Chapter 1
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The whimsical Li Guangtou, the super-rich man from our town of Liu, intends to spend $20 million dollars on a road trip , to take a trip into space aboard a Russian Soyuz spacecraft. Bald Lee sat on his far-famed gold-plated toilet, closed his eyes and began to imagine himself in space orbit drifting career, surrounded by the cold unfathomable, Bald Lee overlooking how the magnificent Earth slowly unfolded, can not help but heartbroken tears, at this time he realized that he has been in the earth is no family.
He once had a dependent brother named Song Gang, this is a year older than him, a head taller than him, loyal and stubborn Song Gang died three years ago, turned into a pile of ashes, in a small wooden box. Li Guangtou thought of the tiny urn containing Song Gang would be overwhelmed with emotion, thinking that a small tree burned out of the ash is also more than Song Gang's ashes.
Li Guangtou's mother, when she was alive, always liked to say to Li Guangtou: Like father, like son. She was referring to Song Gang, who she said was loyal and kind, that Song Gang was exactly like his father, and that the father and son were like two melons on a vine. When she talked about Li Guangtou, she would not say such words, she would shake her head, she said that Li Guangtou and his father are two completely different people, are two people on the road. Until Li Guangtou fourteen years old that year, in a public **** toilet peeping at five women's ass was caught red-handed, his mother has completely changed her views, she finally knew Li Guangtou and his father is actually a vine out of the two melons. Li Guangtou clearly remembers his mother averting her eyes in horror at the time, turning her back sadly, wiping her tears and murmuring, "Like father, like son."
Li Guangtou had never met his real father, who left the world in a foul odor the day he was born. His mother said his father drowned. Li Guangtou asked how he drowned: in a creek, or in a pond, or in a well? His mother said nothing. Later, Li Guangtou in the toilet peeping at the woman's ass was captured alive, with the current fashionable expression is a scandal, Li Guangtou in the toilet after the scandal exposed, he was in our Liuzhen notorious after, only to know that he and his father is really a vine on the knot out of the two stinking melon. That biological father of his was the one who accidentally fell into the cesspool and drowned while peeping at a woman's ass in the toilet.
We, the men, women and children of Liu Town, are happy to open their arms and smiles, open and close their mouths to say on a sentence: like father, like son. As long as it is a tree, there must be leaves hanging above; as long as it is a Liuzhen people, this person's mouth will be hanging that mantra. Even milking babies learn to speak, also learned this tongue-twisting literary language. People pointed, whispered, and covered their mouths and laughed at Li Guangtou, but Li Guangtou had an innocent expression on his face and walked down the street as if nothing had happened. In his heart he hemmed and hawed and laughed, he was almost fifteen years old at that time, and he already knew what a man was.
Now the world is full of women's bare buttocks hanging around, on TV and in movies, in VCDs and DVDs, in advertisements and on pictorials, on ballpoint pens used for writing, on lighters used for lighting cigarettes ...... What kind of buttocks are there, imported buttocks and domestic buttocks, white and yellow and black and brown, big and small, fat and skinny, smooth and shiny, with a big smile on his face. small, fat and thin, smooth and rough, young and old, fake and real, the list is endless. Nowadays, a woman's bare ass is worthless; rub your eyes and you'll see it, sneeze and you'll bump into it, walk around a corner and you'll step on it. In the past is not so, in the past that is gold not for silver not for jewelry also not for the treasure, in the past can only go to the toilet to peep, so there is like Li Guangtou such on the spot was captured by the small hooligans, and like Li Guangtou's father, like the big hooligans on the spot to lose their lives.
