Ask for the autobiography of Friar Sand in Journey to the West! ! 800 words

My name is Friar Sand, and my dharma name is Wujing. I'm also called Friar Sand, and now I'm Lohan Jin. I was originally a general in confinement in the Temple of Heaven. To put it bluntly, the shutter general is Li's role of helping the jade emperor get off the bus. If you want to say bad luck, you have to blame the queen mother. At the flat peach party that day, I said I don't drink. Her father had to propose a toast to everyone. After drinking, she asked me to work and carry the glass lamp. Later, everyone knew that the glass lamp was broken. When this aunt gets angry, God won't let me mix up. I have no choice. I learned to be a Liangshan hero and became a monster on the quicksand river (that is, crab essence). That small place in the country can't compare with a big city like heaven. Although I am the boss after starting my own business, I have the final say, but Liushahe is really outrageous. I don't want to talk about that little place. I want a radio station without a radio station and a computer without a computer, and I want to chat with my old colleagues. Can't find the business hall to pay the phone bill. I really miss my days in heaven. Even if I am the boss, I am a city dweller. I'm so excited to hear that eating the meat of Tang Priest can ascend to heaven. I have offended the old leader's wife, and the Bodhisattva has a way to go. But cannibalism is illegal, and the Bodhisattva won't let it. Nothing is more painful than hope being broken. Bodhisattva is a bodhisattva after all. She showed me another way, escort. After success, go to the Western Heaven to be an official and enjoy happiness. I don't have much ambition, I just want to live honestly and return to my original moist little life. I work hard and I don't complain no matter how hard and tired I am, because I know my goals. This westbound road is my own choice, and I must go on. The end of the road is the life I want, and I must stick to it. ..... Now I finally succeeded, and I became a golden arhat, admired by thousands of people! What I want to tell you is that patience before success is indispensable. My speech is over, thank you.