Patted me on the head and said, I'll pay 3 thousand for the concussion
Patted my tonsils and said, it's your turn to talk.
Pat me: health code, quack green
Patted my stomach and bounced off.
Pat my milk tea and say, this one is on me.
Pat my cell phone. The screen is broken. Pay for it!
Patted my mansion and accidentally collapsed.
Patted my fat and stole ten pounds.