Guangu: You guys lied to me, it doesn't look like there are no snakes here
Zhanbo: Guangu, the snake in Sheshan is not a snake, it's the snake of She Taijun
Guangu: Snake, Taijun
Ziqiao: Why did we come here so early when the sun hasn't even set
Mika: Of course, I had to come here early, to get a good advantage
Yifi: But the observatory is still 10 kilometers away, what kind of advantage is this place?
Yifei: But the observatory is still ten kilometers away from here, what kind of favorable terrain is here
Youyou: But the scenery here is good ah, there are woods and lawns and small streams, how beautiful ah anyway, the sky is very big meteor showers can be seen there
Zhanbo: Eh, Mr. Zeng
Ziqiao: Zeng Xiaoxian
(Zeng Xiaoxian groaned as he climbed up slowly carrying a large number of bags)
This is the first time that I have seen the observatory in the world.
Yifei: cheer ah, the west sky is still far away it now can not eat
Zeng Xiaoxian: stand talking not waist pain, the car can only be parked at the bottom of the mountain, if I do not help you guys to move the tent to the quicksand river to, I see you sleep where the night.
Hu Yifei:Yes, hard work.
Hu Yifei:Yes, hard work.
Zeng Xiaoxian;I announce that as the only one in this team who has the talent of pitching a tent, I'm going to show you guys how to pitch a perfect tent. (Tseng said and started rummaging through his bag.)
Hu Yifei:Here it is?
Zeng Xiaoxian;I'm a professional. I can pitch a tent in any terrain. First you have to take the tent out of the bag. (Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath and yelled out a hard zipper.) The quality of this tent (Zeng Xiaoxian let out a laugh) seems to be a bit questionable. (Zeng Xiaoxian took another deep breath and shouted a hard zipper.)
Ten minutes later.
Youyou: Mr. Zeng, why don't you read the manual.
Zeng Xiaoxian;Sorry I don't have one.
(Crowd stunned)
Zeng Xiaoxian: don't worry, I don't need this at all
Lu Zhanbo: I have a vague feeling that I'm going to sleep out here tonight
Meijia: I've just seen a tent rental booth up ahead, it's only, twenty bucks
Yi Fei: let's go and rent one, it's better than watching sows go up the tree here all night. Let's go
(Zeng Xiaoxian was surprised)
Youyou: Guan Gu, let's go rent one too
Guan Gu: Is there any snake-proof tent
(Yifei, Mijia, Youyou, Guan Gu walked towards the place of renting tent)
Ziqiao: Mr. Zeng, come on, wait for you to take it out and call us, oh (Ziqiao said and Zhanbo walked away)
Zeng Xiaoxian : (shouted) Hey, you do not regret ah! How can a rented tent be compared to a tent pitched by a genius like me!
(Zeng Xiaoxian continued to zipper in pain)
(Changed to Zhanbo and Ziqiao's tent)
Zhanbo: It's not that hard to put up a tent
Ziqiao: When a man finds a goal, he can put up a villa, not to mention a tent
Zhanbo: What's the principle of this
Ziqiao: As a man, you should not worry about the future, but about the future. Ziqiao: As a man, what you should worry about is not the tent (said putting his hand on Zhanbo's shoulder)
Zhanbo: By the way, where is the PS3?
(Ziqiao retracted his hand)
Ziqiao: I borrowed something more fun than PS3 from Xiao Hei. (Said pointing behind Zhanbo)
Zhanbo (touched it): astronomical telescope. You don't really want to watch a meteor shower, do you?
Zi Qiao (pointing to the campground across the street): Stupid! See the campground across the street. (hugs the telescope) With this, we can admire the beauties in the other tents. This is real camping. (looking horny)
Zhanbo: (excited) So, I can play video games alone.
Zi Qiao (helpless): You have nothing else in your head but game consoles?
Zhanbo (thought for a moment): and TVs and generators.
Zi Qiao: Come on, that generator looks like it's matching with Optimus Prime. It's too heavy!
Zhanbo (shouted): you did not bring ah!
