1. Ten minutes after the performance, I was very angry, really. China's film classification has reached an urgent point. Movies like this should be strictly classified as: IQ above 45, 16 years old and above are forbidden to watch. Or, adults must see something with their children. The height of the ticket office exceeds the giraffe's neck 1.2 meters, so it is not allowed to enter, and then the second round of ticket inspection will be carried out with the ID card and hospital diagnosis certificate, otherwise it will be as embarrassing as it is now. After watching it, as an adult, walking out of the cinema is easy to have a bad gray mood towards the real society.
I admire Mr He Jiong very much. As a 40-year-old man, for most of his life, he must do his best to suppress his true self, try his best to lower his intelligence and convince others that "I am a child, a child!" " But how smart is he and how determined is he to tolerate making such a film from a thankless angle?
Most people come for Yifeng Li, and the little girls in the cinema are wearing hats embroidered with Yifeng Li's name. Yifeng Li lived up to your expectations and played very well. Really, it's all set off by others Especially those who support girls. Is your crew short of money What village is the makeup artist you are looking for? Those girls' faces and necks are not the same color. Don't you see, Miss He Jiong? Even if you are too lazy to watch those supporting roles, I have dignity as a supporting role. Why don't you look in the mirror yourself? You can't just give up.
I told you, Mr. He Jiong can't let you guys mess around. These girls are so unprofessional that they didn't play for half an hour. They all wrote to you and died ... car accident! Mm-hmm. I think the screenwriter and the teacher may have struggled for a long time between the three treasures of Korean drama: car accident, cancer and longevity, and finally decided on the most Japanese way. Didn't even let the scene of the body appear again.
After strolling around the street, those girls muttered "Is this a car shop?" I knew something must have happened, either pulling it to a remote road and doing some activities that had to be reduced even if it was filmed, or directly causing an accident. They mumbled, "This car shop is not good." At that time, I was particularly worried that there would be a strange Shu "Li" with a gray back. Suddenly he said, "Black car, I'm afraid!" However, before this joke appeared, they were all killed. So, this joke may also be a soft advertisement, huh?
6. I didn't know until I got here that this movie started here, that is to say, the first 20 minutes of sin, I! Count! Yes! White! Suffer! La! With such a supporting background, why do you have to explain it so hard? Just to show more girls who have a whole peripheral face and even uneven makeup and always feel small? What the hell is in this?
Oh, by the way, speaking of which, I ask, it is said that this film has nine screenwriters and four autographs. Can you tell me how you divide your work? So many writers get together just to spit on each other when they are sprayed by everyone? Does this movie have a story? Huh? In the summer, you don't need to look like a movie, just watch a little fresh meat and tell a story. Is this the head office? The car accident in this movie was an accident, but what about the story? Do so many writers sit together and look at each other's faces every day?
Those three little girls just disappeared because of a car accident, so I think it's time to wait. As a result, CoCo Lee came again. Oh, my God. That's right. These three little girls are almost as old as CoCo Lee, so this is a form of ghost. The 9-year-old singer who immigrated to the United States can't even breathe when she speaks Mandarin. So you pretend to be a ballet teacher. You said that she was unpopular with young audiences and had no acting skills and no face. Why use her? Why not change someone else? Even if Teacher He Jiong asks Nana to play this role, is it better than this? At least there is a sense of joy. That's good. I was particularly sad when CoCo Lee spoke. She tried very hard to get involved, but she still couldn't catch up.
8. It turns out that the heroine Yanjing and three other dead sisters thought that they had been admitted to the Paris Opera House and were going to dance. As a result, they failed. You say, the instructor knows such a big thing, should the first reaction be to find a way to inform others in time? No, no,no. Teacher He Jiong's screenwriter Tian Tuan doesn't think so. They asked their teacher CoCo Lee to find a strange boyfriend, namely Yifeng Li. After telling him, the teacher thought he was a solution. Then, from beginning to end, the girl has been kept in the dark as a party. CoCo Lee, aren't you afraid that your parents will kill you when they find out? The teacher plays the script. Do you think this is human logic? The girl's obsession from beginning to end lies in "going to the reception room to see if there is any notice." Hey, your school is disconnected, right? You can't find it online, can you? Connect the world with the post office, huh? Send it from Paris. You wait.
