Characters: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling, Teacher
Scene: Classroom
Content:
Xiao Ling is lying on the table sleeping.
Ai throws a book next to him and goes out.
Xiaowu comes in and sits in Ai's place.
Ai (comes in): ugh, man, it's inexplicable, is it funny, can't you see, I've already taken this seat!
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao, in fact, I accounted for earlier than you!
Ai: I came here early in the morning, why didn't I see you?
Xiaowu: I occupied last night.
Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! In order to it, I got up early every day, grabbed a broken head, blood flow, this position can not be lost!
Xiaowu: the last row is my pride, the wind and water treasure this side is good. To drive me away from this (Xiao Ai: - what?) I advise you to pull down before it's too late!
Xiaoling woke up: noisy what noisy what noisy?
Early in the morning in such a sacred classroom quarrel, waste of youth!
Do you know what mistake you have made? What is it?
Ai: Yes.
Xiaowu: We're not going to argue anymore.
Xiaoling: The most unforgivable thing you guys did - waking me up!
Ai sits in front of Ling.
Ai: The last sound has to be, or carry forward the style. Buddy, the test shine me a little!
Xiaowu: Ah? Today's test ah?
Xiaoling: Yes? I'm numb today!
Xiao Ai: scared Oh?
Xiaowu: sleep sleep?
Xiaoling: All wrong! The first thing you need to do is to get rid of it!
Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I last night light lamps boiling oil tossed most of the night ah!
Xiaowu: Aiya, you're studying hard?
Xiaoling: You also hit the grass?
Xiao Ai: Which ah, I'm thinking about the strategy of the test!
Xiaowu, Xiaoling to get over: think of what?
Ai laughed maniacally: I tell you, this is a great trick!
Xiaowu, Xiaoling: quickly say ah!
Xiao Ai: copy from the book - (pick up the book)
Xiao Ling: go to hell!
Xiaowu: It's a good idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Xiaoling: Come on.
Smallwood: It's a good idea.
Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous question.
Ai and Wu ignored her.
Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?
Ai and Wu went over: how many steps?
Xiaoling: three steps!
The first step: write your name. (Two people nodded)
The second step: look over the title! (Both nod)
Step 3: - Hand in the paper!
Ai: Hand in the blank paper!
Xiaowu: What kind of crap questions?
Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; say, today's exam, who did not come?
Xiao Ai: Who can not come to the exam today?
Ai: Who can't come to the exam today?
Xiaoling: I'm not here yet!
Ai: Look around, Xiaowu?
Xiao Wu: In it!
Ai: Ah! I know - Ai!
Xiaowu: You're here for nothing! I'm not going to be able to get the same result as I didn't come!
Xiaoling: A, teacher chanting!
This is the first time I've ever seen a woman in the world!
The teacher walked in.
The three men were shocked. How can you say no and come here? The teacher is not a good teacher, but he is a good teacher! (Noisy)
Teacher: What? The toad came in oh?
Three people laughed.
Teacher: Be serious! This test! A little bit of professional ethics are not! What is the most important thing these days? --The most important thing in these days is what? Score points, your lifeblood! (Evil laugh) Exam exams, our magic weapon!
Ai: Copy copy copy copy, our best trick!
Teacher: Send out the paper! The first time I saw you was when you were in the hospital, and the second time I saw you was when you were in the hospital, and the third time I was in the hospital! It's been half an hour since the exam started! I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
The first step is to send the paper.
The teacher: the test time **** two hours! You will not be allowed to hand in your papers for less than an hour! If you want to answer the questionnaire, please pick up your pen, and if you don't want to answer the questionnaire, please take a break. If you want to go to the bathroom, please restrain yourself!
Xiao Ai: I put the teacher is a good comparison,
he is a rat looking for a cat as a third party - the demand is unreasonable!
Xiaoling: That's right! Is he the legendary rapper, or why is his mouth chattering and muttering?
Teacher: Silence! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said! Do you know what a serious mistake you have made? It is heavier than the sea of salt!
The three of you are copying.
Teacher: (pointing to Xiao Ai) This student please do not copy!
Xiaowu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy!
The teacher went to Ai: "Please don't copy!
Ai: How do you know?
The teacher walked up to Xiao Ai and said: "Don't copy!
Teacher: The board in front of your desk fell off, I saw it!
Ai: (looks at it) Oops! I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that!
The teacher confiscated Ai's rolled-up paper, and Ai just wanted to get up and go.
The teacher: Sit down!
The teacher said, "I'm not allowed to go out for less than an hour!
The teacher went to the side of Xiaowu, and Xiaowu took the paper to the table to copy.
The teacher: Okay, okay, don't pretend!