Zi Qiao (pulling the game console out of his back pocket): So I've adapted it a little. Look! There's a screen, there's electricity, and you can play games afterward, how nice!
Zhanbo (took the game console): PS3 how to become PSP!
(Zi Qiao came to Guan Gu's tent, Guan Gu asked for advice on how to make Yoyo obediently stay in the tent does not go running around, Zi Qiao told Guan Gu as long as you believe that as long as out of the tent will encounter ghosts, she will stay in the tent no longer dare go out. When Yoyo comes back, Guan Gu tells a joke about ghosts, but Yoyo is not only not scared, but also scares Guan Gu to the point of screaming, and Yoyo is excited to go out to catch the pangolin again. Yifei and Mika prepare for a barbecue. They set up the barbecue grill, but realize that neither of them has brought the prepared chicken wings. Hu Yifei and Mika go to find Zeng Xiaoxian to ask for food, but Zeng Xiaoxian keeps focusing on setting up his new tent, only to see Zeng Xiaoxian set up a dumpling shaped tent, which makes Hu Yifei and Mika feel even hungrier. Yifei and Mika go to look for Yoyo Tang. Guan Gu is telling Yoyo a ghost story, but is startled by Mika and Hu Yifei who suddenly come in. (Yoyo and Mika Yifei went out hunting together, Guan Gu had to follow them.)
Yifei: Mika, you go over there and ambush, Sekiya Yoyo, you drive the prey to the stream, I'll make the fatal blow
Sekiya: What fatal blow? Shockwave?
Yoyo: Yifi will be able to ninjutsu, shuriken is a basic skill ah.
Yifi (pointing to the sparrow in the tree): see the sparrow in the tree?
(Yifei picked up a stone on the ground to set up a pos a throw)
------- --------- nothing happened ---------- ------
YiYi: Ya, missed.
(At this point a pile of bird poop landed on Sekiya's head)
Sekiya: Birds are more accurate than you
Mika: Oops, that bird flew a little off, otherwise, it would have hit the rock.
(Yoyo wiped the bird poop off Guangu's head)
Yifei: Let me try again.
(After saying that, Yifi picked up the rock on the ground and threw it again, and the bird poop fell on Sekiya's head again)
Sekiya (disgusted): Yifi, you need to stop insulting Ninjutsu!
Yifi: Maybe it's because I'm so hungry, the technique is a bit on the cold side, but that's okay, true Ninjutsu relies not on brute force but on tactics and strategy
YoYo: You still come you have another way?
Yifi: Looks like I'll have to use the ---- dragnet technique passed down from the Hattori family
Sekiya: Wait (in Japanese) how come I've never heard of it before?
(A few people decide to use a cage to lure small animals to come, Sekiya's only ham sausage is taken as bait, but it ends up netting a fox dog, a few people think it's a white fox, but later realize that there is a collar around the fox's neck, and the fox takes advantage of the opportunity to escape. (Yoyo proposes to go mushroom picking, while Mika and Hu Yifei go fishing.)
Zi Qiao: Get out of the way and let me watch for two more minutes
Zhan Bo: Give it back to me, I haven't finished watching it yet
Zi Qiao: I borrowed it
Zhan Bo: They seem to have found us, they turned off the TV, it's all your fault you don't have anything to watch anymore
Zi Qiao: Oh no, I guess those two beauties came over here to find you
Zhan Bo (pointing at himself): what are they looking for me for?
Zi Qiao: Of course, they want to ask you about your crimes, or they will scold you and post you on the Internet so that everyone will be alerted to this pervert, or they will call the police and arrest you and detain you for ten days and half a month
Zhan Bo: It's not that bad
Zi Qiao: Who asked you to peep at them
Zhan Bo: I was looking at the TV screen
Zi Qiao: Ask them, and see if they believe me. Ziqiao: Go ask them, see if they believe you.
Zhanbo: Then you also have a share
Ziqiao: Who found these two targets
Zhanbo: Me.
