2, the ostrich's happiness is just a pile of sand.
3, I am not cool at all, but very handsome.
4, take a newspaper to the toilet, I am a reader.
5. Sometimes I dream of eating my fill.
6, roses are so cheap, you can send your wife.
7, if I do the emperor, seal you as the crown prince!
8, if it is not to beat you, I would have flipped with you.
9, as long as the hoe dance well, that there is a wall digging not down?
10, the sky has no trace of wings, and the birds have flown
11, this is not intended to be different, how to taste outstanding.
12, who has not encountered two scum when young.
13, the thought of the motherland is not united will not tolerate want to smoke ...
14, not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, for fear of pig-like teammates.
15, you are not a fool, but why do you want to pretend to be an idiot.
16, I heard that you are not good I sat in the door to enjoy the whole day.
17, with the spirit of hip-hop blues to live like Erhu.
18, the highest state of fat people is to wear school pants as jeans.
19, my dear, I can cover the wind for you to die open, don't block my electric fan
20, do a handsome person is very tired, this point I really have a deep understanding.
21, do not always cold and hot to me, then I am afraid of cold.
22, others praise me, I am worried, worried about others praise enough.
23, do not charge me discharge, my daughter-in-law there is caller ID.
24, when the marriage is to see the eyes, and then divorce is to see the eyes.
25, I want to be a rogue in thought, life on the good girl.
26, love is always holier than marriage, marriage is always more affordable than love.
27, long and beautiful is annoying, if I were a boy would have married himself.
28, the sun is warm, the years are quiet, you do not come, how dare I grow old?
29, can not help themselves, in addition to love, and others in the ground radish.
30, I take the posture of God, shining in this moment of beauty. Mortals do not disturb.
31, the best way to ruin a good song is to set it as a wake-up alarm.
32, because I'm not an ordinary person, so I have never spoken Mandarin.
33, I will not stand by and watch you jump into the fire pit, I will close my eyes
34, say it all to scare you to death, I majored in cute since kindergarten.
35, has not told you my real identity, in fact, I am Snow White.
36, the next life, I must do your heart, so I do not jump you have to die.
37, The Voice of China, in the eyes of elementary school students, is the most beautiful sound of the bell.
38, you look okay, but I feel that you still do masks when you look good.
39, sighing is the most waste of time, crying is the most waste of energy line.
40, I heard that cell phones put under the pillow will have radiation, scared me immediately threw the pillow.
41, I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child, and when I was a child, I did not study well because I did not dare to look at the blackboard.
42, every woman has one of the most easy to make mistakes, that is erratic.
43, the liar is the world's most sincere to you, but he is to deceive you.
44, what is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat, watching others gnaw bones.
45, not everyone can live a low profile, can be low profile based on high profile at any time.
46, always because too handsome and was alienated by ordinary people, you see, send a say no one to see.
47. The only way to achieve happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.
48, take advantage of the good-looking time to look in the mirror, after all, this illusion is not every day.
49, accumulated for a long time, may lead to the outbreak; and outbreak for a long time, may lead to the collapse.
50, don't easily say love to others, don't be stubborn to open the door of other people's hearts, and joked away.
51, the most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian, nor Wu Zetian, but, Rongmao.
52, don't say I like you what you change, I like you don't like me you change ah!
53, cafeteria aunts every time you hear the next class zero heart will read a sentence: the enemy forces and arrive at the battlefield.
54, you suddenly do not return my message, I always comfort myself, nothing, you probably died.
55, I suddenly want to go out and rely on my handsome face to cheat money to mix food and drink, living a life of ease and relaxation.
56, to participate in the beauty pageant of those women, can not find a good man, because good men are married, such as me.
57, today a girl complimented me on my thin, I directly slap the past, did not see me grow so handsome?
58, love is cheap, and is still once and for all cheap. When you do not make a mistake, the woman will come!
59, occasionally burst out of the one or two funny paragraph can make the communication atmosphere become relaxed and pleasant, but also can show the humor and wisdom of the talker.
60, there is something we say openly ah, do not always behind the scenes that I am beautiful, say that I am lovely and so on, annoying ah? Who does not know like.
61, the classroom opened a packet of snacks like the People's Square to feed pigeons, the school brought a packet of Kleenex is like a city square flyer.
62, the spare tire countless, ambiguous constantly, which can not show that very good, can only show that very cheap is also very match. And usually extremely good people are more likely to be single, such as me.