Author: Yin Qi
Director: Zhao Benshan
Performer: Zhao Benshan, Song Xiaobao, Zhao Haiyan
Organizer: Toray qq83490494
(Scene: two rooms, Old Bean in the outhouse (the living room) covered the quilt to sleep, Haiyan Haiyan is on her way to wake him up. ......)
Zhao Haiyan: Old Bean, Old Bean? Old Bean, get up!
Zhao Benshan: (lifting the blanket) Huh?
Zhao Haiyan: Get up! Don't sleep here!
Zhao Benshan: What's wrong?
Zhao Haiyan: Get up!
Zhao Benshan: (lifted the quilt, lying down) this day the sun came out of there ah? This divorce for more than a year, the first time to talk to me ah!
Zhao Haiyan: Get up, don't sleep here!
Zhao Benshan: (Getting up) If you don't sleep here, where are you going to sleep? I don't want to be a part of it, but I want to be a part of it.
Zhao Haiyan: Go out and walk around!
Zhao Benshan: What?
Zhao Haiyan: the day is so good, go outside to go.
Zhao Benshan: You have something to do, right? （
Zhao Haiyan: (embarrassed) Heh ...... I want to stay at our home to meet a friend.
Zhao Benshan: Ah? (Surprised)
Zhao Haiyan: I want to meet a friend in our house! （
Zhao Benshan: I want to meet a friend? What friend?
Zhao Haiyan: (shyly) old companion.
Zhao Benshan: (deep breath) old partner?
Zhao Haiyan: Uh-huh!
Zhao Benshan: What do you do?
Zhao Haiyan: (disgusted) do what ...... has to do with you?
Zhao Benshan: It does not matter is not matter, you find a how to have to be better than me ah, or not in vain to find? I will help you to check.
Zhao Haiyan: (sarcastic) oops ...... people live in more than a thousand square meters of house, tube two thousand people ...... (shaking his head) not as good as you!
Zhao Benshan: That's great. That is the boss na! What before (when) to come ah?
Zhao Haiyan: a moment will arrive, you do not put aside this idle chat, go!
Zhao Benshan: (nervous, to go) that I first out ah?
Zhao Benshan: (nervous, to go) then I go out first?
Zhao Benshan: (stood up, looking for a place) OK, where do I go to hide for a while is not it?
Zhao Haiyan: You ...... go out ah!
Zhao Benshan: said good ah (name in advance): you talk about good you go out to get married, all fine, okay?
Zhao Haiyan: you are willing to take what you want. Alas, but really, since I can twist rice-planting songs, you see me this people: (Packing gifts) take the initiative to our home to send food, send medicine, and give me this warm water bag. They take care of me in detail! Today, this meal has been delivered, (to Old Bean) take it and go out to eat, this is your reward. Go out and eat, go on!
Zhao Benshan: (took) Where can I eat?
Zhao Haiyan: Go eat over there!
Zhao Benshan: Which is the door?
Zhao Haiyan: there is the door, you are blinded you, sleep blinded you ah?
(Song Xiaobao outside the door, holding a red rose)
Song Xiaobao: Haiyan child ~~? Are you home? (knocking on the door) Open the door!
Zhao Haiyan: (nervous) I blame you, grumble grumble, let you go out you say you do not go out! (People) came, (you and he) this collision, say something!
Zhao Benshan: Is he here?
Zhao Haiyan: What? What do you want to say?
Zhao Benshan: Then how can I (how to do) ah?
Zhao Haiyan: You're stuck here you can't get out.
Zhao Benshan: Then I'll go out?
Zhao Haiyan: What do you say when you go out?
Zhao Benshan: out I said I just finished talking about no line, you come to talk about it?
Zhao Haiyan: What do I do I talk one after another na?
Zhao Benshan: This does not appear to be your fire! You can't get enough of it! The left one right one to talk about, this appears to be your value is high! I'm out of here. I go out ......
Zhao Haiyan: (hurry to stop) you pull down! You can't get out of here, you can't talk about it if you go out and bump into it, but you can't go out the window.
Zhao Benshan: I'll go through the window and I'll be completely gone! This is the sixth floor!
