2, and handsome and car, that is chess, rich and house, that is the bank.
3, distance is not beauty, but the third party.
4, outside the door to an old road, in the chest crossed a cross, shouted: Amitabha Buddha! Guru, Allah has a phone call!
5, I play hard to get, because I do not want to be played by fate.
6, the heart is different, each face. The difference is that they are all selfish. As for the public, it is not.
7, I have always thought that as long as something to put on the hearing, this is basically settled this is a non-discussable issue.
8, when a man's woman is happier than when everyone's goddess.
9, learning to be a scholar, formerly a scholarly official, now an official scholar.
10, life is like a phone call, either you hang up first, or I hang up first!
11, do not easily make a promise, can not do the promise, than did not promise more abominable.
12, everyone is equal in front of money, and everyone is not equal in front of fate.
13, as long as you make more efforts, do more things, jealous people, with the wind, like Hovenia hooks hanging human body, like an insect and so on with poisonous thorns stabbing people, where is just three tired and three harm ah!
14, the mortal is not, the eye put in the rich and noble glory, the ear mess in the immortal way, so more abandoned its long and seek its short, not to lose their all.
15, rich as if there are gods to assist, poor as if there are ghosts to scourge.
16, the unjust person, why anti-harm me, / think will revenge!
17. All men: they die for what they love, they die for wrath, they die for majesty, they die for morality, they die for gain.
18, the good minister serves the evil ruler, the monarch does not want to govern the country well, although the good ministers do their best to assist him, but because of the conduct and aspirations of the opposite, is not appreciated and reused is also natural.
19, Mount Fuji head of the Han flag, cherry blossom tree under the drunken Hu Ji, Han Tang Menglong now back up, revitalize the heavenly power to exterminate the Japanese barbarians, the Great Wall of ten thousand miles of one billion soldiers, the national hatred will not wait for the children and grandchildren flat, would like to mention the millions of tigers and wolves divisions, jumping horse and knife wash Tokyo.
20, women mixed well, is sister-in-law, mixed bad, is **.
21, often refuse to others alms people, not because of self-esteem, but because of inferiority.
22, now people really **** perverted! Today, crowded bus, there is a person wearing a short skirt and stockings, braided hair, actually a man! Mom touched half a day to find!
23, China's tourism is called to sleep on the car and get off the car to take pictures, or to sleep on the car and get off the car to pee.
24, every woman will always be a man and cheap.
25, today's scholars can not see the near the small, and presumptuous talk about the big one insults, so the end of the sweat and no success.
26, the woman's tears are useless liquid, but you let the woman shed tears that you are very useless.
27, rather like a child, refused to see too many things, listen to too much is not, simple life.
28, I participated in a weight loss class yesterday, the coach let me wear loose clothes training. If there are loose clothes, I came to participate in the weight loss class for what?
29, back to back, thinking more and more atrophy; test test test, the body is more and more atrophy.
30, you have not seen my most lousy appearance, do not deliberately play your imagination, that I have had a good time.
31, I also want to be simple, do not want to understand so many human accidents.
32, living in its position, no words, gentleman shame; have its words, no action, gentleman shame.
33, do not think that the top of the head of a pile of shit, they are the King Kong Huluwa.
34, life must remember these two things: do not make a decision in anger, not in the happy light promises.
35, God gave us youth at the same time also gave us acne.
36, in the workplace should be like Conan, there is a kind of go where let others die to where the domineering.
37, after the people less than Confucius and Yanzi children of teachers carry on, and often sighed at the bureaucracy is not up to it, why fools very much.
38, life is like angry birds, when you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.
39, you're right, I'm right, just a gust of wind blew out the promise.
40, after the housing reform can not afford to live in the house, after the medical reform can not afford to see the disease, after the education reform can not afford to go to school.
41, a variety of postures, a variety of strokes. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.
42, the future of the future less self-righteous, more self-awareness.
43, people always love to deceive themselves, because that is easier than deceiving others.
44, the love invested in a person, risk; love invested in many people, dangerous.
45, virtuous people should be reused, if not reused, but also due to his own fault.
46, all say sister beautiful, in fact, are made up out of.
47, uneven wealth, upbringing can not be, although I want to say rule, are all met.
48, mom! The world is too crazy, rats are to the cat as a mix mother!
49, the truth is like hair, only less and less, not more and more.
50, the air is foul tavern is the abyss of evil, can turn the wise man into a fool!
