Once upon a time, there was a handsome king who had a magical mirror.
The king asked the mirror the same question every day: "Mirror, mirror, who is the most handsome man in the world?"
The magic mirror answered devoutly day after day, "It's you, your Majesty Leslie."
This morning, before leaving for the early dynasty, King Leslie put on a luxurious robe, a shining crown and a scepter in his hand, and came to the magic mirror again.
"Mirror, mirror, who is the most handsome man in the world?"
The loyal mirror replied, "It's the newly appointed king of Darfur, your majesty."
The king nodded with satisfaction and was about to leave when he suddenly turned and hit the magic mirror with a stick: "What did you say? Say it again! "
The mirror didn't answer. Because the mirror can only answer one question every day.
The king spent a day in shock and anger.
The next morning, before going to the morning court, the king came to the mirror again. On this day, the king put on his most gorgeous robe, wore a crown inlaid with the world's largest sapphire, and held a scepter carved from a whole amethyst in his hand.
The mirror reflected the radiant figure of the king.
The king was very satisfied, so he proudly asked, "Mirror, mirror, who is the most handsome man in the world?"
The mirror replied devoutly, "It's the newly appointed king of Darfur, Your Majesty."
The king was furious: "How is it possible! The most beautiful man in the world is obviously a widow! "
The mirror didn't answer. Because the mirror can only answer one question every day.
On the third morning, before going to court, the king angrily came to the magic mirror: "magic mirror, magic mirror, let me see the most beautiful man in the world!" " "
The mirror replied, "Yes, Your Majesty."
King China's mirror disappeared in the fog. A white figure gradually emerged from the fog.
At the beginning of the dynasty, the king ordered to invite the newly appointed king of Darfur from neighboring countries to his birthday dinner.
King Darfi accepted the invitation and sent a messenger to tell him that he would give him a precious gift.
King Leslie thought, why don't you give me your beautiful head?
Before King Duffy arrived, the king asked the mirror again, "Mirror, mirror, who is the most handsome man in the world?"
The mirror replied devoutly, "It is King Darfur who will come to your birthday dinner, Your Majesty."
The king sneered: "He will be poisoned by poisoned wine, or killed by poisonous snakes, or killed by my guards ... tomorrow morning, I will be the most beautiful man in the world!" " "
When the sunset faded the last ray of light, when the first star shone in the deep sea sky, King Darphy stepped into King Leslie's palace.
The king saw in the mirror that the tall body of the king of Darfur was covered with a pure white robe, his golden hair was wearing a crown inlaid with diamonds, his dark blue eyes were deeply embedded on both sides of his straight nose, and his ceramic white and transparent skin seemed to shine, which made people dare not stare.
King Leslie personally poured a glass of wine for King Duffy: "I am deeply honored to invite you to my birthday dinner."
King Darphy took the glass, but handed it to a man behind him: "The bodyguard you sent to pick me up has been waiting in the scorching sun all day. A hardworking man should drink this first glass of wine."
The bodyguard drank the wine obediently and immediately bled to death.
The body of the guard was dragged down. King Leslie and King Duffy both pretended that nothing had happened.
Dinner begins.
King Darfi and other distinguished guests were enjoying delicious food, and King Leslie called a group of jugglers to entertain them.
An artist played a bamboo flute, so several brightly colored snakes climbed out of the bamboo basket behind them and danced on the Persian carpet in the middle of the hall.
King Leslie hung a beautiful string of beads on the head of a snake. The snake swam to the king of Darfur with beads.
King Leslie said, "This string of beads can prolong life. I will give it to the respected King of Darfur. "
King Darfi pulled a princess beside him to his seat: "I think this beautiful princess needs youth forever."
The princess was flattered and reached for the beads on the head of the snake. She was bitten by a snake and died immediately.
The princess's body was carried down. Everyone pretended that nothing had happened.
Finally, King Leslie called his bodyguard, "Come and entertain you with your sword."
The guards drew their swords shining with cold light and danced in the middle of the hall. Where the sword flashes, every thorn points to the king of Darfur.