Zhao Haiyan: Then you just sit here, you just sit here! A don't squeak, what I say is what I say, huh?
Zhao Benshan: OK.
(Xiao Bao can't wait)
Song Xiao Bao: Haiyan? Open the door!
Zhao Haiyan: Ugh! (opens the door)
Song Xiaobao: (meets and laughs heartily) Aiyo ho ho ho ho ...... uh ...... Haiyan! ......
(flower delivery)
ZHAO Haiyan: (seeing the rose) What's the point of pulling this at your age?
Song Xiaobao: Heh heh heh heh heh heh, err~
(sat down, found sitting on Zhao Benshan, violently scared up ......)
Song Xiaobao: (shocked, hand patting his chest) Aiya my mother! This can be really scared me, this how there is a person ah ~~? ......
Zhao Haiyan: (embarrassed) (pointing at Zhao Benshan) My cousin.
Song Xiaobao: (looking at Zhao Benshan, then Zhao Haiyan) Ah?
Zhao Haiyan: Cousin.
Song Xiaobao: (shocked to joyful) Cousin ah~~~! (Complaining to Haiyan) Aiyo roar gosh, that cousin in how you do not notify me in advance na~~~! What gift did not bring, empty-handed, (handshake) cousin hello, did not bring any gift ......
Zhao Benshan: this is not brought well - chocolate sandwich child cookies (small treasure's hands due to be baked, darker color brown, like chocolate color. Benshan's hand is whiter and is sandwiched between Xiao Bao's two hands, the same as the chocolate sandwich cookie form)
Song Xiaobao: cousin is really humorous, uhhahahaha ......er~
Zhao Haiyan: ugh quickly sit, sit.
(Xiao Bao seated, and Zhao Benshan look at each other, laughing)
Song Xiao Bao: (pointing to the quilt, asked Haiyan) this quilt (what's going on)?
Zhao Haiyan: Cousin lives here.
Song Xiaobao: How many years?
Zhao Benshan: I've been living in the house for 20 years, and I've been living here for a year.
Zhao Haiyan: that ...... cousin paralyzed, I have been serving (serve) him.
Song Xiaobao: (sympathetic) paralyzed la ha, ah ah suffering ah!
Zhao Haiyan: (pointing to Benshan) So what, home guests to boil some water to go ah?
Zhao Benshan: Ah?
Zhao Haiyan: home to and (guests) boil water to go ah?
Zhao Benshan: I am not paralyzed!
Zhao Haiyan: Aha, I forgot, I go to boil water. You two nagging ah, (quietly said to Xiaobao) (he is) sequelae, what words ah head and tail, don't take it to heart, ah?
Song Xiaobao: Okay, you go you go.
Zhao Haiyan: (not even look at, said to Zhao Benshan) do not talk nonsense ah!
(The two stared at each other)
Song Xiaobao: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh ......er~
Zhao Benshan: Are you a local?
Song Xiaobao: local.
Zhao Benshan: There are more than 60 years old ah?
Song Xiaobao: 54, chicken -
Zhao Benshan: Oh, 54, that long can be anxious.
Song Xiaobao: hahahahahahaha ......, cousin is really humorous.
Zhao Benshan: you two destiny is not: she is a monkey, 55, you 54 chicken, I see you two can not be.
Song Xiaobao: not that said ~ ~ ~ that are over ~ to go ~ la ~, now look at the star ~ constellation ~. I ~ Gemini ~ she ~ Aries ~, the constellation of special together ~ ~ ~. I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about," he said.
Zhao Benshan: I'm a sofa, I'm paralyzed, I can't go anywhere!
Song Xiaobao: Aha, I ask you constellation?
Zhao Benshan: you Xing not Xing sit I also have to put this sitting, paralyzed!
Song Xiaobao: (helpless) this cousin, this is a whole do not understand.
(Haiyan water to)
Zhao Haiyan: come on, drink water
(Zhao Benshan grabbed over)
Zhao Haiyan: (embarrassed) to the guest of your this ......