The public **** toilet in those days was not the same as today's, nowadays you just can't see a woman's ass in a public **** toilet even with a periscope. That time the public **** toilet men and women in the middle of just a thin wall, the following is empty men and women **** have cesspools, the wall over the woman shitting and peeing sound is real, to provoke you to the heart of the heart, you will head into it, that should have been your buttocks to sit in the place, you want to bear fire on the head into it, your hands grasping the wooden bar, your legs and stomach tightly The stench was so bad that you were in tears, and the fecal maggots were crawling all around you, and you didn't care, you were moving like a swimmer preparing to dive in a race, and the deeper you plunged your head and body in, the larger the area of your ass you saw.
Bald Lee saw five asses in one breath that time, one small ass, one fat ass, two skinny asses and one not skinny but not fat ass, neatly lined up like five pieces of pork hanging in a butcher store. The fat ass was like fresh pork, the two skinny asses were like salted meat, the small ass was not worth mentioning, what Baldur Li liked was the non-thin and non-fat ass, right in front of his eyes, it was the most round among the five asses, round as if it was rolled up, the taut skin let him see the tailbone slightly protruding from it. His heart thumped in his chest, he wanted to see the pubic hair at the other end of the tailbone, wanted to see what kind of place it was growing from, his body continued to probe, his head continued to burrow, and just as he was about to see the woman's pubic hair, he was taken alive.
A man named Zhao Shengli happened to run into the restroom at that moment, one of the two most talented men in our town of Liu, and when he saw a man's head and upper body plunged down, he immediately knew what was going on.
He grabbed the clothes on the back of Bald Lee's head and pulled him up as if he were a carrot.
At the time, Zhao Shengli was in his mid-twenties, and had already published a small, four-line poem in the oil-printed magazine of our county cultural center, for which he possessed the celebrity nickname, Zhao Poet. After Zhao Poet caught Li Guangtou in the toilet, he was so excited that his face turned red, he mentioned the fourteen-year-old Li Guangtou outside the toilet and rebuked Li Guangtou at length, and he was still full of poetic ideas while rebuking:
"The fields are full of golden rapeseed blossoms, you don't go to see them; the fish in the river play in the water, you don't go to see them; the sky is blue Floating clouds white how beautiful, you do not look up to see; toilet stinks, you have to lower your head to plug in to see ......" Zhao Poet said loudly outside the toilet, after more than ten minutes, the women's restroom is still no movement, Zhao Poet was anxious, ran to the door of the women's restroom and shouted loudly, so that the inside of the five asses to come out quickly, he forgot that he was a refined poet, he vulgarly shouted at them inside:
"You don't shit and pee, your asses are being looked at again and again, and you don't know anything about it, you come out quickly."
The owner of those five asses finally came charging out, angry, gnashing his teeth, screaming shrilly and crying. The one who was crying and wailing was the little ass that was not worth mentioning in the eyes of Baldur Li, an eleven or twelve years old little girl with her hands covering her face, crying and trembling all over, as if she was not peeped at by Baldur Li just now, but was raped by Baldur Li. Li bald head by Zhao Poet grabbed stood there, looking at the crying little ass, thinking what are you crying, you an undeveloped little ass what is there to cry, I have no fucking choice but to look at your little ass in passing.
A pretty seventeen year old girl was the last to come out, she blushed with shame and took a hasty look at Bald Lee before turning away in a hurry. Poet Zhao called after her vigorously, asking her not to go, asking her to come back; asking her not to be embarrassed, asking her to come and do justice. She didn't look back and walked faster and faster. Baldur Lee watched the wiggle of her ass as she walked away, and knew that the ass that was so round it curled up belonged to her.
After the round, curly ass was gone, the sniveling little ass was gone, and a skinny ass cursed at Baldur Li, spraying him with spittle, and then she reached up and wiped her mouth and left. Baldur Li watched her go, her ass so skinny that it was invisible when she put on her pants.
The three remaining men escorted Baldur Li towards the police station, the frowning Poet Zhao with a fat ass of fresh meat and a skinny ass of salted meat. They escorted Baldhead Li through our small town of less than 50,000 people, and halfway through the walk, Liu Success, another great talent from our town of Liu, joined in.
