"Drinking Wanglaoji can extend life by 10%", what other "bottomless" ads?

Kidney weakness, always after overwork, as if the body has been emptied ......

When the heroine in the advertisement blinks with affectionate eyes, from behind the gentle ring around the waist of the hero, I always can not help but drift far away from the thoughts:

What exactly did this man do, so that he is so tired? laborious and tired?

In fact, compared with the graphic sense of these advertisements, the taglines of these advertisements are even more eye-opening and even harmful.

The streets are singing this magic jingle: cataracts, can't see well, Saproxil drops eyes.

According to statistics, the probability of cataracts in China is 65% for people over 60 years old, and close to 100% for those over 80 years old! That means that cataracts are an extremely common disease of old age. There are a lot of older people who are influenced by advertisements and think that they don't need to go to the hospital if they have cataracts, but just need to take eye drops and they'll be fine. However, cataracts can only be treated with surgery.

In the flagship store on Tmall, a vial of Sapolex eye drops is priced at 59 dollars, but the real cost is only one or two dollars. As early as 2016, Sapolex's market share was as high as 86 percent, and the company went public in style. But how much did the company spend on research and development of the drug? And how much was invested in publicity? Don't look, don't know, a look is more than a shock ......

And then there's Cao Qing Hua, which I almost bought for my mom, too. A single capsule sells for nearly $2, but back on December 23, 2013, the National FDA Administration made a notification about Cao Qing Hua capsules.

Last month, after standing for too long and suffering from back pain, the children in the classroom blurted out, "Hongmao medicinal wine, two mouthfuls a day. Hongmao, which appears to be a cure-all, has long been on the blacklist of food and drug regulatory authorities around the world.

Of course, there are these:

The gray nails, a contagious two.

This year's festivals do not accept gifts, accept gifts will accept × × × ×

Businesses are so committed, with the feet of pharmaceuticals, with the heart of the advertisement, it is really touching.

Here's a magic catchphrase from Coldplay Labs:

Cataracts, can't see well, Saprox harms people.

Rheumatism, bone pain, Hongmao wine, not as good as a dog on the street.

Take the lung tonic pill every day, coughing up phlegm and wheezing all year round.

A hundred years of Shujinzhuzhuangbao Pills, dreaming of curing the lumbar disc.

Heart is not good to sleep, do not use Yianning.

Please memorize the mnemonic and beware of being fooled.

(Ps. I know some people will talk about the TV station's recourse, on second thought, I'll just say it's useful)

I'm Mithrilan, who loves to die, so feel free to follow.