What happens when maocai eats too much? Pray for the great gods.

The scientific analysis is as follows: 1. Eat maocai no more than 10 times a year. Whether you are fat or not has nothing to do with maocai. 2. Eating maocai once a week won't make you fat. 3. If you only eat 1 maocai once a day, eat 10 times every ten days, 100 times a day, eat 365 times a year (plus one in leap years), and so on. According to my irresponsible rough estimation, there are more than 400 kinds of edible vegetables on the earth, not including more than 300 kinds of medicinal plants, more than 0/00 kinds of oil plants, more than 0/00 kinds of precious timber trees, and more than 50 kinds of bamboo (don't eat them if they belong to national first-and second-class protected plants). In this way, you can basically eat every dish once a year. The consequences may be diarrhea, or vomiting and diarrhea. Will not cause obesity. 4. If you eat maocai 2- 10 times a day, you will lose your appetite for other things. Will directly lead to the imbalance of food and nutrition, in the next 1 to 2 months, the body will gradually lose weight, and finally have a serious fear of maocai. This fear will eventually develop into an occupational disease with age: maocai phobia. Regrettably, this has never happened at home and abroad. If you find anything, please call: 9 1 1, and we will rush to the site to collect samples as soon as possible. 5. Eating maocai 10- 100 times a day will definitely make you fat. But according to complete statistics, there is only one kind of creature that eats so much maocai a day: pig (excluding alien creatures). Sorry, pigs are not within our research scope, so we skipped them. 6. If you eat maocai more than 100 times a day, this situation is extreme. Throughout the ages, heaven and earth are unprecedented, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign. In view of this situation beyond human imagination, I can't analyze it. In order to keep this article scientific, practical, real-time, healthy and legal, the exploration and research in this area will not be made public. If readers are deeply interested in this, they can call 1 19, pick up the phone and say the first sentence: I want to eat maocai. The other party will say: Go to XX. Analysis completed.