This Liu Chenggong is also in his twenties, also published in the oil-printed magazines published by our county cultural center, he published a novel, densely occupied two pages, compared to the poet Zhao published in the crevices of the four lines of small poems, Liu Chenggong's two pages of novels much more imposing, Liu Chenggong also has a celebrity nickname --- Liu writer. Liu Chenggong also had a celebrity nickname--Liu Writer. Writer Liu did not lose to Poet Zhao on the nickname, and naturally he could not lose to him anywhere else. Liu writer hand carrying an empty bag of rice, was going to go to the rice store to buy rice, see Zhao Poet live captured peeping at the woman's ass Li Guangtou, is flaunting to come,
Liu writer thought can not let the Zhao Poet alone, this kind of thing out of the limelight they have to have a share. Writer Liu yelled and walked up, with a snowy look, he shouted at Poet Zhao, "I'm coming to help you!"
Poet Zhao and Writer Liu are close pen friends, Writer Liu once searched the world's good words to praise Poet Zhao's four lines of poetry, Poet Zhao returned the favor and used more good words to praise Writer Liu's two-page novel. Poet Zhao was originally at the back of the Li Guangtou, now Liu writer yelled to come forward, Poet Zhao moved over to the left, the right side of the seat to Liu writer. So our Liu town's two great talents gathered together, a left and a right **** the same grabbed Li Guangtou's collar, began an endless parade. They claimed to send him to the police station, there is a police station nearby, they do not send him to, they go around the road to the police station farther away, do not go through the alleys special street, they want to let themselves out of the limelight.
They escorted Li Guangtou to the street, while envying him, they said to Li Guangtou:
"Look, look, two talented people escorted you, you are really lucky ah ......"
Poet Zhao added: "This is a good example of how to make the world a better place. added: "This is like Li Bai and Du Fu betting on you ......"
Writer Liu felt that Poet Zhao's analogy was inappropriate, Li Bai and Du Fu are both poets, while he, Writer Liu, writes novels, so he corrected himself:
"It should be Li Bai and Cao Xueqin escorting you ......"
Li Guangtou was still looking around when they escorted him to the street, with a face full of concern, and when he heard that the two major talents of our Liu Town compared themselves to Li Bai and Cao Xueqin, Li Guangtou couldn't help but heave a smile
He said:
"Even I know that Li Bai is from the Tang Dynasty and Cao Xueqin is from the Qing Dynasty, how can someone from the Tang Dynasty run into someone from the Qing Dynasty?"
The crowd watching along the street laughed loudly, they said that Li Guangtou was right, said Liu Town's two major talents literary attainments is high, but the knowledge of history is not as good as this bad boy peeping at women's ass. The two geniuses were red in the face and ears, and the poet Zhao straightened his neck and said:
"But it's just a metaphor. ......"
"A different metaphor will do," said the Liu writer, "How can it be said that it is also a metaphor? said, "It's a poet and a writer betting on you, like Guo Moruo and Lu Xun betting on you."
The crowd said the analogy was right this time, and Baldur Li nodded as he said, "That's more like it."
Poet Zhao and Writer Liu didn't dare to say anything more about literature, and they grabbed Baldur Li by the collar of his coat and majestically accused him of hooliganism, and majestically walked forward. Bald Lee saw a lot of people along the way, some people he knew, some people he did not know, they "hehehe", "hehe", "haha", "haha" laughed and laughed. Escorting his Zhao Poet and Liu writer while walking, one side, tirelessly to the people on the street to explain, they are more dedicated than the present hosts in the TV, the two were Li Guangtou peeped at the butt of the woman as if the TV special guests, they and Zhao Poet Liu writer sang together, the expression on their faces for a while angry, for a while aggravated, for a while aggravated and aggravated mixed. Walking, the fat ass suddenly screamed, she found her husband in the crowd of people watching, so she whimpered, she said to her husband in a loud voice:
"My ass was seen by him, in addition to the ass, I do not know what else he saw, you whip him!"
