I don't know where Wang Leifeng got his interest after class today, but I talked about his team leader again. He said humorously, "am I not the leader of our group?" So, I am now the "pig leader", you are all piglets, I am the keeper, managing you! If a little pig doesn't listen, I will use the method of little pig! First, those who don't eat should be whipped, and second, those who don't study hard should cost eight yuan. We adopt a scoring system, with 5 points at a time, and it will be true if it reaches 100. "Everyone laughed at his words. A classmate said, "That depends on whether you can be the' pig boss'. Just after that, the bell rang. "Pig Leader" said, "Goodbye, little pigs." "forbear, pig dragon!" Although these ten minutes are short, they are full of laughter, so happy! Don't make people feel bored again.
I think: humor is something that makes people happy. If you say a lot of humor, you can make your resignation study full of vitality and happiness, no longer feel bored, and get too many adjustments in your heart. Such a humorous person will be loved by everyone.
A humorous person writes 400 words.
Around me, there are clean people, unruly people, unreasonable people and humorous people. By the way, the funniest person in my memory is my aunt. What happened to my aunt now makes me want to laugh. Sometimes I wake up laughing even when I sleep. On a sunny morning, I went to my aunt's house to study. At this time, my uncle went to my aunt and said carefully, "Give me some pocket money! No money! " Said and handed the aunt's wallet.
Aunt slowly took out a 50-cent bill from her wallet and handed it to her uncle. I saw that his eyes widened and he looked at the change as if to say, "It's really change!" "Then a dime ticket came out. Seeing this, we were all amused. I think the change should be five yuan and ten yuan. I didn't expect my aunt to take out a dime ticket Such a small ticket is not often spent by us children, let alone adults.
! Aunt took out one piece after another and took it four times before she took out ninety cents. Wow! Not even a dollar! At this time, my uncle deliberately pouted and said, "Why are there so few?" ? There are more beggars giving alms than this! "Aunt said humorously," don't you want to change? I just give you change! " Uncle said, "ninety cents is not enough to take a bus! Not enough for a bottle of mineral water! Not enough to buy a bag of steamed bread! "After hearing this, the aunt finally took out two ten-yuan RMB and gave it to the uncle, who picked up the money." That's more like it, "she said and left with a smile. Aunt, how humorous!
I'm getting more and more humorous. In my life, I am humorous. My classmates call me "pistachio".
On Saturday morning, I went to my classmate's house to play. The community where her family lives is shaded by trees, full of flowers and beautiful scenery. I am in a good mood, skipping while singing.
Walking under a building, suddenly, from the sky, a basin of water splashed on me. This is a basin of dishwashing water, which smells like detergent. The water is running down my cheek, which itches. As soon as I touch my nose, a wisp of seaweed hangs down. Look at the clothes again. It's over. This is a new dress. First time to wear it! The wind is blowing and I feel a little cold. Who is so wicked to throw water on the road? I looked up and saw a face sticking out of the balcony. That's a young aunt. I was about to swear, but on second thought, it is wrong for primary school students to swear. Besides, if the child scolds her, she won't admit her mistake.
In desperation, I said, "Aunt, do you have any soap?" Now that you have spilled water, wash it clean. "
My aunt blushed and said shyly, "it's my aunt's fault, little friend." You shouldn't pour water indiscriminately. Do you want me to change you into a clean dress? "
"No, my home is not far from here. I ran back. " I said that and ran away.
Later, I met the aunt several times on the road, and she has corrected the habit of pouring water indiscriminately. She warmly welcomed me to her house to play, and her daughter and I really became friends.
The composition of the most humorous person is 400 words. He is a humorous and nonsense boy. He is the most humorous person in our class and the most veritable "pistachio" in our class. He is my deskmate-Kim, known as "Han Baobao" (hamburger).
A naturally curly black hair, a pair of heavy eyebrows and a pair of intense eyes, his eyelashes are surprisingly long, even longer than girls, a cherry-like mouth, always smiling sweetly, and sometimes always playing dumb. I think if he has shiny black hair, he must be a lovely "doll".
Him! He likes talking nonsense and doesn't know the time and place. He always likes to make fun of every minute in class. If he has a chance to show himself, he will definitely show his skill here and never let go of every minute.
On one occasion, the teacher criticized Huangfu for being indecent. A boy twisted when he walked, so he should correct it, and there should be no bad behavior. At this moment, he immediately jumped out, imitated Huangfu's classmates, wriggled and walked past the podium. He blew a few kisses from time to time to show that the students applauded. The teacher gave him a hard look. He was not nervous and handled it easily. He also asked the teacher if he did it right. The whole class burst into laughter, and the classroom suddenly exploded. Seeing this, he was still very proud and twisted back to his seat.
