Scene: Rebuilding the Classroom Characters: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling Content: Xiao Ai goes on stage: (Holding a book) The flower of modern social network is fighting day and night on the battlefield, and it is expected to hang up the final score! Hang up! Hang up! (Shaking his head, sitting down) Xiaowu takes the stage: (Shaking his head) How to rebuild the examination room when the public lovers are carefree and chasing girls without stopping! Rebuild! (See Xiao Ai, shake hands: Hello, comrades. Xiaoling came on stage: some people sing out of tune, others are worried about love. I am unique, and I am not afraid of jokes when I go to class. I'm going to report for class again today. (Sitting next to Xiao Wu) Xiao Ai: Why didn't this teacher come today? I'll wait until the flowers are dry! If I had known this, one more game today, and CS will come again. Xiao Wu: (taking out the mirror to look at himself) Yes, I came in such a hurry that I messed up my hair! Never heard of it: blood can flow, head can be broken, and hair can't be messed up! Xiaoling: I want to sleep anyway! This Olympic Games bid farewell to Athens, and this year the United States also held a general election. It's time for class and sleep. Xiao Ai: Well, I think our generation is very thin. I have to rebuild the fields! Let me introduce myself. My name is Xiao Ai. Xiao Wu: My name is Xiao Wu. Xiaoling: My name is Xiaoling. Xiao Ai: Nice to meet you! Let's gather in Love Wuling (2500)! How did you two join the team? Xiao Wu: Brother, it's a long story-Xiao Ai, Xiaoling: Then stop it! Wu: Huh? You two are so rude! Reminds me of my sad past. . . Alas, bad luck, hard luck! I used to be a flower-Xiao Ai Xiaoling: A flower? ! Xiao Wu: My home! Xiao Ai and Xiaoling (looking at each other): Oh! It turned out to be cow dung! Xiao Wu is angry: What are you talking about? I really can't stand it! No, this is unbearable! It's rude to say such things to a handsome guy like me! Xiao Ai Xiaoling: Calm down, calm down! Xiao Wu (shouting) Open the door and let the dog go! Little moxa Xiaoling frighten of holding the head. Xiao Wu rushed out. Xiaoling: Why did he go out by himself? Xiao Ai: Fortunately, I took precautions against rabies! What if you are bitten? (Looking down thoughtfully) Have we gone too far? Xiaoling: No? Xiao Ai: Are you sure? Xiaoling nodded. Xiao Ai: Then go away! (Stand up) You go, the teacher will call the roll! Ha ha! Xiao Wu will appear soon. Xiao Ai: Rabies brothers? (giggle) No, Brother Cow Dung! (Seeing Xiao Wu's face is wrong) No, brother, you're back! I was just thinking about you! Xiao Wu sat down: We are such stingy people! We all failed and turned over a new leaf. We met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? ! Xiao Ai Xiaoling: Yes, yes, yes! Xiao Wu: I'll go on with my long story. Well, where should I start? (In retrospect) Since it's so long, I won't talk about it! Bottom line: beautiful women are unlucky! Xiao Ai Xiaoling: Huh? Wu: Excuse me. Is a femme fatale! Haven't you heard a famous saying-Xiao Ai Xiaoling: No! Wu: I haven't said it yet! If you don't fall in love when you are bored, you will be abnormal when you are bored! Xiao Ai: Brother: Don't say anything! Long live understanding! See, you are also a pear flower killed by love and crushed by Haitang. Xiao Wu: (crying) bosom friend! Xiaoling: Yes, I think you are a burden, too. I am deeply moved to see you, too! Wu: What? What does sister think? Xiaoling: Your destiny cannot be changed. Xiao Wu: (smiling face) What! Xiaoling: (smiling, suddenly changing face) Being dumped! Little moxa smile, admire you! Xiao Wu turned to Xiao Ai: Why are the brothers trapped here? Xiao Ai: I am also an open soldier! Xiao Wu: Peer? Xiao Ai: I go the normal way. I'm not going! I also show my skills at night! Xiao Wu Xiaoling: You, who are you? Xiao Ai: Hum! Newcomer, I am the boss! Cyber killer! Xiao Wu: In the end, what I learned is still empty! Xiao Ai: I tell you, studying is a piece of cake for me! Besides, do I look like a failed student to you? The two said in unison: I like it! Iverson: I have nothing to say! Xiaoling: Hey, you are not as miserable as me! Xiao Wu: Sister, there are many boys here. How did you?
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Xiaoling: Don't mention it, don't you know? Arafat made a fairy tale trip. Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu: Yes, yes, what a pity. (They begin to sigh at each other. Xiaoling: Did you listen to me? Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu: We can understand your feelings! Xiaoling: But it's none of my business. Xiao Ai Xiaowu: Huh? Xiaoling: I have my own troubles. If you don't sleep for a day, you can't sleep. Xiao Ai: Sister, is this a conversation? Xiaoling: You won't understand my distress anyway. People who don't sleep are almost the same, and those who sleep have their own sleep. Wu: That makes sense! Xiao Ai: In a word, we all failed the exam! Three people sighed at the same time: alas! ! ! ! ! ! Xiao Ai: Look! The teacher started the class! Xiao Ai Xiaowu turned his head and saw Xiaoling asleep. He shouted, "How fast!" ! Wu: No! We have to get down to business. Hurry up. Let me see if there are any beautiful girls in this class. Xiao Ai: Let me think about today's new tactics! A class must have developed countless forces! Ring the bell. Xiaoling woke up immediately. Wu: How punctual! Xiaoling: That's right! It's called a biological clock! It's easy to wake up after a sleep! (Stand up) Bye! Do you think we will still fail? Xiao Ai Xiaowu looked at each other: She asked, will we still fail the exam?