiful Mood". May everyone's mood be beautiful every day.
B: executor: executor: executor
B: A What do you think makes you feel guilty the most after joining the job?
A: What makes me feel guilty most is that I didn't invite you to dinner when you first came to my office. Just kidding. What makes me feel guilty most is that I spend too little time with my parents.
B: Yes! A busy and fruitful year is coming to an end. While we are working hard, no matter how hard it is, we should spend more time with our parents, walk with them and cook, and don't let them be too lonely. You know, behind us are full of parents' ardent expectations and silent efforts. But how much love there is in an inch of grass, I got three rays of spring! Please welcome XXX to sing.
Humorous opening remarks of the annual meeting of the company II
Girl: Ladies and gentlemen. Boys: Ladies and gentlemen. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! !
First, let's play a game, raise your left hand (be careful, it must be your left hand), then raise your right hand, yes, and clap with both hands. Well, thank you for applauding me. I wish you all a happy wedding here, not% no, haha, happy New Year. I wish you all the best in the new year.
Dozens of organizers of our party fought all night without eating or drinking, and today they presented a peerless feast for everyone. We have prepared songs and dances, nonsense cross talks and unsightly sketches for everyone. Anyway, there is something you can't think of, and there is nothing you can't see. I hope that with everyone's patience, I can cry and let my mother spend this extraordinary night.
The dinner host's opening remarks are humorous. My colleagues in the company have a humorous dinner host.
Dear guests and friends,
Happy new year, everyone! I am the host of today's activity: Liu Shulin, nice to meet you. Many people present here today are old friends of our Honghui Group and have many new friends. On the occasion of the Spring Festival in the Year of the Sheep, I sincerely wish you all a new year and a new atmosphere, and make a fortune in the Year of the Sheep! Many of our old friends came with Honghui.
Let's cherish this hard-won friendship. Gratitude is Honghui's corporate culture, reminding us to always remember the moment before. Caring for love is our fine tradition. Let's keep giving and giving, and those who help others will also help themselves. We have just dried our sweat, and 20 1# is ready to start again! Everyone in Honghui has never forgotten your support and help!
Next, please warmly welcome Mr. Zhang Feng, Chairman of Honghui Group and General Manager of Service Center, to give a speech for this event! Thank you very much for Mr. Zhang Feng's wonderful speech. Next, we will draw the third prize of this activity.
(This prize is a beautiful gift brought by Meilin Zhenghuanghe, a merchant of such a life platform. Meilin Zhengguanghe is a well-known local enterprise in Shanghai, and cooperates with such a life to deliver healthy and delicious food to more families. China people pay attention to reciprocity. I hope this modest gift can express our deep affection and send our heartfelt wishes! Please draw them in turn.
I am glad that so many lucky guests have won our prizes. Next, please welcome Mr. Zhao Liangpeng, general manager of our experience store investment center of Honghui Group, to introduce the company's projects to us. Please applaud!
Thank you very much for Zhao Zong's speech. Next, please ask Zhao Zong to draw the second prize of this activity for us (this prize is a beautiful gift brought by the merchants of Joulan Home Textiles, a living platform. Rulan Home Textiles is a well-known local enterprise in Shanghai. Cooperation with this kind of life will bring more household items to enjoy a perfect life.
I am glad that so many lucky guests have won our prizes. Of course, we have more important gifts for you. Next, Zhao Zong will explain our New Year's promotional gifts to us. Let's clap!
It is expected that every guest will have such a good gift, so friends who want to go should book it quickly! Before we leave, let's get to know our friendly neighbors through a video! Please look at the big screen.
Everyone is very excited. Action is better than excitement. Opportunity knocks but once. Hurry up and set foot on the cruise ship in South Korea with your good friends! Next, we also have the first prize of this activity. Next, please ask general manager Zhang of the group company to draw for us. Please take a group photo with General Manager Zhang!
If you have any questions, you can consult the friend who brought you here. Thank you very much for your concern and help. Next, let's enter the lunch session and look forward to your happy meal. 20 1# Honghui has more exciting activities waiting for you!