All the people laughed and went to look at her husband, who stood there motionless with a red face and frown. At this point, Poet Zhao and Writer Liu wouldn't let Bald Lee move forward, they grabbed him by his shirt and escorted him to the unlucky husband, like escorting a meat bone into a dog's mouth. The woman with the fat ass continued to whimper and scream for her husband to beat up Li Guangtou, she said:
"You're the only one who's ever seen my ass, but now that this little rascal has taken a peek at it, there are two people in the world who've seen my ass, so what am I going to do? What am I going to do? Smack the eyes on his face! Why are you standing still, don't you feel ashamed?"
The onlookers laughed loudly, and even Baldur Li also laughed and laughed, he thought to himself that this man is not ashamed of my Baldur Li, it is the woman with the fat ass. The fat ass woman then screamed at her husband:
"Look at him, he is still laughing, he took advantage of it, he is happy, you quickly smoke him ah! Why don't you whip him when you're getting the short end of the stick?"
The man with the iron face is the famous Tong blacksmith of our Liu Town, and Li Guangtou often went to his blacksmith store in his childhood to see the beauty of the sparks flying when he was ironing. Now the child blacksmith angry face than iron even more green, he raised his iron with a big palm, iron like "slap" in the face of Li Guangtou, so that he fell to the ground, so that he lost two teeth on the spot, so that the sparks in his eyes, so that half of his face swollen, so that the ringing in his ears buzzing for a hundred and eighty days. days. The slap made Li Guangtou feel that he had lost a lot of money, and he swore that when he met the blacksmith's wife's ass again in the future, that is, if he was given gold and silver upside down, he would close his eyes tightly and never look at it again.
Li Guangtou's face was bruised and swollen with a nosebleed after the beating, and Zhao Poet and Liu Writer continued to escort him through the streets. They walked around and around the streets of Liu Town, they walked past the police station three times, the police station police three times to the gate to see the fun, Zhao Poet and Liu writer or not to escort Li Guangtou in. Zhao poet, Liu writer, a fat and thin two ass escorted Li Guangtou walk ah walk ah, walk a never-ending. Walked that fresh meat like fat ass are not interested, walked that salty meat like thin ass also do not want to go, two ass victims home, Zhao Poet and Liu writer escorted Li Guangtou in the city and walked around, until they walked their own waist and leg pain, talking about dry mouth, only to send Li Guangtou into the police station.
Five police officers in the police station swarmed around Li Guangtou and interrogated him. They first got the five women's names right, and then interrogated them one name and one ass over, except for that little ass they didn't interrogate, and the other four asses they interrogated. They are not at all like interrogating, but like inquiring to Li Guangtou, when Li Guangtou began to confess how to peep at Lin Hong's ass, that is, that is not fat, not skinny and round to roll up the ass, these five police officers are like listening to a ghost story, full of nervous look. This round ass girl, this girl named Lin Hong is our town of Liu famous beauty, police station of five police in the street on weekdays through the pants measured her beautiful ass. In this town, there are many men who have seen her ass through the pants, but after taking off the pants after the real meat ass, only Li Guangtou one person has seen. The five police held Li Guangtou after the natural opportunity to lose, they asked and asked, when Li Guangtou said Lin Hong taut skin and slightly raised tailbone, five police ten eyes suddenly like an electrified light bulb like a bright flash. When Li Guangtou said he didn't see anything else, these ten bulb-like eyes immediately dimmed like the electricity was cut off, they were full of disappointment and full of unhappiness, they slapped the table and yelled at Li Guangtou:
"Confess to leniency, resist to severity, think about it, what else did you see?"
