Just after Valentine's Day, it is the Lantern Festival.
Beautiful lover, family. They are all reunited.
And we ..... (said to leave)
Li Ai (on the phone) (they embrace each other) (Mary is leaving, too, and He Jiong stops him).
Come on! Let me give you one last hug.
Li En (I couldn't hold it three times ~ ~)
I didn't eat less during the Spring Festival.
Don't be too hard on yourself, Li. Come as usual. Let me hug you (He Jiong jumps)
Li threw up a lot during the New Year.
How's it going? Have I gained weight?
Come on, Lila, if you were thinner, you could fly.
I don't want to leave.
Lee, I don't want to.
What should I do?
He Ma, alas ~ ~ ~
I don't want to go (cough, manager Du comes out)
Chief Hemadu ~ ~
Du, you said I would rest here. Why are you yelling at me? this is
He Ma (defense) Du Zong
Don't let me go.
Me too, Li.
Du gave a sigh. It's not that I want you to go, it's mainly the above meaning. How well did you say the advertisement for super happy insoles was done last year? But ... you said ... six pairs a year! Sell three pairs, lose three pairs, return three pairs, our company will go bankrupt! We have to lay off staff. One of you must leave! ! PK (putting on airs)
Li Shifu (clenching fist), you once said that the master leads the door, and practice depends on the individual! Therefore ... (photo taken in He Jiong) I can't bear to say that Master can't trap wolves or sell insoles. I am so hungry ~ ~ I am offended.
Please. ..... Please leave me alone, master.
Lee?
Master Sun, I'm miserable, you know? ! Why do I care so much about this profession is because I am so frustrated in love. I tell you, in fact, I have had a crush on a girl for many years. (Mary was surprised) I began to like her when I was a minor (Mary pointed at him), but she ignored me all the time. One Valentine's Day in April 1, she called me and said,' Come to my house to play, there is no one at home'. So I ran away with joy. When I arrived at their door, I knocked on the door for more than five hours and found that there was really no one! Later, I learned that April 1 is not Valentine's Day, but April 5! After years, I finally got her in the way. Unexpectedly, she offered to meet me in the hotel room. (Wow, Mary) At 9: 30, I dressed up and came to the door of the hotel room, with flowers in my hand. The door opened when I rang the doorbell. I saw dim lights and flickering candlelight. She dressed in ecstasy and dragged me to sit down by the bed. She is next to me and I am next to her. She only has eyes for me, and I only have eyes for her. She said to me very sweetly and gently,' Have you ever heard of Amway?'
Li (depressed) Oh ~ ~
Sun (more depressed) I'm leaving ~ ~ ~
Li Shifu, you're ... you're miserable.
Now you know how important this profession is to me.
Li (nods) Yes.
You Na, go.
Woli no.6 branch
Hey (back)?
Li Shifu, you don't know. Actually, I'm worse than you. I heard that my life is like this ... I was born in dystocia, so my father died as soon as I landed. My mother ran away from home behind my back. Walking, I suddenly said,' Mom, why are you still moving forward? Don't you feel lonely when I'm hanging on a branch ~ ~ (motioning with his hand) Come back! ! But ... but my shouting is of no help to a blind mother! Later, out of desperation, I supported myself with a handful of excrement and a handful of rice. Tell me, which of us is more miserable? !
It's all pretty miserable ~ ~ ~
Du, I think you are both miserable, but I can't help it if my sales performance can't go up.
Li (sweet voice) Manager Du ~ ~ Speaking of sales, this is my strong point. Manager Du, why don't I explain my superb Markov sales method to you?
Du ok ok ~ ~
Li (transferred to He Jiong) Hi ~ ~ ~ Is Mr. Li here to buy insoles?
Me?
Li, am I talking to a ghost Are you here to buy insoles?
what do you think?
Liwow！ I'm really smart! Just guessing. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? The insoles here are different from those in other stores. Because it's very, very magical. You must put it in your shoes. ...
Bah! ! ! ! ! ~~
Inside ... and then the insole. If you put a condom around your neck, it is a kneepad. (covering her eyes) Put it here. This is an eye patch. Or you can ... put it here and put it here ~ ~ ~
Give me five pairs!
Liva! I sold it.
Put it all in her mouth! (Turning to the other side) Manager Du! (Du Zong sighs) Du Zong ~ ~ ~ (coquetry)
Du's going ~ ~ ~ Do you think her sales method will make guests feel disgusted, even disgusting?
Du, I think we should be supercilious to our customers! The key point is to seize the customer's heart, and hippo begins to compete first (driving ~ ~ ~)
Li (sweet) Du Zong ~ ~ ~
Ai Du ~ ~ ~ You come (pointing to Mary)
Lee (looking at He Jiong) Stop! ... little brother! You're here to buy insoles, right?