9. Am I the only one who doesn't understand? What kind of university do these children go to? There are ballet majors and pop band majors. Is there a cooking and excavator department? Or is this just an ordinary university, just catching up with a group of ballerinas who can jump into the opera house to form a band and sign up for the league? As far as the people in this school are concerned, by the end of June, they didn't find a job, didn't take the postgraduate entrance examination, and didn't know who took the civil service exam. Only a few people want to go abroad. Finally, three people died and one person was rejected. Do you know what you did? Mr. He Jiong, when you were teaching at the university, didn't you hit such a student? They don't even sign the tripartite agreement, and they don't deduct your salary, do they?
10. The second teacher also put up with it. As someone's boyfriend, you know important events that affect their future, but you have been hiding them. Why? Just because her leg was hurt and the three sisters suffered misfortune, they didn't want to give her any excitement? We will know in a few weeks. Is that more exciting? Do you hate her so much that you want to break up and are too embarrassed to talk, so you have this idea? It's really hard to be Yifeng Li. I guess I can't figure out the logic if I play with it. I can't find a screenwriter and I'm afraid to ask He Jiong. Let's just do it.
1 1. Perhaps it is considered that when the sister-in-law cool group, as the mainstream audience, sees Yifeng Li's face value, their intelligence will melt, and then there is no need to think about logic. I really don't understand. Your girlfriend's three roommates had car accidents, and she lost the election, so she can't go to France to study. You encourage three buddies to form a foursome to dance Little Swan. What is this? How can this comfort girls? My dream is to get on the stage and dance in the best opera house in the world. As a result, I was lame and couldn't go on stage. The four of you danced for a while. Do you want to piss people off? Where is the logical connection in this?
12. Yifeng Li is an idol, so I won't say anything. Fans have no acting requirements for him. But those other people, you are ugly, so you have to work hard. Looking at you now, you want to close your eyes when you look at your face, and you want to die when you watch a play. Then what do you do in this line of work? In order to encourage more young people, "you see, even people like me can act, so can you." Is it? No one here can act. I can't even wrestle. I don't know where my arm is when I say my lines. As the heroine, Zhang Huiwen is amazing in the return of Zhang Yimou. After the gardenia blooms, it is estimated that it will be a bit difficult to pick up a decent play. Another youth film is not worth enough. See fate ...
13. This movie won't be bad at the box office. The audience knows that the film itself is not very good, but it is enough to see Yifeng Li. IP movies are the dark horse of China movie market. Before that, no matter Tiny Times or Tomb Raider Notes, everyone who played IP had at least serious words to adapt, such as popular novels, online postings, etc., but He Jiong's IP was basically equal to empty gloves and white wolves. With the lyrics of "Gardenia blossoms and blooms" and his fame accumulated in the entertainment circle for many years, it has been transformed into such a thing. Even in the IP film industry, this is the most speculative one. Completely air to air. There are MTV stations and NBC channels in the United States, and they also rely on young audiences to make TV dramas that sell value, but basically we have to consider logic, authenticity and face. But China, these fundamentals have been penetrated.
14. There are so many rotten stalks in Gardenia Blossom that there is no need to delve into them. If there is an opportunity, set up a studio to take some common pictures of Chinese films, such as a girl with messy hair who fell into the water in a white skirt and sank a little; For example, a man and a woman stand shyly face to face on the stairs, with swaying trees behind them, such as several white boys playing guitars, pretending to stare at each other, and so on. Disrupt and reorganize these bridges, and cooperate with different lines later, you can shoot countless youth films. A director doesn't have to hire nine screenwriters.
15. Finally, there is a practical suggestion. In the future, like the schedule in July, the relationship between the hospital and the cinema can be completely opened. Movie tickets can be purchased through medical insurance, and cinemas can also register simultaneously, which is convenient for watching movies and revitalizing funds, and can also alleviate the problem of difficult registration. Most importantly, you can ensure timely treatment after watching the movie.