51, some people, only met a moment, as if they have known for a long time?
52, see your face, think your parents in the manufacture of you did not seriously.
53, the new era of the four major harm: the chassis of the Toyota, the developer of the building, the stock market, the big disk, the hard disk of the ex-boyfriend.
54, the beauty of the place, although defiled, the world can not be cheap; the evil of the place, although Gao Long, the world can not be expensive.
55, there is no castle in the city, so there are no princes and princesses, but there are many slaves.
56, a lot of girls have Han Hong's disease, but not Han Hong's life.
57, the biggest benefit of matchmaking is: if the marriage goes wrong later, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.
58, people can't look at each other, ** can't fight.
59, the four big nest egg: the stock is set; dirty money is stolen; looking for three Miss reported; eat Viagra is invalid.
60, many of our listed companies, listed companies, in the end, is running a listed company, or running a ****?
61, the man most hate to seduce their wives, especially halfway.
62, the biggest mistake people make on a daily basis, is too polite to strangers, and too harsh to the closest people, to change this bad habit, the world peace.
63, in recent years, the wind section does not stand, the scholarly integrity of a day is not as good as a day.
64, as long as the face, who can write dozens of modern poems a day.
65, the king is dependent on the state, the state is dependent on the people. Carve the people to serve the king, as if cutting meat to fill the belly, belly full and body death, the king rich and the country died.
66, if the truth is so untrustworthy, then what else in the world can be trusted?
67, a lot of things in the world would not have been right or wrong, do more people out of the right and wrong.
68. The power of the general public seems to be unable to resist.
69, goods have an expiration date, people have to look tired. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it.
70, single song cycle, listening to the lyrics, humming the tune, singing the mood.
71, is the gold always have to shine, but when the ground is full of gold, I do not know which one is.
72, would rather sacrifice China's last virgin, never leave Japan any a**!
73, love is just lonely, pull the beautiful calf.
74, there is a new love, forget the old love, I did not think that even friendship can use this sentence.
75, the child saw the gray machine did not, replied, there are hairline gray machine.
76, you see what he is so free and happy, what kind of seed cause and effect!
77, no knowledge of the mind is terrible, but even more terrible is the brain was incited by the spring!
78, there is a kind of people only do two things: you succeeded, he was jealous of you: you failed, he laughed at you.
79, have a child has a benefit, is that when we are old, someone pushed us to the crematorium, do not have to crawl to us!
80, Gaijin people love to do more, they will be lonely with nothing; happy to do nothing, they will be shackled with more.
81, the memory will always fade, especially the original is not profound.
82, I have only two things in my life will not: this will not, that will not.
83, people do not go after the exhaustion from where, but only to blame the exhaustion of the person, it is really some confused mind, do not know the reason ah.
84, one day a bite, if this kind of scene, written into the text yellow, dare to fear is not a wonderful words.
85, barking dog is not really capable, just want to grab the credit in front of the master, but with such a dog, those who are really capable of the dog will not dare to be lazy.
86, all over the search is not, Utah marveled at the year the small savage waist. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I think I'm going to be able to do it.
87, love is like fast food, don't care what flavor, can fill the physiological needs.
88, the external injury is internal orphan, on the confusion is under suspicion; doubt is not used by the pro, confused by the viewer out of proportion; out of proportion is chaotic scheme, chaotic scheme is the country dangerous, the country is dangerous is uneasy.
89, future generations of writers, strive for magnificent rhetoric, give up the practical virtues.
90, the best friend is the mouth scolded you re colorful and light friends, but in the heart than anyone else hope that you can always be happy.
91, everyone has at least one dream, there is a reason to be strong.
92, if you have self-awareness, do not use money to test my love.
93, we are a spider, all day Ba in the Zhang web, up games, chatting together!
94, the boy is poor to raise, or do not know the struggle, the girl is rich to raise, or a piece of cake coaxed away.
95, shouting pain is not necessarily **, but seduce men must be **.
96, Laozi most despise two kinds of people: one is a racist person, the other is a black man!
97, has sheltered its body, the world after the world has been safe and can not be easy, but also any one to the anger, the effect of the people of the Haoqiao and Haoqiao; small people of the disobedience, not without its reason, and evil can be suppressed?
98, before meeting you, my world is black and white, after meeting you, wow, all black.
99, a thousand times I love you, not as much as a thousand dollars I give you.