Zhao Benshan: ah, let me see you steeped did not steep open? (Take a sip, spit out the tea leaves) tea leaves are not steeped, you drink it! (to Xiaobao)
Song Xiaobao: (embarrassed, want to speak, speechless)......
Zhao Haiyan: this is for the guests of the water you say you grabbed to drink what the hell? You go to that room and stay there for a while? (pointing to the inner room)
Zhao Benshan: Ah?
Zhao Haiyan: Go to that room?
Zhao Benshan: I was paralyzed, why do you always forget?
Zhao Benshan: I'm paralyzed, why do you keep forgetting?
Zhao Haiyan: what, then you here, let's go to the house.
(Haiyan passed through the small door, Xiaobao directly through the wall into the room. To the inner room, one person sat on one side. The two pulse ......)
Song Xiaobao: roar, alas roar roar roar. Alas, it is not easy ah, serve so a paralyzed cousin for more than twenty years ...... is not simple na-
Zhao Haiyan: Alas who stalled have to be so.
Song Xiaobao: Then say so. Who, who stalled who is bad enough ah.
Zhao Haiyan: Alas, I ask you something, (mysterious) in fact, I can see ......
Song Xiaobao: (hit Haiyan a bit) Do not blindly ask, I'm a man ~~! You say you a few people, who caught who asked, (who met me all ask) who caught who asked, these a few little old lady a day to me asked all (all asked me dizzy). I asked me to ask me each do not know each how things are (they do not know what is going on), this day by day (Northeast Mantra), now on the toilet I do not know squatting good or standing good, (maniacal laughter, hand dancing) ahahahahahahahahahaha ...... hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ... ...
(Zhao Benshan stood up and looked at Xiaobao from the doorway)
Song Xiaobao: (seeing Zhao Benshan surprisingly stood up, scared to the side) er~!
Zhao Haiyan: No, why are you standing up?
Zhao Benshan: What? I said you can be more careful in this relationship, do not talk about life, pay attention to ah!
Zhao Haiyan: You quickly, go back to your house.
Zhao Benshan: You guys talk, I continue to be paralyzed.
Song Xiaobao: (wondering) What's wrong?
Zhao Haiyan: aftereffects, the spirit is also like abnormal.
Song Xiaobao: ah, hahaha.
Zhao Haiyan: (back to the main topic) then you say you want to go where, I know you are a man ......
Song Xiaobao: you look at your loss color ...... (see you that loss of appearance)
Zhao Haiyan: I bar, I was going to ask you What it ...... since the fight I will twist rice-planting song, you said my doorstep, give me food, give me medicine, and also give me a hot-water bag, know that I this old cold legs. You say how attentive, heh ~ so considerate to take care of me, in addition to you this attentive person child, no one else child ......
Song Xiaobao: (embarrassed) love, always selfless. That Haiyan ...... Haiyan na~~You have no other opinion about me, then we are so old, don't talk about those useless la. The tomorrow na, I will move over we live together ~ ~
Zhao Benshan: (heard immediately after coming over) how?
Zhao Haiyan: Why are you here again?
Zhao Benshan: I thought I'd inquire about why you're moving in here.
Song Xiaobao: I'm moving here. It's a nice little home.
Zhao Benshan: You don't have a house there, so where is my cousin going?
Song Xiaobao: you, move out?
Zhao Benshan: I move out? You want me to go live in a bridge? We all agreed, you do not have more than a thousand square meters of house?
Song Xiaobao: My house is also big.
Zhao Benshan: Really?
Song Xiaobao: Well, it's too much effort to clean it up at our age.
Zhao Benshan: Yes!
Song Xiaobao: Cousin, if you don't mind, then the three of us should live together.
Zhao Haiyan: We three live together?
Song Xiaobao: Yes.
Zhao Benshan: That won't work!
Song Xiaobao: I've served more than 2,000 people, so I'm not short of my cousin. When I come over I'll serve you with Haiyan. Cousin, I serve people to serve - (pat Zhao Benshan) can be good it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha~ha~~
ZHAO BENSHAN: (looking at Xiaobao's laughing face) What are you doing? I'm letting you serve me for a day.