I despise those of you who cheat with books, and there is no technical content at all.
How did you copy it just now?
It's a good thing that I'm not a fan.
This is the first time I've seen this.
Xiao Wu: Lower and lower!
Teacher: (confiscated Xiaowu's roll of paper) You also sit and reflect on why you cheated with the book?
Xiaowu: I don't want to take the book! Who let me not like her (Xiaoling) as well as playing small grass!
Xiaoling looked at Xiaowu with wide eyes.
Teacher: That's right, next time remember to hit the grass! I like this kind of child who uses his or her energy.
Teacher: It's time!
The teacher: It's time!
The teacher said, "I don't know how to do this, but I'm going to do it.
Teacher: Good. Remember to come and take the high math test in the afternoon! （
Ai: Ah! I'm going to take a high math test in the afternoon?
Xiaoling: Ah! In the afternoon to take high math! (picks up grass) What was the test?
Xiaowu: High ...... number? What kind of tree is that?
Three people: study how to beat the grass!
The teacher walks in (the teacher are played by a person dressed up can).
Ai: The language teacher!
Teacher: Ai, how do you write an essay! （
The teacher: How did you write your essay?
Teacher: Read it.
Ai: "My Teacher", my teacher has a melon face ......
Teacher: Wait, (took out a big sign, written on the claw) you are melon face melon? You wrote to my teacher has a paw face!
Ai: Teacher, a claw face is also a face, can't you just make it look good?
Teacher: Read on.
Ai: My teacher is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful ......
Teacher: Stop! I'm not sure why you're writing so much about it, but I'm not sure why you're writing about it. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that!
Ai: Teacher, isn't it required to write less than 500 words?
Teacher: So you just wrote "really pretty"?
Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings?
This is my whole feeling!
Teacher: Humph, tell you, you only 496 words!
Ai: Oh! Then add: it's beautiful!
Teacher: Look at your translation of the ancient text, how did you translate "touching the acacia and dying"?
Ai: I found an old acacia tree and hanged myself!
Teacher: Why the old acacia tree? Look at you to explain the words, explain the passing away, you even write to go to death!
Ai: Oh, I was going to write dead!
Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you're hanging up again!
Ai: Give me another chance! I've retaken the course five times!
Teacher: Okay, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of the "blisters" and the "swimming edge", haven't I? You use to make a sentence, right I will give you a pass!
Ai: swim - edge - have - fish? Fish ...... fish, fish swimming in the water, swimming edge has fish ......
Teacher: (laughed) Congratulations, you got --
Ai: passed?
Teacher: (indifference) the sixth opportunity to retake the course. (down)
Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it, come and study high math grass.
The teacher came in.
Xiaowu: Philosophy teacher!
Teacher: Xiaowu!
Xiaowu: Yes!
The teacher: look at your paper!
My question is: this is the question, please answer.
How did you answer?
Xiaowu: this is the answer, please give points ...... not right?
Teacher: Do you call this a question?
Teacher: you - well, the next one,
Discussion question: what is courage, why did you not answer?
Xiao Wu: I answered it!
Teacher: I wrote five words!
Xiaowu: (reading) This is courage!
The teacher: I just wrote five words! Then I turned in the following questions without answering them, and I explained courage so well!
Teacher: You - you wait to hang!
Xiaowu: Teacher! I'm sorry, but I'm not going to give you another chance!
The teacher: Give me another chance!
Teacher: I'll ask you two questions. It's up to you. ......
Xiaowu: Two questions is too much!
Teacher: OK, the first question answered correctly! I'll let you pass without answering the second question, how many hairs do you have?
Xiaowu: If only I were bald.
Teacher: Answer ah!
Xiaowu: 123456789 roots!
Teacher: How do you know?
Xiaowu: Teacher, I can not answer the second question!
Teacher: Good!
The teacher: I can't answer the second question! Very good! Take (handed a piece of paper)
Xiaowu: This is--
Teacher: Repeat sheet! (down)
Xiaoling and Ai: Come and study high math--
The teacher comes in.
Xiaoling: English teacher! （
Teacher: Xiaoling, what are you running for? You haven't eaten breakfast!
Xiaoling: I didn't eat--
Teacher: I saw you eat in the morning!
Xiaoling: - tomorrow's breakfast!
Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the paper, your reading comprehension is not right!
The teacher: Look at the paper, your reading comprehension is not correct!
The teacher said, "I don't know if I'm going to be able to do that!
Teacher: How dare you argue?
Xiaoling: I didn't even read the questions, I just looked at the answers!
Teacher: And your essay!
The teacher: And your essay!
Xiaoling: How can it not look familiar? The first sentence of each paragraph of the reading comprehension spells out ......
Teacher