A: First of all, I wish our beloved audience a happy and healthy family.
B: An old artist is an old artist, you see how warmly the audience applauded when you came on stage.
A: Thank you.
B: like you.
A: I don't deserve it.
B: You see this temperament this demeanor, once on stage is different from the average actor.
A: Don't say that, huh, no not far away.
B: You see this pair of eyes this temperament, you just say this stomach it.
A: Hey, what's wrong with my stomach?
B: Aigoo, you have this stomach with goods ah.
A: Ouch, this is too much praise for me, I have this stomach what goods ah?
A: This is too much praise for me, I have this stomach what goods ah?
B: This is your stomach, are "history".
A: Hey - ah go! You say that this young man dressed quite civilized talk rough. I this stomach I am a manure-making machine ah, ah?
B: misunderstanding ah, misunderstanding, misunderstanding.
A: What are you going to say?
B: I'm saying that this stomach you see you here is modern history, right? Ancient history, literary history, here is our art ......
A: I understand, this young man talking he restless, he this meaning I can completely understand, you mean I am very learned, say a word of literature called full of pearls?
B: Yes, yes, yes.
A: I'm not ashamed to say that I'm very far from it, huh?
B: Humble Sun.
A: scolding, scolding ...... scolded me what Sun!
B: no, no.
A: I have this ear also almost, is not scolding the turtle Sun? Not polite!
B: no. I praise you. Not all such a sentence, said you this person ah modest Sun prudent.
A: this we do not laugh at you, the motherland's text is quite rich and complex, it is inevitable in public wrong so a half, I'm sorry to correct you a word. Just now you said I ......
B: Qian Sun.
A: wrong, "Sun" to have a go, this character read "Xun", humble.
B: You don't care what you read, anyway, you old ah in my mind that is very "make purpose".
A: I do not have that craft, I will make paper to me to transfer the paper mill to go, you are wrong again, attainment, that word read attainment.
B: Oh, you see you this old artist on stage, you see this style, really "very" called "old when cover strong".
A: Well?
B: not tired ah.
A: You're not tired I'm tired! See, this is not an occasional mispronunciation of one or two, this Mr. White Word ah, shaking his head like a learned man, he has to say what to say "Kansai", that word do not know ah, read "very", "very called the old when the cover is strong! "I don't know that word. You might as well call me "old as a cap"!
B: How do you say this sentence?
A: How do you say that?
B: good understanding of ah, "old when cover strong" Well, that is, you do not look old, your art to the young people, the prime of life are covered by the past Well, "cover strong" Well.
A: Don't criticize nonsense.
B: I'm criticizing nonsense, you're not right.
A: What's wrong with me?
B: You're not.
A: What's wrong?
B: I'm going to brag about you when you come on stage, and I'm going to brag about your art in front of everyone.
A: It is not necessary.
B: He found out my "broken butt".
A: "broken buttocks" for what, oops, hard to hear, that is broken!
B: I really like you, I grew up listening to your comedy.
A: I don't think so.
B: Ouch, your comedy is not only to let our friends in the audience "misery misery" ah.
A: line line line, said not awkward ah, recreational activities, entertainment entertainment.
B: Here to read entertainment ah.
A: No, I don't know where to go.
B: Polyphonic words, polyphonic words.
A: No, if it's not a polyphonic word, you have to pronounce it.
B: Well, your comedy is not only to entertain people, but your comedy is very "huemo" ah.
A: did not contain the ink, afraid to make a mouth black, that word reads Yu, humor.
B: Your comedy can be said to be "will Yan" population.
A: popular!
B: After listening to the guys is the heart wide Shentai ah.
A: The heart is wide open!
B: Especially me, as drunk as a cigar.
A: Okay, okay, okay, don't listen to my comedy ah, after listening to you become a drunken eggplant, like drunkenness!
B: I mean, this old comrade, we old-timers treat work seriously and responsibly.
A: I should.
B: You can say "not a word".
A: What?
B: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, a slip of the tongue. I should have said you ah "naked".
A: Uh, ah - I want to dance naked ah! What a one not sentence ah ...... said "Gou".
B: Where can I call you that?
A: What do you call me? I have to say "Gou"!
B: Just say "Gou"?
A: Of course.
B: Gou Lao.
A: Hey - go!
B: I can't call you Gou.
A: Nonsense! I'm so mad at you.