King Darfi drew his long sword: "It's boring to dance alone. Let's have a competition."
When King Darfur came to power, he cut off the guards' swords with his own sword. The guard stepped down with a broken arrow. King Darfur returned to his seat. "Thank you, King Leslie, for your hospitality. I had a great time today. "
King Leslie was helpless: "Welcome to King Darfur."
King Darfur said, "I said I would give you a valuable gift, and now I will give it to you."
King Leslie fought back his anger and nodded.
A huge mirror was carried up by the guards accompanying the king of Darfur. That mirror is the same as that in King Leslie's bedroom.
King Darphy personally invited King Leslie to the mirror. The mirror as smooth as mercury shows the figure of two people, which is absolutely beautiful. King Darfi said, "This is a magic mirror that can answer any questions you have. I heard that King Leslie also has such a magic mirror, so I specially gave it to you as a symbol of yes-men. "
King Leslie is not happy. He is still considering how to cut off the beautiful head of Duffy.
Duffy took out his handkerchief and wiped the mirror. "Now, let's put two mirrors together!" "
The bodyguard put down the mirror and went out, leaving only two kings in the whole bedroom, each facing his own mirror.
King Darfur said, "You can try to ask him questions."
Leslie almost growled and asked, "Mirror, mirror, who is the most handsome man in the world?"
King Darphy said solemnly, "It's you, your majesty!" " "With that, the mirror in front of King Leslie repeated his words.
Duffy turned to Leslie: "Your Majesty, I have fallen in love with you since I met you at a party ten years ago. So I sent a magician to give you this mirror as a tribute, so that I can see you every day. I have always been the one to answer your questions. "
Leslie was so surprised and angry that she almost fainted: "You-you lied to me for ten years!" " "
Darfi smiled like a blooming flower: "If I don't do this, how can I have a chance to see you?"
Leslie was furious: "Come on-"
Duffy gagged Leslie with his own lips before he called out the word "man".
After a fierce kiss, Darfi picked up Leslie and put him on the big dragon bed.
Two crowns inlaid with rubies and sapphires were thrown on the Persian carpet in front of the bed. A band made of crystal and diamond tied King Leslie's hand firmly to the bed. Gorgeous clothes were gently faded, and their slender and flexible bodies were exposed to the dim light.
Darfi soothed Leslie's restless body with hot lips and hot and humid palms, and then opened the tight secret passage under Leslie with his fingers. Finally, in Leslie's charming groans, she deeply sent her identity in.
The low curtain of the bed swayed like waves. The glass pendants on the bedside collided with each other and made a crisp sound.
The next day, Leslie and Darfi announced the merger of the two countries. Two kings rule the world.
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Fanwaiyi
"Mirror mirror ..."
Naked Leslie stole a look behind him, turned around and continued to ask in a low voice:
"Where did Duffy throw my underwear?"
"He is wearing it himself, Your Majesty!"
"……"
Fanwai Erwang's New Clothes
Night arrival.
Leslie stood naked in front of the mirror after taking a shower; Darfi waved his hands around him with a smile brighter than the moon.
"This is a robe woven by the greatest craftsman and the greatest magician in our country. It is breathable and cool, so that people who wear it can hardly feel its existence. Its greatest advantage is that it can be used to judge a person's IQ. A person is too stupid to see it. "
Leslie was a little cold by the night wind: "It's amazing."
Duffy kissed him on the shoulder and carried him to bed. "Will you wear it to sleep every day?"
"Very good."
Pendants on the bedside jingled all night.
When the morning light spread all over the earth, Leslie dragged her deep body, which seemed to be disassembled and reassembled, to the magic mirror.
"Hey, is my pajamas nice?"
"But you have nothing on you, Your Majesty."
"Darfur Philippines you bastard-"
The fan sells matches to three kings.
Darfi decided to go to the folk to observe the people's feelings. He disguised himself as a ragged teenager and sold matches in the dirtiest part of the slum; Take the opportunity to chat with passing civilians.
