Cold jokes are:
1, the other day the voice is sick, can not vocalize, but the leadership let me participate in the chorus competition, give me said to fill the number on the line.
I felt this is not good, so I actively treatment, rushed to the competition before the cure.
The result of the competition lost, the leader of a sigh of relief: "How do you favor to rush at this time the voice is good?"
2, in the middle of the night, passing by the massage parlor, inside the boss's wife shouted at me: boss, come in and sit down.
I said to her: "want money?".
Then she got angry and said, "Have you ever seen a free massage parlor in the world?"
Then I yelled at her, "Have you ever seen a boss who leaves work this late?"
3, hours once and buddies to go out to play together, on the road he picked up ten dollars, to be honest, not jealous of that is false, so I let him go to the kiosk to buy some snacks spent eight dollars, in my heart some balance, the results of the boss to find him forty-two.
4, and girlfriends chat, I said for the sake of my next generation, I have to find a handsome man married.
Results girlfriends said, handsome for his next generation is not married to you.
5, 300 pounds of a woman did not see her husband lying on the couch, a butt to sit him dead.
The law didn't hold her accountable because the law doesn't hold people accountable.
Expanded:
Cold jokes is an emerging language phenomenon, along with the popularity of the network it has penetrated into the daily life of the youth group, the occasional burst of one or two cold jokes can make the atmosphere of communication become relaxed and pleasant, but also show the humor and wisdom of the talker. The new language phenomenon has penetrated into the daily life of young people, along with the popularity of the Internet.
Sneer jokes are a kind of jokes, but there is a big difference, the four main characteristics of sneer jokes: the network as a carrier, thoroughly entertaining, the duality of its own value, post-modern deconstructionism.
From the point of view of genre, cold jokes are classified into story-type, question-type, dialog-type, and strip-type; from the way of composition, cold jokes are classified into "borrowing the laws of rhetoric", "breaking the boundaries of time and space", "confusing concepts ", "language crossing", "violation of logic", "sophistry", "slip of the tongue ".