Zhao Haiyan: It's a rush to get here, he didn't say he had to move here, and he didn't say he'd kick you out, so what are you doing here?
Zhao Benshan: talk about the object, on the honest point, how their own how things are with people to say on the end, is not it?
Song Xiaobao: that, that you have been married na?
Zhao Haiyan: ah that's more than 20 years ago.
Song Xiaobao: Do you have children?
Zhao Haiyan: No
Song Xiaobao: 20 years don't want to have children, because of what ah~~?
Zhao Haiyan: the old man can not.
Zhao Benshan: old man which can not?
Zhao Haiyan: How come I said the old man can not how you are still not willing to it? I can not how the old man is sick!
Zhao Benshan: What's wrong with the old man?
Zhao Haiyan: not born!
Zhao Benshan: Don't be so whole ah. You get married, you just say your thing to go, the old man is good how to not have it again?
Zhao Haiyan: the old man died!
Zhao Benshan: The old man died?
Zhao Benshan: The old man died?
Zhao Haiyan: not dead, always live in our hearts.
Zhao Benshan: that is not still dead? Why are you like this?
Zhao Haiyan: how I talk to a person you still have to give me spoiled on the good?
Zhao Benshan: that talk about objects talk about your, is not it? I'm not saying I won't let you talk about it. You don't want to insult your old man, your old man is fine. In addition, you also said what not to give birth to, not to give birth to a child where ah? You've got a kid, you've got a kid. You've got to be honest, you two are done, and when you're done, you've got to get your asses in gear!
Zhao Haiyan: I just want to say to him that that means I'm light-handed I have no burden, there is no worry!
Zhao Benshan: You are no worries, you do not give others the whole worries ah, is not it?
Zhao Haiyan: that you that means I'm real Huier (real) all tell him that?
Zhao Benshan: You'll be able to tell people what's going on, what's going on.
Zhao Haiyan: I'm divorced.
Zhao Benshan: how to leave ah?
Zhao Haiyan: personality disagreement.
Zhao Benshan: embrace call what (because of what)?
Zhao Haiyan: too many problems.
Zhao Benshan: what problem ah?
Zhao Haiyan: snoring.
Zhao Benshan: (greeted Xiaobao) snoring ......
Song Xiaobao: not a disease!
Zhao Benshan: do you snore?
Song Xiaobao: I snore too.
Zhao Benshan: I guess this situation you can not play out what sound.
Song Xiaobao: er~
Zhao Haiyan: How big is your snore? You look at others that snore, that guy called yes, scared you to death! You just fell asleep, you woke up scared, kicked a little, do not sleep, staring at you resting there sleep, with the wake up call. Isn't it scary?
They're not the only ones who can't get a good look at you.
Zhao Benshan: This snoring you can not sleep, people on this side of the waiting for you to sleep, you fell asleep after the dawn of the people to sleep. You don't think you're good ah?
Zhao Haiyan: What about me?
Zhao Benshan: You have not been good since the start of this rice-planting song. This guy, a day painted like a leprechaun. The first time I came back from the rice-planting song, the guy's face was painted, like a blue eye. He was at the front door, and when he rang the doorbell, he wouldn't come in. I lie down on the door eye look - I thought my mom came back it, I then I burned paper, resting there kowtow wow ...... this morning, this person will not come into the house. Later, I fell asleep in the doorway, came into the house with me to stipulate, said that what, we in the future ah, no one cares about who, I this door you are not allowed to enter, as long as I stepped further into the house, I want to take the bridge toll, 5 yuan. The company's main goal is to provide the best possible service to its customers," he said. "I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that," he said.
Song Xiaobao: not less penalty ah ~
Zhao Benshan: I tell you, only I'm like this. If you want to have a good time with people, honestly tell them what's wrong with you, I bless you, right? This old man, to be honest, this person is quite good, people and give you a warm treasure, and send this and that, ordinary people can? The person who tells the truth at a glance is the one who sent you the gift, right?
Song Xiaobao: It's not me.
Zhao Benshan: Is it you?
Song Xiaobao: is not I sent.
Zhao Benshan: is not you send?
Song Xiaobao: Yes, it's not from me!