B: What a temper this man!
A: Hmph, just now you said I am serious and serious this sentence is right, and a hint of not what?
B: not sentence ah.
A: Sentence ah, there is a cursive should be called "meticulous".
B: A ...... meticulous, Oh Oh, I understand you.
A: Really?
B: I heard them introduce me, said Chang Lao this person, like to make friends.
A: Ouch, I have a lot of friends.
B: He made friends that can be said to be "to be kissed" ah.
A: No ah, I do not have that problem! I don't have that problem!
B: Don't look at my age, I want to make friends with you today, how?
A: I'm so happy.
B: I'm a little bit of a "Mao Sui self storage" today.
A: What for? I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
B: I've been a little bitchy with you here.
A: Go, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
B: If you have time to chat with us, I like to chat.
A: Really?
B: I know you, you have a thick literary foundation.
A: I just love it.
B: I'm very "sue love" for literature.
A: That's a cool word.
B: A lot of Chinese and foreign writers, famous books like to read.
A: You say this is like often read books, but also Chinese and foreign writers, foreign writers know who ah?
B: test me?
A: not to test you, let's talk about this issue ah.
B: There are many.
A: You said one.
B: Too many.
A: Who?
B: That who?
A: Which one?
B: There is just one ex-Soviet, right, ex-Soviet, right?
A: Of that period.
B: There is a former Soviet Union that who.
A: Who?
B: that who?, fruit ...... Govari, good, good, big writer.
A: He spoke no bottom. I told you to remember ah, Gogol, that word is so written, this word read Ge.
B: My favorite is the one who writes comedy, called what Morrisey, well well ......
A: I do not know, I know TA sister, Jasmine. That's a great writer called Moliere!
B: The old man is more serious ah, you are more serious! This belongs to the transliteration know, how to pronounce all into, people foreigners ......
A: You strong words!
B: How to take advantage of ...... China! Chinese writers are my favorite!
A: Which Chinese writer are you familiar with?
B: The most famous one!
A: Who?
B: Cao even!
A: Go! I want to eat lotus root, the market to buy!
B: What's the market for?
A: Cao even what?
B: Writer.
A: I know, write "Thunderstorm", "Sunrise", "Yuan Ye Trilogy", that is Mr. Cao Yu, that word Nian Yu.
B: There is a writer in Beijing that I like very much.
A: Beijing is familiar with which one?
B: Ouch, Lao He.
A: Lao He? Lao She! A: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
B: He has a famous book I like to read.
A: What work?
B: It was made into a movie!
A: It's called?
B: Camel look!
A: What's with the look! Camel Xiangzi!
B: We love watching TV dramas.
A: What did you watch?
B: We introduced that Korean drama, my daughter-in-law loves to watch it.
A: What's the name of the drama?
B: This is not two days ago the hot broadcast?
A: called?
B: Dazhangjin.
A: Dazhangjin? I'm so thin that I should have seen a big long meat, big long Jin!
B: I love watching Chinese movies myself.
A: What do you love to watch?
B: The old ones, the classics.
A: called?
B: Yongzheng Wang zhao well!
A: Yongzheng dynasty ...... Hey, by the way, recently there is a TV series rerun you should see.
B: Which one?
A: water Xu, you look appropriate, water Xu chuan, there are characters inside the bearded Li Da, ouch can be powerful, his weapon hand make two big daddy.
B: Well, take the time to look at this one.
A: What are you looking at ah? Theater is too hot to give you hot nonsense, you ah to the outside "Jing fast Jing fast" to go! Now this young man ah must improve the culture.
B: What do you mean?
A: You in public, on your mouth of white words, you do not let people laugh at ah!
B: We all saw it, I stood here and I did not say a word with white.
A: You don't know what a typo is, do you?
B: A typo? I? I don't know how to copy!
A: Ya, open your mouth!
B: You do not look at me young ah, I am not at all young ya!
A: Childish!
B: I have always been "thoughtful"!
A: ripe!
B: Hot!
A: ripe!
B: Can it be cooked if it's not hot?
A: Yeah! Be modest! Often ah turn over the dictionary, write big words!
B: Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look!
A: I call this a hand dance?
B: Aiya heh, but also "powerful"! You this I understand!
A: What is this called?
B: Hm, "blowing hairs for fetish".
A: Ah fuck you!
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