Drugs for colds.

B is here! Let me introduce myself here. I am a famous doctor. Why am I so famous? Because I am different from other doctors, the patient who comes to see me for the sake of the patient comes in and climbs out (until the audience laughs). Oh, I was wrong. I climbed in and out. Let's start seeing a doctor. Call one in (see list). A white cataract, a stomach bleeding, a cow's cowhide moss came at you. Three senior doctors ... I ... b What's your number? A, I'm in No.4 B, the next batch of A ... Hey, you said I was so unlucky. Never mind my turn. It is the next batch. Not long ago, our unit promoted a cadre to me, which is the next batch. I'm retired (laughs). Let me introduce myself. My surname list is a word, which puts Rui Rui, a country with a good surname. My name is Sam Guo Rui. I feel sick these two days. Maybe I have a cold. Let's look at the famous doctor. It is said that this doctor is particularly responsible for his patients. It's time to call my number next time ... B (A snuggles on B's shoulder, B takes a step, A follows). It makes me sick. A is not sick. I am here. The next one-mouth asthma A (look around). Who is one-mouth asthma B? What uneducated parent has such an ugly name! A there is only one breath left. Listen, B hasn't promised ... Don't promise me to get off work! A: Hey hey, that doctor, what about me? Oh, here's another one. What's your number? A: No.4, you said I wanted the next batch ... you were just breathing! My name is Shan Guo Rui! Take a closer look! Oh, what do you think of Gary in Singapore? Mount Guo Rui is considered a one-mouth breath! It's uncomfortable there I just cough and wheeze. I'm not a stand-up doctor. I heard that the conditions here are particularly good (look around). Why is there nothing? B: Single-mouth asthma (A: Dan Guo Rui). Oh, what do you think is wrong with Sam Guo Rui? I think I'm ... I think I have a cold. B: How clever you are! You say a cold is a cold, so what do you want me to do? You are talking to a famous doctor now. Anyone who comes to see my famous doctor should re-examine Dr. A.B. and don't talk so much nonsense. Open your mouth (a, a, a, a, a, a) higher (a, a, a, a, a), higher (repeat twice). Dr. a, you are not a hospital, but a conservatory of music! What nonsense! I can sing so high! B, who told you to sing high? I told you to keep your chin up a little. I can't see a, but you have to make it clear. B, come on, give me a ~ ~ B. No wonder your voice is so ugly! This ceiling is a little moldy. Dr. a, you are really not a conservatory of music. You are an interior decorator. You've said it twice! Then why do you think the ceiling of my room fell? B: People who come here to see a doctor are called ceiling (maxillary doctor). Oh, I wonder if it's called maxilla when I'm a doctor. I'm afraid you don't understand when I say maxilla. I know what your education is! No matter how low my education is, I won't fall here. I will stick out my tongue with moss! Does it usually leak rain inside? It usually rains heavily outside and it rains lightly here. I just think my head is a colander and should be closed! A (off) has been closed, and the air leakage is long dead. B: Let's have a look at this green nail with this tongue coating (B: Oh, yes, tongue coating). How did I hear that he is the whole house! B: I mean long tongue coating. A tongue coating is called coating (B). Remember to call it tongue coating. B tongue coating looks at you! Tongue coating! This man is very annoying. I see a doctor or you see a doctor. I have one sentence, and he has a hundred! This man is in poor health, but you are eloquent. Wow, you are a pyramid scheme. Don't see a doctor! Pay! A: Hey (coming back from a walk), doctor, what's wrong with me? Doctor, I'll tell you how much I paid. Oh, don't pay too much! (A: Thank you, doctor) (Turning to leave) Pay in first 1000! A (almost fell) didn't know what was wrong with me until 1000 yuan! B, what's wrong with a thousand? What's wrong with a thousand? Your fuss of 1000 won't be enough. A thousand dollars is not enough! B Well, I think it may be an infection. How old are you (forty-one) and what do you belong to (cow)? It looks like this! Blue face, dull eyes, dilated pupils (pinching nose), shouting (nails-) and pushing hard! (Cleisthenes) How about eating grass recently? A eating grass is not good recently. I suspect you are infected with mad cow disease. I suspect you are a veterinarian. ) You vet! I didn't eat mad beef at all. How can you get mad cow disease? B Well, well, I've repeatedly said that my doctor is most considerate of patients. You don't want to check, but don't blame me if you are crazy in the future! A is crazy, so are you. Bilibili gets up for a second interview (A second interview). Many patients just don't cooperate with the doctor (rubbing A's shoulder). Does it hurt here (a no, doctor)? Think carefully before you answer whether this is a doctor, not a grocery! Does it hurt here (a no)? No way! It should hurt here! (Squeezing nails and temples) Does it hurt here (Doctor's nails hurt) It shouldn't hurt here! This question is very complicated! Bend down (hold the nail behind your back). Does it hurt here? Doctor a, do you think it should hurt or not? ) I said it hurts, you said it shouldn't hurt, I said it doesn't hurt, you said it should hurt. Tell me the truth, whether it hurts or not. Honestly, it doesn't hurt. You hurt me. Pay for it! A: Hey (coming back from a walk), doctor, when shall I pay again? B: You didn't pay a penny after seeing the doctor! I have a saying that A pays. Of course, b has a saying. Don't misunderstand me. I am a famous doctor. I am responsible for you. I'm not responsible for you to find another doctor. This is called exclusion, excluding all diseases you may get, not just colds! The cold is left behind, but I haven't ruled out my money yet! This man is thinking about money. Hey, what is the most important thing in your life? One thousand dollars can hardly buy health. A corpse. B Who is most responsible for your health in this world (A Who is responsible for me)? A doctor. What are you doing earning so much money all your life? What are you doing with so much money? B just to see a doctor! A just watched ... I won it for him all my life! Do you know that making money for me means making money for yourself, Dr. A? I beg you to look after my family. I will send you a plaque six feet high, six feet wide and six feet square. Hang it in front of your house, okay? Hehe ... We must wait. Who is near-re-embodiment? The doctor said you look good ... b no. I remember Tito seems to be Yugoslav, right? It's Hua tuo A: You are much better than Hua Tuo! What do you mean? Why don't you prescribe cold medicine for me? B, do the math. This man is too rare (take out a piece of paper). He is so stingy that he doesn't take care of our businessmen! (Give a) Take the medicine according to this list! A gave me a prescription so quickly. B: Everything is copied. B: This is obviously mad cow disease! Have you met Dr. Jia? You are a great doctor! (b) that's right. You prescribed me more than 500 kinds of cold medicine. You should do this. A: Other doctors talk about movies. Tell me about Kim! I don't think I can finish it alive. I'm going to mobilize the whole family to feed my children and grandchildren until the 28 th century. I can't believe I can't finish it! B ok! This is called Yu Gong taking medicine! I understand, doctor. Why did you give me a pressure cooker? Do you think I should steam or sit in it? B: Why don't you have any social common sense? Cooking in a pressure cooker! We have a bunch of cooking pots at home. B Your cold is not an ordinary cold (A, then I have a cold). You have imported cold, and I have mad cow disease. You've been sick since your mouth. You have a viral cold. I'm afraid you will infect other people in your family, so you must use what you eat separately in the future. By the way, I'll give you a separate pair of chopsticks (written on paper). Answer (stop) no. I eat directly from the pot. B, save it. Dr. A, how can you open the 18 basket of penicillin here? I don't think you can fill me up! B, don't call your cell phone when you are ready. B, in case you take the wrong medicine, it's not too late to call me immediately. But how did you end up driving my motorcycle? B, how do you get so many things back? You can't transport it by motorcycle! You are not bad! A what's wrong? Those three people walking in front of B! I drove him a Santana by myself!