Baldhead Li timidly confessed about how he had let his body go down a little further and how he wanted to see what Lin Hong's pubic hair and the place where it grew looked like. Baldhead Li spoke quietly because of his trepidation, and they actually held their breath as they listened. Bald Head Li seemed to be telling ghost stories again, but when the ghost was about to appear the story was gone again. Baldur Li told them that just when he was about to see Lin Hong's pubic hair, the Zhao poet lifted him up, and as a result, he didn't see anything. Li Guangtou said:
"Just a little bit ......"
Li Guangtou finished, the five police did not react for a moment, still eyes straight at him, looked at a moment to find that his mouth does not move! The expression on their faces was strange, as if they were five hungry ghosts watching the cooked duck fly away. One of the police officers couldn't help but complain about Poet Zhao, saying,
"What's this Zhao doing in the toilet instead of staying home and writing poetry?"
The police in the police station felt that they could not dig anything out of Li Guangtou's mouth, so they asked Li Guangtou's mother to come and take him back. Li Guangtou told them that his mother's name was Li Lan and that she worked in a silk factory. A police officer out of the police station door, standing in the street shouting, asking those who come and go, do you know Li Lan, is that in the silk factory work Li Lan. The police shouted there for five or six minutes, finally bumped into a person to go to the silk factory, he asked the police: looking for Li Lan what? The police officer said:
"Tell her to come to the police station and take her rogue son back."
Li Guangtou sat in the police station for the whole afternoon as if he were a lost object waiting to be claimed. He sat on the bench in the police station, watching the sunlight shining in from the main entrance, at first as big as a door plate of light spread on the concrete floor, then the bright shining sunlight on the concrete floor became narrower and narrower, turning into a bamboo pole, and then in front of his eyes a shake of everything is gone. Li Guangtou did not know that he had become a celebrity, people passing by the police station all stopped by to come in and take a look at him, men and women, laughing and joking, to see what this man who peeped at women's asses in the toilet looked like. When no one came in to look at him, one or two still-undead police officers would come over and slap the table, saying to him sternly:
"Think about it, and what you haven't confessed."
Brighthead Li's mother didn't show up at the front door of the police station until after dark, she didn't come in the afternoon, she was afraid of being fingered on the street. Fifteen years ago, Li Guangtou's biological father had already made her feel immensely ashamed, and now Li Guangtou had added fuel to the fire to make her even more ashamed. She waited until after dark before wrapping up her headscarf and putting on a mask and quietly arriving at the police station. She looked at her son as she walked through the door, then averted her eyes in panic. She stood timidly in front of the police, her voice shaking as she told them who she was. The police, who should have gone home from work, was furious at Bald Lee's mother, saying what the fuck time it was, it was already 8:00 p.m. He said he hadn't eaten yet, and that he was going to see a movie tonight, and that he had to squeeze, push, kick, and yell at the ticket window before he could get a ticket, and that he was going to see shit, and that he was going to get a movie ticket by taking a plane to a movie theater, and he was only going to see the words "goodbye" and "see you again" on the screen. The only thing you can see on the screen now is the word "goodbye". The mother of the bald man stood pitifully in front of the police, the police scolded a sentence, she nodded once, and finally the police said:
"Don't fucking nod your head, go away, I'm going to close the door.
Li Baotou followed his mother down the street, his mother walked quietly with her head down away from the streetlights, he followed her, flinging his hands in the air, full of concern, as if it was not him who was peeping in the toilet, it was his mother. Back home, Bald Lee's mother went into her room without saying a word, and after closing the door, there was no more sound inside. Late at night, Li Guangtou in a daze in his sleep felt that she came to the bed, as usual, for him to cover the quilt kicked off. Li Lan didn't speak to her son for a few days, then one rainy night with tears in her eyes she said - like father, like son. She sat behind the dim light and told Li Guangtou in a dim voice that when his biological father drowned in the toilet after peeping at a woman's ass, she felt ashamed to see anyone and had wanted to hang herself, and that it was because of his cries in his swaddling clothes that she had survived. She said that if she had known that he would do the same, it would have been better to die in the first place to be cleaner.