Zi Qiao: This is not the end, Zhan Bo, this kind of scene you can not cope with, I advise you, hurry up and run
Zhan Bo (turned to run): What do you do,
Zi Qiao: Who let us be brothers, I will take care of it for you, hurry up and run, don't ever look back
(Zhan Bo flee)
Zi Qiao: HI
beauty A, Beauty B: That's him!
(Strong man walked out): Kid, you are quite creative, take a telescope, not to look at the stars, look at the girl!
Zi Qiao: No, you misunderstood, is a friend of mine
Strong man: where is it?
Zi Qiao: Why don't they come by themselves
Strong man: I'm their representative
Zi Qiao: Pacific Power Source?
Strong man: Guess again
Zi Qiao: Bodyguard
(Strong man shook his head)
Zi Qiao: Boyfriend
Strong man (pointing at Zi Qiao): I'll tell you what, they are me, sister-in-law!
(Zi Qiao looked at him incredibly, the strong man and Zi Qiao fought)
Mika: Come here, come here, sister to tell you a story, once upon a time there was a small fish, it saw a fish hook, and then ah ah a bite bite, I did not realize that this is a gift from God, from now on it is happy and happy with God, come on, come on, I have a fish hook here, only one chance to miss it.
Yifei (looking at Mika): Can you really talk to fish?
Mika: Of course I can, but I don't know if the fish can understand me
(Suddenly, Mika smelled the barbecue smell, and remembered that there was a barbecue stall in the place where they rented the tent, so they came there)
Mika: It's so delicious
Yifei: This one's delicious
Mika: It's so full
Yifei: I can't eat it anymore, I have eaten barbecue all my life. I can't eat any more, I've eaten more barbecues in my life than I have today
Meijia: We're just focusing on what we've eaten, and they must still be hungry! If you don't take some back to them
Yifei: Good idea, buy boss, grill another 30 strings of chicken wings, 30 strings of chicken breast to take away
Buy boss: ￥%% ...... ￥%%......&￥
Yifei: ah?
Buy boss: %&*&......*&￥......
Yifei, Mika: we do not understand
Buy boss: we areclose. close. you know
Buy boss: We areclose. you know
Yifei: Speak Chinese
Buy Boss: Two beauties, we are closing
Mika: Why? It's so early
Buy Boss: &@#￥*@#￥
Yifei: (coughing)
Buy Boss: Buy Boss: Buy Boss, you guys are almost done with what I brought out today
Yifei: But we've only eaten so much
Buy Boss: This is all that's left to me, so look at it, do you guys want it or not?
Yifei (looked at): forget it, pack it up and take it away
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Yifei and Mika brought back seafood is simply not enough for everyone to eat, Zhanbo coincidentally (came back and took out a big pile of food from his own bag)
The crowd said together: No way!
Zhanbo: You guys didn't ask me again
(Zeng Xiaoxian let out a long and big burp)
Yuyao: It seems that everyone is full, why don't you eat, Mika?
Mika: Eh 。。。。 To tell you the truth, I found the barbecue stall with Yifei, we both came back with full stomachs
Zeng Xiaoxian (shouted): what, it's too much, I've worked so hard to set up the tent, and the two of you went to eat barbecue!
Guanyu: Yifei really came back after eating enough?
(Yifei wolfed down her food)
(The crowd waited until it was time for the meteor shower)
Zeng Xiaoxian: Grant me a new special skill, I want to breathe fire, spit out water, invisibility, see-through, and move instantly
Yifei: Superstition, look, Zhanbo more science
Zhanbo: If you say Pegasus Meteor Shower, would you grant me a set of Pegasus Sacred Clothes!
YouYou: I'm so excited, there's still a minute left before I can see the legendary meteor shower
Yifei: How come I can't even see the moon?
Zi Qiao: It's blocked by dark clouds. The moonlight is still flickering.
Zeng Xiaoxian: The moon is short-circuiting?
Yifei: Idiot, it's lightning!
YouYou: So before the meteor shower comes, there will be lightning
Guanyu: Lightning brings not a meteor shower, this is.
Crowd yells: thunderstorm
(after which escapes back to the tent)
Zeng Xiaoxian gets soaked by the rain
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