Tencent Original: When you read this letter, we just made a very difficult decision. Before 360 Company stopped infringing and maliciously slandering QQ plug-ins, we decided to stop running QQ software on computers with 360 software. We know this will cause you some inconvenience, and we sincerely apologize to you. At the same time, I also write down the reasons for this decision below, hoping to get your understanding and support.
Power Company Edition: We are a power company. We made a difficult decision. Because of the quarrel with the water company, we decided to cut off all the customers of the water company. We'll let you decide whether to cut off the power or the water! You can choose to cut off the electricity without stopping the water supply, but we must remind you warmly that even if you choose to cut off the electricity, because the water company has been cut off by us, they can't deliver water to you.
China Mobile: We have just made a very difficult decision. Before China Unicom stopped the plug-in infringement and malicious slander on China Mobile, we decided to stop starting the China mobile signal in the family with China Unicom. China Mobile is fortunate to accompany you to grow up; In the future, we look forward to continuing to walk with you!
Pepsi: We just made a very difficult decision. Before Coca-Cola stopped the plug-in infringement and malicious slander on Pepsi, we decided to stop putting Pepsi in supermarkets selling Coca-Cola. Pepsi is fortunate to accompany you to grow up; In the future, we look forward to continuing to walk with you!
KFC: We just made a very difficult decision. Before McDonald's stopped the plug-in invasion and malicious slander on KFC, we decided to bomb KFC stores in the city where McDonald's is located. KFC is fortunate to accompany you to grow up; In the future, we look forward to continuing to walk with you!
Lamian Noodles, Lanzhou: We just made a very difficult decision. Before Shaxian Snacks stopped infringing and maliciously slandering Lamian Noodles in Lanzhou, we decided to stop selling Lamian Noodles in Lanzhou in the area where Shaxian Snacks were sold. Lanzhou Lamian Noodles is fortunate to accompany you to grow up; In the future, we look forward to continuing to walk with you!
Bill Gates: Dear Windows users, when you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. Before Tencent stopped infringing and maliciously slandering 360 plug-ins, we decided to stop running Windows operating system on computers with Tencent software. We know this will cause you some inconvenience, and we sincerely apologize to you. At the same time, I also write down the reasons for this decision below, hoping to get your understanding and support.
Baidu: We just made a very difficult decision. Baidu HI will stop all search functions before it becomes the chat tool with the most users in the world. Baidu is fortunate to accompany you to grow up; In the future, we look forward to continuing to walk with you!
Intel: We just made a very difficult decision. On intel motherboards with amd graphics cards installed, the computer will not start. Please use Intel's high-performance integrated graphics card. In the future, we look forward to continuing to walk with you!
Head & Shoulders: Dear customer, when you read this letter, we have just made a very difficult decision. Before Lux stopped imitating and maliciously slandering Head & Shoulders, we decided to refuse to have any influence on your hair and create a lot of dandruff. Head & Shoulders is fortunate to accompany you to grow up; In the future, we look forward to continuing to walk with you!
Jasper made a difficult decision. If it is detected that the user uses Durex, it will automatically release HIV.
Nokia made a difficult decision. If it detects that there is a MOTO phone at home, Nokia will automatically lead to violence.
Telecom made a difficult decision. If you use Netcom in the user community, it will automatically short circuit.
Brother Chun made a difficult decision. If a woman is detected, it will be automatically upgraded to a pure man.
Dongre finally made a difficult decision: if it detects that there is 1 island awe in the user's computer, all the films in the computer will become coded gourd dolls or news broadcasts.
Mercedes-Benz made a difficult decision. If it is detected that the user has driven a BMW, the braking system of Mercedes-Benz will automatically fail.
Adi made a decision and detected Nike on the user, and the clothes and shoes automatically became transparent.
Hu Shubao, who is visually fit, made a difficult decision. If it is detected that someone uses other sanitary channels, it will automatically increase the menstrual cycle of women to once a day.
Mengniu made a difficult decision. If Yili milk is detected in the stomach of users, it will automatically release melamine.
McDonald's made a difficult decision. If it is detected that the user has colonel chicken nuggets in his stomach, it will be automatically stored for one year.
Coca-Cola made a difficult decision. If Pepsi is detected in the stomach of users, it will automatically release pesticides and mercury.
Sinopec made a difficult decision, if it detects that there is PetroChina in the fuel tank of the user's car, it will automatically release the electric spark.
Jasper made a difficult decision. If it is detected that the user uses Durex, it will automatically release HIV.
The State Administration of Radio, Film and Television has made a difficult decision. If users are found to download American TV series, they will automatically switch to news broadcast.
Master Kong made a difficult decision. If the user is found to have eaten the uniform, it will automatically deform into steel balls.
Uni-President made a difficult decision. If the user is found to have drunk Master Kong iced black tea, it will automatically release potassium cyanide.
Head & Shoulders made a very difficult decision. If the user 100 square meter is found to have softness, it will be automatically converted into horse urine.
Microsoft made a very difficult decision. If Tencent software is detected in the user's computer, the screen will be blue, crash and restart within five minutes until the user uninstalls Tencent software.
Coca-Cola made a very difficult decision. If Pepsi is detected in the user's stomach, dichlorvos and crane-top red will be released automatically.
Thunder made a very difficult decision. If it detects that the express train is installed in the user's computer, it will refuse to download the educational film.