Leslie sat in front of the magic mirror and watched his every move.
Soon after, it snowed heavily. Snowflakes like goose feathers fell one after another, and a "snow blanket" covered Darfi.
Darfi lit matches one by one to keep warm. A small lamp lit a blazing flame in his eyes.
Leslie is a little curious. "Mirror, mirror, what did Duffy see? Why is he so excited? "
The mirror replied, "Please see for yourself, Your Majesty."
There is a burning flame on the mirror, and two naked teenagers are entangled in the flame.
"Dahl, you dirty ghost-"
Four Heavenly Kings and Beautiful Teenagers outside Fanwai
Leslie and Duffy went to play in the forest. Leslie accidentally fell into a spring.
Duffy knelt by the spring and prayed, "beautiful god of the forest, please give me back my love."
The god of the forest flapped his wings and waved his wand in front of Darfi: "Please don't worry, King. Your lover will be back soon. "
Immediately, a beautiful boy with bright eyes and bright skin floated up from the spring.
Darfur Philippines shook his head. "This is not my lover."
The god of the forest waved his wand again. A blonde beautiful boy floated up from the spring.
Darfi shook his head again: "This is not my lover."
The god of the forest waved his wand again. Leslie floated up from the spring.
Darfi was overjoyed and pulled him ashore: "This is my lover, thank you, God of the forest!" " "
The god of the forest smiled and said, "You are honest. In order to reward your honesty, I decided to reward those two beautiful teenagers to you! "
Leslie was confused, so Duffy told the story.
When he finished, Leslie suddenly picked him up sideways.
Darfi was frightened. "What are you doing?"
Leslie smiled: "I'm going to throw you down, so the god of the forest will send me two beautiful teenagers!" " "
Five angels and mirrors
God sent a pure little angel to Leslie's kingdom to see if he had done his duty for his kingdom.
The little angel flapped her wings and landed in Leslie's bedroom. On the low-hanging bed, Leslie was pushed to the ground by Darfi, and the escape sound from her lips was wrapped in bliss. She groaned.
The little angel inexplicably asked the mirror, "mirror, mirror, what is the king doing?"
The mirror replied in a calm voice, "He is using his body to resist the invasion from neighboring countries, dear angel."
The little angel flew away very touched.
The Six Kings of Fanwai and the Magic Lamp
Someone gave Duffy a magic lamp. It is said that it can satisfy all his wishes.
Darfi wiped the magic lamp and a giant jumped out of it.
"Dear master, I can satisfy any wish of yours!"
So Darfi whispered a few words in the giant's ear.
Leslie couldn't hear what he said, so she asked the mirror.
"Mirror, mirror, what did Duffy wish for?"
The mirror replied, "King Darphy said,' When Leslie makes a wish to climb it, you can't promise him', Your Majesty!"
Leslie: "..."
King of the Seven Frogs in Fanwai
On the Mid-Autumn Festival, a fairy came down to play with the king.
The first fairy wishes the two kings good health, the second fairy wishes the two countries long-term stability, the third fairy wishes the two kings a hundred years of harmony, and the fourth fairy wishes the two kings to be young forever.
An evil witch, because she was not invited, cast a spell: If the two kings want to turn the blessings of the fairies into reality, Darfi must be a frog for a year.
The witch flew away with a smile on her broom. When the crowned frog Darphy suddenly appeared in front of everyone, everyone was shocked.
At this time, the fifth fairy who had not had time to bless appeared She then blessed: "Let Leslie's kiss change Duffy back!" " "
Leslie refused, "I'm not kissing frogs!" " "
So Duffy the frog jumped up and kissed Leslie on the mouth.
After a kiss, Leslie turned into a frog.
The fairy smiled apologetically: "I probably read the spell backwards ... I can kiss it again."
Leslie: Gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung.
Duffy said, "Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
Two frogs kissed gently, so two handsome kings reappeared in front of everyone.
Many years later, a busybody asked the magic mirror, "What did the two kings say when they became frogs?"
The mirror coughed: "Gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung, gung.
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