He asks Mr. Zhang to give him "cigarette fat" (chalk dust) every day. If he doesn't wear it for a day, he will feel uncomfortable and his fur will itch. He also proudly said to me, "well, the teacher didn't put it on you." I envy you! " The teacher's cigarettes are surprisingly fat! I deleted it the day before yesterday and got more than 90 points. I didn't erase it yesterday. I only got over 80 points in the exam. I must erase it more in the future to make myself smarter. "After that, he asked the teacher to wipe it for him every day. When he wiped it, he didn't forget to praise himself, snickered sweetly, held his head high while laughing, and made a face of contending with heaven.
Although he loves to be funny and unreasonable, he is not careless about his studies. He is diligent and studious. I heard that he set himself a learning goal of surpassing the first, which I appreciate very much.
Me! He wrote a doggerel for him: Jin Han turned around and scared two cows in the river; Jin Haner turned around and Liu Xiang changed to playing table tennis; When Kim turned around, Halley's comet hit the earth.
This is the pistachio burger in our class-Kim.
Example 2:
Hou, a famous crosstalk master, often used humor to solve his illness during his hospitalization, which made his patients very happy: "When I sleep, snoring is necessary. What's the trick? That's a lot of thunder and little rain, which can shout the dead alive. A friend asked my' tribal tiger' to sell abroad and earn some foreign exchange. I said modestly: No! No way! Far from it, I was' fooling around'. The man added, this is even more remarkable. " Blind beating can kill the dead alive, and it is even worse to open your eyes. I say this is bolder. Didn't you hit an earthquake of magnitude 8 in the blink of an eye? ”。
In medicine, humor has become a panacea for many diseases such as mental depression. There is a humor clinic in Kansas, USA, where doctors dress up as Chaplin or circus clowns, and the clinic also shows recorded photos of comedies and humorous plays. The founder of this clinic is the famous psychologist Dr. Richard. The purpose of the program is to relieve the mental stress of patients with neurosis, depression and autism, gastrointestinal dysfunction, and even advanced cancer, and to establish the belief of overcoming the disease, so as to make the effect of drugs and surgery better.
Happy humor can bring people health, but remember, don't use it to hurt people. Misuse of humor may hurt others' hearts, increase others' distress and hurt themselves.
My new classmate is really humorous. 400-word composition 1: My classmate
He is tall, very straight. A pair of watery eyes embedded in the round goose egg face is very magical. Under his eyes is his straight nose, and Zhang Yuanyuan's big red mouth has been an "old neighbor" for ten years! He is a very caring classmate and likes to help others. He is my classmate Liu Zeyu.
One day in self-study class, I made a mistake in my homework, so I looked for an eraser in my pencil box, but I couldn't find it. I started rummaging through the table again, but I couldn't find it for a long time. Oh, what is it? I'm as anxious as a cat on hot bricks-running around. Then I patted my head and remembered that I must have left my homework in my schoolbag yesterday. what can I do? This is only the first class! At this moment, Liu Zeyu just handed in his exercise book and came over. Seeing that I was in such a hurry, he asked me with concern, "What's the matter with you? Why are you in such a hurry? " I replied helplessly, "I forgot to bring my eraser." Liu Zeyu went on to say, "Then you can use my eraser." After that, he handed me a black eraser, and I was very grateful. After the first class, I went over to thank Liu Zeyu: "Liu Zeyu, thank you." He said, "Never mind, good friend, you don't have to be so polite. This eraser can be returned to me after school today. I am afraid that some students don't bring school tools, but bring an eraser and ruler every day. "
I didn't know much about Liu Zeyu before, but after listening to his words, I knew he was a helpful classmate. I'm really glad to have such a good classmate.
Chapter 2: My classmates.
With shiny black hair, black pearl eyes and a small cherry mouth that can make people smile, she is my classmate-Wang Ziqi. Because she is funny, we all call her "the king of funny".
I remember a spring outing, I was with her. When I was bored, she suddenly said that she wanted to jump rope. I was taken aback and thought: This place is too small, how can it accommodate her skipping rope? Besides, neither she nor I brought a rope. Just when I was imagining things, don't say that she really jumped up. When I saw it, alas, it turned out to be empty-handed! Just as she was jumping vigorously, a bang startled me. When I looked intently, it turned out that her snack bag was trampled by her, which was a false alarm. I thought she fell. At this moment, the voice of "di-er-"rang again. I thought it was an ambulance. Looking closely, it turned out that it was the "funny king" who pretended to cry and made us laugh.