Zhao Haiyan: (anxious) in the end is not you send
Song Xiaobao: is - not I send, say how many times?
Zhao Benshan: Do you understand?
Zhao Haiyan: I don't get it, who sent it?
Song Xiaobao: Just not me to send.
Zhao Haiyan: Then you just throw it away!
Song Xiaobao: It's not me, it's just me, it's just me.
Zhao Benshan: Who is stupid enough to give you ah? Who knows you better than I do these days? I've been cooking for you every day, but I don't dare to bring it to you for fear that you won't eat it. Finished then put outside the door, I said someone to send you food, this past cooking, you that Kiki ......
Zhao Haiyan: (interrupting) No, not right, you do what flavor of rice I have eaten my whole life I still do not know? This rice can be fragrant!
Zhao Benshan: It's true. The original is not fragrant it, this delivery after the meal to take back, this guy you eat, then change the flavor, you say ......
Zhao Haiyan: No, that you do you still pull this why? You just say it!
Zhao Benshan: What did I say? I said you eat it? You don't say that I harmed you and drugged you! Who knows you as well as I do? In addition, you have to pay attention to her legs are not good, there are old cold legs, waist and pain, I gave her another warm treasure. In the future, ah, you two live well, as long as this house to me to vacate, you go on his thousand square meters to live to ......
Song Xiaobao: ah ah, (suddenly realized) that you are her old man, right?
Zhao Benshan: you see no, fools can see!
Song Xiaobao: Uh-huh! (A nod of the head) I heard this I just realized ah. That, such a good big brother, Haiyan na, you can grow a little heart it ~~! This is the person who loves you the most, this is the person who loves you the most! Don't mess around! You've got a lot of nerve bringing me home! I want to tell you, my more than 1,000 square feet you can not point.
Zhao Haiyan: (surprised) how ah?
Song Xiaobao: I that is the unit boiler room ~ ~
Zhao Haiyan: Then how do you say you manage more than two thousand people?
Song Xiaobao: heating!
Zhao Haiyan: You're a boiler burner?
Song Xiaobao: Uh-huh!
Zhao Benshan: You see, this color is not right? Baked!
Song Xiaobao: originally, burn a small boiler. Just so big, shaking ah shaking ah shaking ah shaking ah shaking when ......! Avalanche popcorn, huh ...... later changed to burn a large boiler. The original bar, I this color is not so deep, what is going on, that back to ah that boiler inside the lack of coal, the furnace lack of coal I was in a hurry to push the coal to the furnace ah, push a cart of coal run fast, to the furnace door did not brake the car, even with me with the car a with a (a piece of) shot furnace to go, which is my legs and feet quickly climbed out of the baked into such now.
Zhao Benshan: That's fine, then you'll have a good time with him, and I'll give you my blessing, OK?
Song Xiaobao: this, big brother you other ah. Don't bless me, I can't compare with you guys wow
Zhao Benshan: This person is quite good.
Song Xiaobao: (pointing to Zhao Benshan) this person is a good man na, I can not compare with big brother. Haiyan that, you can grow a little heart, find such a person is not easy ah, so old still pull what ah? I say you, you hear me, you are not stupid, you are not stupid, how stupid, how stupid! (Said while slapping Haiyan)
Song Xiaobao: that, big brother I will not stay here long ah, this house also, I stay also can not stay. I can't stay in this house. It's time, I have to go to the rice-planting song. Haiyan, this is the warmest and safest nest for you, (patting Haiyan) remember---! You're a bad color, look at you ......
(Xiao Bao flipped out of the window from the sixth floor)
Zhao Benshan: Go twist rice-planting songs, he went.
Zhao Haiyan: don't go.
Zhao Benshan: not go I went ah?
Zhao Haiyan: What are you going to do?
Zhao Benshan: I'm not going to be completely paralyzed, go to practice eyes to go.
Zhao Haiyan: Then you go to twist rice-planting songs to exercise! The old man, this time to move this house!
Zhao Benshan: Good.
Zhao Haiyan: I'm going to go with you to twirl
Zhao Benshan: Good.
(go out together ......)
(end)