Hum ~ ~ Do you have the habit of making guests stand and talk?
Li doesn't have a little brother. Come on, little brother, sit down.
Has this stool been disinfected?
I didn't ~ ~ I screwed up for you.
You have bacteria in your mouth, right?
Li didn't ~ ~ Then I'll wipe it for you ... Brother, what kind of insole do you want to buy?
I'm sorry, you're just here to talk business.
Lena River ... What else do you want?
Thirst!
Yi Li ~ ~ ~ ~
Is there a charge for 82 years old? Laofei is the kind of exotic wine with high spirits.
Li didn't ~ ~
What about Erguotou?
Li didn't ~ ~
How about coffee?
Li didn't ~ ~
What about boiled water?
Li didn't ~ ~
What about tap water?
Li didn't ~ ~ (He Jiong is impatient) ... OK ~ ~ But little brother, we sell insoles here, and the bathers go next door.
I am here to buy insoles!
Li Ge, how big are those shoes?
what did you say ? !
Li, what big feet are those?
How can you just ask? Don't always involve other people's privacy! Would you be happy if I asked you directly how old you are?
Li (clutching his chest) didn't ~ ~
Close (turn to the other side) Manager Du! Look at her! Never say no ~ ~ The last thing a guest wants to hear is no! I'm telling you, as soon as she opens it, she has everything.
In ... how to talk! Teacher Du, I summed it up. I think our insoles are not selling well this year, mainly because the advertisements are too single. Well, I thought of some very reliable advertisements for you. ...
what do you think? Didn't we come up with it together?
Li, I think too much. 99.999% of it is me (they are fighting for the front again) (driving ~ ~ ~ controlling ~ ~).
Du, you two come together ~ ~
Manager Du Ji, let me introduce you. In order to diversify advertisements, we have launched many different series. First of all, aiming at mature people, we launched a nostalgic article of super happy insole advertisement (Mary came on stage with a bag on her back).
Li is super happy ~ ~ super happy ~ ~
When I was a child, I couldn't sit still when I heard super happy cries.
Plum (holding the insole and smelling it) has a strong fragrance and two pieces are warm. Super happy insole, warm and intimate.
He Ma (singing together) put it on the mat, no, no, and increase it ~ ~ ~ (laughing at each other) ~ ~
General Manager Guan Du, for the sake of the students, we also launched an inspirational article in the advertisement of Super Happy. (child's voice) Mom doesn't have to worry about me anymore. ...
Li Jia! ! You used this last year.
Sun, you're here.
Li (singing again) kisses me if you love me, and hugs me if you love me. I study well, and my parents are not worried. Cushion is super happy, brain game computer! ! ~~
Super happy insole, the national sales champion for six consecutive years! Connected insoles can stink the earth twice.
Li is super happy ...
Hema, you stink! Whoosh ~ ~ ~
With the popularization of Encyclopedia, we have also launched a health article of Super Happy Advertisement.
Li (serious) Do you still cook mung beans every day?
Are you still chewing raw eggplant to prevent cancer?
Hema, no! Don't! Don't!
Give all the problems of Sun's body to Super Happy.
Li (pretending to be a foreigner), how are you? (serious expression) Not good ~ ~ (normal voice) I am super happy, my stomach hurts, and (foreigner's) stomach acid has nothing to do with me ~ ~
Not just good for the stomach.
Rheumatism ~ ~
stiff neck
Li constipation ~ ~
lose one's hair
Beautiful tinnitus ~ ~
I itch (pointing to a place)
Beautiful gums are swollen and painful ~ ~ ~
Guan (pointing to Mary) gynecological inflammation.
Li (pointing to He Jiong) can't have children ~ ~
We are all super happy! ! The mat is healthier ~ ~ ~ Shh ~ ~ (The phone rings)
Hey, Du ~ ~ Ah, Manager Shen. Oh ~ ~ OK ~ ~ OK ~ ~ I see ~ ~ Ah, did you eat Yuanxiao on the Lantern Festival? What's the filling? Ah, it's dead. Ah, wait.
Manager Du Li, what do you say?
Du is like this. Just now, it conveyed a point ..... I think it's not bad. (Mary is very happy) Another good news is that we have sold a pair! ! So, we escaped the economic crisis, and both of you stayed! !
(He Jiong and Mary are beaming) Great! Come on, come on ~~ I'll give you a hug.
Li Jia! ! ~ ~ ~ I'm having a hard time. Come on! As usual, let me hug you! (He Jiong just wants to go forward and is stopped by Du Haitao)
Du! Why don't you hug me, hehehe ~ ~ ~
Li (surprised) I'll go ~ ~ ~ ~
(Three people running together, end of stepping down)