If you think she can only be funny, you are all wet. She is not only funny, but also famous for her quick thinking in our class.
Once in class, the teacher asked us to continue compiling the text. Because it was difficult, no one in the class raised their hands and everyone was thinking. She thought quickly and raised her hand. "The bird came to the reindeer's house ..." It was written quickly and wonderfully, and the teacher praised her all the time.
I want to be good friends with her all my life and learn from her.
Chapter 3: My classmates
There is a best friend among my classmates. His name is Feng Chengyuan.
He looks cool. My eyes are black and round, but I always like to squint when taking pictures. The mouth is big and wide, and it is particularly charming to smile. His hair was short, and he stood there with his back straight, just like a soldier.
Little soldier is very agile. Adf remembers that once, the monitor "Brother Tang" brought a lot of angry bird erasers, and everyone gathered around to watch. He is small. He jumped to the first one, reached for a lot of erasers, and then suddenly turned it over and turned it over to another table. Tang Ge was so angry that he immediately turned into an angry bird and ran after it quickly. The "little soldier" turned into a little monkey, jumping up and down, turning the table all over the classroom and making it a mess. This is a painful experience for our labor Committee, and it takes a long time to sort it out.
"Little Soldier" is also very quiet sometimes. His greatest hobby is playing the flute. He told me that he has been fond of this instrument since his parents signed him up for flute playing classes. Every day when I come home from school, I will spend an hour practicing playing the flute. And it wasn't arranged by his parents, it was what he wanted. He also said that if the school allowed him to bring a flute, he would like to play there all day. Although I have never seen him play with my own eyes, I think he must be intoxicated when he plays the flute.
My best friend is cool, cute, educated and good at fighting. You must envy me having such a classmate, right?
I write 400 words. Who am I? Tang * *. A Zhang Yuanyuan full of tricks, a Zhang greatly face, a pair of modest eyes, a mouth full of words, a pair of naughty little hands, chubby figure is neither tall nor short.
There are many naughty things in my history. It often makes adults laugh and cry. For example, once, because I was playing a gun game in my dormitory. I ran from the left bedroom to the right bedroom. This is not good. I'm trapped. I fell to the ground and the "enemy" came. I stood up and ran to the bedroom on the left, slamming the door. Ah, not so good. I pushed the door too hard and broke it. Alas! The game failed and we had to start repairing Monroe.
This is nothing, there are many things that make people laugh and cry. In summer, my favorite fruit is watermelon, and my mother always buys me three or four at home. And I always wolf down one every day, and I can finish one every three or two times. The dog sitting next to him-ugly, woof, woof, woof barked several times, as if to say, "I want to eat, too, little master …" Looking at his anxious little face, I came up with an idea to put watermelon skin on his ugly little head as a hat. Ha ha laugh ... ha ha laugh ... ugly is proud of having a mini helmet. Dogs running around the house wearing helmets seem to show off their beautiful headgear. Make our whole family laugh.
My cute, funny and naughty tricks made our family laugh.
Chapter three: My naughty composition in grade three.
If one day you meet a boy with a big mouth, white teeth and bright eyes in the street, you will definitely ask, "Who is that naughty boy?"
That is me. Let me tell you my naughty story.
One day, my father was taking a nap, where I watched TV and played with toys. Bored, begging for S, I suddenly thought of an idea to relieve boredom.
I took out my paint box. I first painted the brush red next to my father's left eye, and then painted green next to my father's right eye.
Draw a nose with purple, and then draw a mouth with yellow. My father became a strange clown, with a red left eye, a green right eye, a purple nose and a yellow mouth.
After painting, I giggled. When my father woke up, he was about to shave. He screamed for a long time when he looked in the mirror. My father washed his face quickly and washed the paint off his face.
I am such an interesting child, do you want to make friends with me?
Chapter Four: Naughty Me
I am a nine-year-old boy, and I am in Grade Three this year. He is of medium height, with a flat head and a clean face. He has three small moles, which I call the "iron triangle". Half a cheek, smiling and revealing cute dimples.
Although I look gentle, I am actually a naughty child, who likes to joke, speaks humorously and sometimes is a little careless.
I often forget to stuff my underwear into my pants. One day at dinner, my mother saw a white vest outside my sweater. My mother said, "Look at your clothes?" I looked down and stuck out my tongue embarrassedly. I joked, "I sell basketball. My hula hoop can be used as a hula hoop and a swimming hoop. I can take them everywhere, which is cheap and affordable. " After listening to my "selling" sound, my angry mother shook her head happily, scraped my little nose with her fingers and helped me put my pants in. So, I got a nickname-"ring peddler". A few days later, I came home from school and forgot to put my underwear in my pants. My mother saw it after work and asked me humorously, "ring seller, how much is your ring?" I quickly put my clothes in order and proudly said to my mother, "I don't want to sell today." The whole family laughed.
