2, listen to you a word, save me ten books!
3, the widow does not die, you and others are ultimately subjects.
4, your object is not me, it is better to be single.
5, pennies a penny, thin rice to eat not through hunger.
6, I called my object, her object to pick up.
7, bangs this thing, how can grow so fast!
8, I love you! In your eyes but became, I am in your way.
9, than a thousand holes, I prefer a deadly knife!
10, the world is big, big but you lack of that piece of heart.
11, if you die one day, it must be a cheap death.
12, I have this heart broken, hold out with the dumpling filling like.
13, I don't beat you, you don't know I'm a good writer.
14, season as a dream, life as a dream, no moment to be awake!
15, don't use your lungs to speak, say out of nonsense.
16, I'm not a casual person! But casually up is not a person.
17, who said I do not know how to play a musical instrument? I retreat drum beat can be good.
18, with me to mix it, have my mouth to eat, have you a bowl brush.
19, flowers often do not belong to the people who appreciate flowers, but belong to the cow dung.
20, I have a Taoist nun friend, I also have an abbot old iron!
21, hold you in your hands, closed palms, I can not suffocate you!
22, weight loss is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.
23, can not hold the hand, or let go before it is too fat!
24, although we are not familiar with, but you can take the money to get close to me.
25, so want to sell the house to travel around the world, but the landlord is dead against it.
26, work, one step back to the sea and sky, love, one step back to the empty building.
27, big brother, you know? The second brother's meat is now more expensive than the master's.
28, their own choice of road, kneeling to walk not finished, it is better to stand up, take a taxi.
29, why are you myopic? In order to look at the world lightly, so it is blurred eyes.
30, don't mess with me! Do you believe that I slap you on the wall, gouge can not gouge down.
31, love is a painstaking effort to put all the body, and then a hundred turns to pull out!
32, the world is ours and the children's, but ultimately it is the grandchildren.
33, if people are unlucky up, eat hot pot no matter where you sit, smoke to your face.
34, in fact, not you can not find objects, is your vision to keep up, strength did not keep up.
35, the school stairs to install mirrors is to tell us: people ugly should read more.
36, I do not want to raise dogs, do not want to raise cats, I want to raise you, after all, pigs can get rich.
37, I have talked about the longest love, is narcissism, I love myself, there is no love enemy.
38, money is really that important to you? Speaking for more than 3 hours a penny does not drop.
39, there are two things in the world will lie on the glass, one is the gecko, one is the class teacher.
40, the biggest sign of maturity is not bother to argue with people, and try not to quarrel if you can do it.
41, some people, **** and I have nothing to do. Some people, get me dead I can not let go.
42, rich people are afraid of others know he has money, no money people are afraid of others know he has no money.
43, hand fat girl do not worry, the future growth of the boyfriend to send the gold ring is still bigger!
44, the sadness of life is that when you want to stick a knife in both sides, but only a knife.
45, dare to bully me I will write your name on the insoles, and then step on you.
46, people still need to go out more, or simply do not know how comfortable to play the phone at home.
47, Miss sorry, this man is mine, please mind your own thighs and spring heart.
48, Wukong, there is not enough firewood, get more scriptures. Wujing, go and see if the eight rings are cooked.
49, sincere friendship comes from a steady stream of greetings, good morning everyone, I wish you all single forever!
50, Goddess of Liberty with a book in one hand. A torch in one hand, is to tell us. The power outage also need to study.
51, for parents suspect me of early love, I just want to say, you guys overestimate my ability.
52, there are two kinds of people, a kind of good-looking, a kind of ugly. You are caught in the middle, belonging to the good and ugly.
53, why should girls have to be so calculating between them, anyway, over the decades are going to square dance together.
54, I hope I can become an interesting and rich people, really can not, light rich is also possible.
55, I am a very principled person, in the end I do the principle of only three words: look at the mood.
56, I now, the only thing I can afford to put is chopsticks, the only thing I can't get out of the trap is the nest.
57, ex-boyfriend to get married, called to ask me to go, I decided to return to him three words: next time to go.
58, there is always so a person, rushed you a smile, you defeated. For example, the class teacher standing outside the window.
59, you say I play the game dish what is the point? I will not delete the game, I will only delete you.
60, there are a lot of things you can not think of at the time, don't worry, after a while you think again, you can not think of.
61, do not want any identity, do not want any status, just want to simply become a rich man.
62, there is a feeling that one night feel their face fat, and then after a few days and feel small.
63, five o'clock in the morning to get up, before ten o'clock in the evening to go to bed, such a simple and regular life announced the beginning.
64, now the boys are too bad, more than the girls white, more than the girls high, more than the girls beautiful, but also and girls grab boyfriend.
65, and to get up by perseverance, laundry by endurance, work by the flood force, bathing by the season of explosive force.
66, someone asked me why my skin is black, I smiled, a white cover a hundred ugly, you white is to cover ugly, I am not ugly.
67, as a child, I saved a mouse, it is sick, I deliberately bought a rat poison to feed it to eat, and then did not see to repay the favor.
68, the above is the beauty of the network I share with you jitterbug the hottest funny text phrases selected 70 sentences, welcome to read and collect.
69, lucky people are the kind of people who spend two dollars to buy a bet ** won five million, and then go to collect the prize on the way a low pick up two dollars.
70, the significance of the existence of Friday, is to plan how to spend the weekend; and the significance of the existence of the weekend, is to go to bed late and get up late to prove that Friday's planning is meaningless.
71, the following collation of jitterbugs the hottest funny copy phrases, like to collect it, your character is lazy, interest is to play, specialty is to eat, skills is to sleep,
72, just now I object to suddenly send me a message to say that we are still breaking up, I have not had time to grieve it, he sent another one, sorry, send the wrong person. Scared me to death, I thought really want to break up.