Humorous sentences describe oneself as old.
1, 1000 kinds of prosperity, but the years are fleeting, beauty is easy to get old, and time can't hurt like a sword!
2. When did you realize that you were old? I bought spicy strips and found a pimple on my face after eating them. I didn't go to bed until after twelve o'clock at night and became a dog the next day.
The older you get, the less you like to explain and persuade. It's a long story, life is short, seek common ground while reserving differences, and love well.
4. Look at the photos many years ago, and then look at yourself now. Well, it's true that you are a middle-aged greasy uncle.
If I become a hooligan one day, please tell others that I am innocent.
6. As time goes by, only the face in memory will never grow old.
7. When I get old and hear my relatives and friends say they have something to tell me, will my first reaction be a good thing? Hey.
8. In fact, you know that no one at this age will be their life.
9. In the past, you could wear shoes barefoot in winter. It's late autumn, and you start to look for autumn clothes and trousers in a hurry.
10. When you were young, you thought everything had an answer, but when you are old, you will understand that there is no such thing as an answer in life.
1 1, lonely and free. In a blink of an eye, the years passed, hot and cold.
12. The older you get, the less you like to explain and persuade. It's a long story, and life is short. Seek common ground while reserving differences and do whatever you want.
13. When I get old, I don't want to judge love with my ears, and I won't listen to those sweet words.
14, many years ago, others would praise me as cute and cute, but now, others will say to me, "It's a shame to be cute when I'm old."
15, rocking chairs, listening to music, drinking tea, and stepping into old age early.
16, I'm not the one clamouring for food or climbing to the top of Mount Tai. Time makes people old.
17, people will grow old in a flash in this life, so don't wronged yourself any more. You can't go anywhere when you can't walk.
18, I am old, I have no literary talent, and the rest is just speechless.
19, 12, and then I voted for bird. Years make people old, but the heart is never there.
20. Older people have poor metabolism. It's like playing with a pound of meat Losing a catty is really desperate.
How to humorously say that you are old?
1, old, can't sleep at night, can't sleep in the morning, or get up and read, it's rare to be clean, and then go back to sleep later.
The older you get, the less you like to explain and persuade. It's a long story, life is short, seek common ground while reserving differences, and love well.
3. Time is fair. It never takes sides with anyone and never abandons anyone. It will give people a deep foundation and serve as a bridge to success.
4. Have you seen Water Margin? Four Tang Sanzang apprentices became sworn friends in Taoyuan, and Jia Baoyu caught up with Liangshan.
I used to envy my brothers and sisters, but now I can't help caring about the younger generation. Alas, time and tide wait for no man!
Anyway, I'm old.
If you are still studying, don't worry, homework is very important.
If you are already working, you can try to talk about it.
19 years old is still very young, don't worry, you don't have out, come on!