This is me who is humorous, naughty and a little careless. Do you like me like this?
Chapter 5: Very naughty when I was a child [400 words] Zhan Ganhao.
Everyone has a childhood, so what was it like when you were a child? I was very naughty when I was a child.
At that time, there was a cat in my neighbor's house, which kept walking around our garden and meowing from time to time, which made me unable to calm down and do my homework. I think this annoying guy must cure you!
On this day, just eating fish, it came again. As soon as I saw it, I had a brainwave and lured it with fish! How interesting it would be to make it complete! So I put a lot of leftover fish and bones in the garden, waiting for it to come near. I hid myself behind the door, ready to take it down while it was eating fish.
At first, it was wary of me. After a while, finally, I couldn't resist the temptation of the fish, came forward and ate it very well. God-given opportunity, do it quickly! While it had just finished eating the first fish and was about to eat the second fish, I reached out and pounced on it.
Who knows, the cat suddenly hid and came straight at me. I was frightened at this time, so I quickly closed the door. But it's too late. The cat came at me fiercely, and my legs were pulled by its sharp claws, and my blood flowed. After many twists and turns, I finally kept the cat out of the door. This wound won't heal until primary school.
This incident taught me a profound lesson. I will never offend that cat again.
My advantage in writing 400 words is humor.
My good friend E and I are both humorous. Students are often laughed at by us, but humor sometimes annoys us.
The popular "writing letters" in our class (actually passing small notes and chatting) is really boring. I complained and stretched myself. At this time, the waste paper in the trash can caught my attention, and an idea came into being. Why can't I see what they wrote? With this in mind, I made a random note. Looks like little e is coming to join in the fun. You have no idea how ridiculous the contents of the letter are;
You will fold a flying saucer with me after class. Well, I'll take a piss on the way. ...
Seeing this, I can't help laughing. I don't know who is so naive. "What are you doing?" The battalion chief, also our "natural enemy", came up with a crooked trick. He looks like an old man in Beijing Opera. Then I took another piece of paper, which happened to be the composition written by his good friend. Now, he is a little unhappy. "What are you doing? Look at other people's privacy? " "Well ... I just saw a dung beetles who looks like you get into the trash can ..." "According to other people's privacy, I look like dung beetles. What are your plans? " In this way, we were misunderstood. It's like drinking a glass of lemon juice Very sour.
This time, I compiled a Q version of Wulin, which set off an upsurge in my class. Everyone praised our humor and wit. Just like eating honey, my heart is sweet.
Another classmate accidentally fell down and cried, and my heart was bitter and spicy. I should be happy because I have never liked this classmate, but I feel sorry for him.
Hey ~ this is the humorous me. You must think it's ridiculous!
My humor teacher
Speaking of our teacher Lei, he is a glib talker. He not only talked endlessly, but also made everyone laugh, because the teacher's teaching level was first-class! Look! The following is a humorous clip of Teacher Lei!
Scene 1:
This is a math class. The bell rang "Ding Rinrin". Miss Lei walked into the classroom and looked around. Look! The students were still talking. Instead of "drinking" as before, the teacher went to the podium, picked up the pointer and knocked on the table three times. The students froze and soon quieted down. The teacher smiled and said, "The gavel has been shot three times. Why are there people talking down there? " ""gavel? Hahaha! "My classmate was convulsed by Teacher Lei, and the car couldn't stop for a while.
Scenario 2:
"What do you mean by inverse relationship and inverse quantity? Read it again!" No one dares to neglect the teacher's command, but some students are impatient and read first, which leads to disharmony. The result is uneven reading. Finally, the reading effect is like this: "affirmation" and "affirmation". Teacher Lei didn't criticize anyone directly, but pretended to be puzzled and said, "Are you singing a duet?" "Ha ha ha!" The next answer was another burst of laughter.
Scenario 3:
"I remember the proportion. There is a classmate in the class ... yes, it is Tang, and Tang first worked out the proportion result of this side. This method is also effective, but it is only
It's just crooked ways. This book is about correct martial arts. As long as you knock people down, it is good martial arts! ""good martial arts! Don, you are learning crooked martial arts! Hahaha! "
This is my head teacher, Miss Lei. Is it humorous? I especially like Mr. Lei's teaching method, which can not only make students firmly remember the knowledge in the textbook, but also make students relax in the intense study and enliven the lifeless atmosphere in the classroom. It's killing two birds with one stone!
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