Internet medical examination
It's simply too funny!
Recently, the skit "Internet Physical Examination" caught fire
Triggered a lot of netizens to discuss
A man stepped into an "Internet Physical Examination Center"
Wanting to do a physical examination for employment
"I heard that the results will be ready in 30 minutes.
"I heard you can get results in 30 minutes here, right?"
" Yes"
Wannabe
Every second of the next
was felt!
Parents, come and see here
Wink, wink, okay
Face Recognition Successful
Before the man could react
The nurse at the front desk had already obtained a lot of information about the man through face recognition
" Liu Siwei, 33 years old, 1 meter 82 meters
The last four digits of the bank card 0042
Password is 11 ......"
Even know the password?
My dear, there are no secrets in the age of big data
The nurse gave this answer
Want a medical checkup? Watch a commercial first
Length: 360 seconds!
More than 10 ads, with a wide variety
Filled with all kinds of offensive brainwashing
Want to skip the ads
You can. Then become our member
An annual subscription of 388, a monthly subscription of 98, a continuous monthly subscription of 88
Which one do you choose?
A burst of familiarity came
Such multiple choice questions
are common on major apps
Which one do you choose?
A netizen took himself as an example: go out in the morning on the subway, open a music application, in order to download VIP songs, you need to pay 15 yuan per month; down the subway instead of riding *** enjoy bicycle, you need to pay 20 yuan per month to a bicycle application; home at night to catch up with the drama, but also to a film and television platform to pay 19 yuan per month. If you do not buy these VIP services, simply "difficult to move".
Open VIP, spend money
can get the corresponding "noble" service?
Not necessarily
There may be more pitfalls!
For example, there is an APP that displays 6 RMB/month in a large yellow font on a continuous monthly subscription, while there is a small line underneath that reads: "Renewal for the next month is 19 RMB". It's easy for users to overlook this if they're not paying attention.
Automatic deduction to when is also a problem. In May of this year, a netizen opened a 15 yuan monthly membership of a movie and television, the cost of direct deduction from the phone bill. But a check found that there is a big problem. The business so-called monthly package, turned out to be a proper auto-renewal, and the package actually to 2099 before the expiration.
In order to get an immediate medical checkup
The man paid for the membership
The next medical checkup
was even more problematic
The man was halfway through getting his blood pumped, but stopped
The reason was
" To get the full experience, you'll need to download the app! "
Too slow to draw blood?
You can buy an acceleration pack to speed it up
Pop-up ads also popped up during the medical checkup
I can't turn them off
The chest X-ray film
You can only get 1/60th of the film on the same day
The rest will be sent at 8pm on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays in the coming weeks
Wanting to get the full chest film ahead of schedule?
Pay for early access to the full chest piece
Pay for early access
The price is too high
Then let your friends cut it down
The 5-6 minute sketch
is an in-depth metaphor for what it's like to be a bummer when you're surfing the web
It's a very emotional experience
One commented
It was laugh-out-loud hilarious, and it got to me at every point!