Emperor recently indulged in exercise, Phoenix Jiu puzzled, the strongest emperor in the six realms even exercise?
Phoenix Jiu: Emperor, why do you always exercise recently?
Donghua: Xiao Bai, how much older than you?
Phoenix: Uh, no more, no less, just 33 million
Donghua: So, I'm scared
Phoenix: What's to be scared of?
Donghua: You are still so small, when you grow up, I am afraid to be old, although I think I will always be so young, but still afraid. You say then white hair, white beard I look at you and the six worlds of other male immortals dancing square dance? I can't do it.
phoenix nine: er, emperor you worry too much, even if you white hair and white beard, no one dares to square dance with me
east China: in fact, white, after having you, I want to accompany you all the time
phoenix nine touched: then I accompanied you to work out together
east China: if the two people work out, why not give roll to build a sister
phoenix nine: men's mouth. The ghost of a man's mouth
Extra 18: Ah Li and Roller dye their hair
Ah Li and Roller decide to be rebellious teenagers and go to dye their hair and do their hair style.
A Li: I'm going to dye my hair rainbow colors and do a killer hairstyle
Rolling: I'm going to dye my hair pink and do a tinfoil perm
A Li: Okay, let's go
So they searched all over the world, no one dyed their hair, no one did their hairstyles, and they didn't dare to sell their dyes. Finally they couldn't help themselves and asked why.
The four corners of the world: Fear of the Emperor's Canghe sword?
Rolling: My father doesn't know
Bizarre: You're the only one of your kind in the world, and you're the only one who's got white hair
Li: I don't think I'm going to be able to be a rebel anymore
Rolling: It's not good to have a father who's too strong for you
Li/Rolling: I'm sorry, but I don't know if I can do this, and I don't want to. ......
番外十九 回娘家
Every time Donghua accompanies Fengjiu back to his mother's home, he has a big headache over this matter.
See fox emperor, phoenix nine: phoenix nine see grandpa
emperor: grandson-in-law donghua see, grandpa
See white yi, phoenix nine: phoenix nine see dad
emperor: small son-in-law see father-in-law
See white true, phoenix nine: phoenix nine see uncle
emperor: nephew son-in-law see uncle
Alas, this is this is the past is all They have to bend down to pay respect to Donghua! At night, the more Donghua thought about it, the more he felt that he had lost, so he said to Fengjiu: If only I had relatives, it would be so good. If I had a family, it would be great. If I married a husband, I would follow him, and I would be able to raise you up.
Phoenix Jiu: Emperor is not such a petty person
Donghua: No matter, you have to compensate me
Phoenix Jiu: how to compensate
Donghua: give roll a sister, the two people together call me father, always I psychological comfort
Phoenix Jiu:...
Phoenix Jiu:...
This is the first time that a person has a family member. .........
番外二十：帝君的腿不是腿
东华: 小白, I heard that recently you young people like to make up a song to give to the male immortals, what is it that brother's leg is not a leg
凤九: 嗯，是呀
东华: 嗯，小白. You said you love me the most, you also make up a song for me
Phoenix Jiu:............
Donghua: Xiaobai good, I want to listen to it
Phoenix Jiu: Emperor's leg is not a leg, the spring water of the blue sea Cangling Emperor's mouth is not a mouth Ten miles of peach blossom forest drunk Emperor's back is not a leg, the spring water of the blue sea Cangling Emperor's mouth is not a mouth Ten miles of peach blossom forest drunk Emperor's back is not a leg. The Emperor's back is not his back, the proud plums in the palace of the morning, the Emperor's waist is not his waist, the waves beside the mirror of the Myriad Wonders, and the waves of the sea.
Feng Jiu: Donghua brother Donghua brother Donghua brother Donghua brother
Roll returned, heard this, said: I can call you Donghua father?
Donghua:............
Extra 21: Rolling report card
Rolling final exam results are out.
The school bully rolled every one of the 100 points, including Feng Jiu mouth "perverts can learn well" of the Buddhist theory of the class, only the ancient history of the test only 5 points.
Phoenix Jiu: Rolling, my mother thought, you should have scored full marks in Ancient History, how can you not know what Ancient History is about?
Phoenix Jiu: Why did you only get 5 points in the exam?
Rolling: Because I always feel strange when answering questions
Donghua: Oh?
This is the first time I've seen this.
Rolling: others are answering the ancient history, and I feel like writing an essay "my great father - Donghua", I answered the beginning of the answer can not continue ............
Donghua: also, the Ancient History is like the Autobiography of Donghua, Rolling, as my son, to answer this kind of question, it does seem like cheating. However, Rolling, come and do a homework I set for you
Rolling: what?
Donghua: Write a post-eating essay on eating sweet and sour fish
Rolling: Father .......................
番外 二十二? Emperor live broadcast
Donghua: Xiaobai, I heard that you young people are now popular live broadcast?
Phoenix Jiu: Well, yes, now the four seas and eight deserts are very popular live, I have seen some, there is a male immortal is very handsome to come
Donghua: Oh, you have seen, very handsome to come?
Phoenix Jiu: emperor, not as handsome as you
Donghua: Oh
A few days later, the four seas and eight deserts know that the emperor of the East China Sea is going to live, the four seas and eight deserts boiled, exploded, a group of female immortals is more excited, can see the emperor live in his lifetime, did not live in vain in this life ah. Everyone has guessed: what is the emperor going to live? Live practice Cang He sword, live sleep, or live bath?
But who would have thought that the emperor live is to do sweet and sour fish ........
And that's not all, the emperor also invited a live guest to taste the sweet and sour fish he made in the live broadcast, and this guest is the male immortal that Feng Jiu said was very handsome.
In the live broadcast room, the male immortal tasted the sweet and sour fish that is down, look at the four seas inside a tremor:
The only weapon that can beat the emperor Cang He sword is probably the emperor's sweet and sour fish
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