(This is the best and most helpless choice. )
2. Avoid priests on lava bridges. .......
Think back to Blackstone Pagoda. When you were a swordsman or an epic hunter, when you jumped off the lava bridge, you must have seen this death lesson in your eyes ...
If you are in PVP, don't go to Blackstone Mountain alone.
The dense bones speak for themselves. In the era of MC and Black Wings, Blackstone Mountain may become a new battlefield at any time.
4. In PvP, you meet thoughtful people, not program-controlled NPCs.
(No one doesn't understand this)
5. There are no paladins in World of Warcraft.
(Note that this is not a sick sentence. If you don't understand, please call the primary school Chinese teacher for advice immediately. )
It is very foolish to chase a thief to jump the mountain. It's even more stupid to chase the mage and jump over the mountain. Chasing a priest to jump over a mountain is more stupid than chasing a mage. The action of chasing the paladin and jumping off the mountain can't be described as stupid.
(If you don't understand, please consult the above occupations)
7. Don't insult Gamore.
The old cow kneeling in Augeri Ma Hotel was told a sad story by a nosy person, and only the thief knew the truth.
8. Greedy people are often not greedy.
In the same way, people who need things often don't need them. )
9. Don't make your girlfriend angry because of wow. She is stronger than a warlock.
(PS: The warlock in this section is a warlock before TBC)
10, don't keep pestering the mage for water and food. The other person is also a gamer, not an NPC.
No matter how kind a mage is, he will worry about these things.
1 1. Please don't forget to feed your pet. He is your friend, too.
(Hunter, always see clearly the state of Chu Chu Ying ... This article is not suitable for warlocks)
12, don't be surprised by the server card.
Kaka is healthier/Are you stuck today? )
13, if you choose PVE, don't show off how good your equipment is to PVP friends.
(unless you like being abused)
14, knight, remember that the forgotten are not undead.
(If all knights are Tirion wading)
15, unless you are a graduate student who wants to experience work, don't download 40 copies.
(If you don't understand this sentence, please consult the old players in the MC era)
16, if you think the expansion is well equipped, you can wait for the last expansion.
(It will come true in the near future)
17. When someone asks you how to leave or dissolve the guild, please answer carefully.
When you kindly type /gquit, you not only tell others how to leave the guild, but also demonstrate it yourself. )
18, this is really just a game.
(It's really not just a game ...)
19, remember to wash your hands before touching the boss.
Be sure to wash your hands, even if you bring lucky rabbit feet and red hands. )
20. Marlin Norfogg's business has been very good.
A successful businessman, despite harmony, his potions are still popular.
2 1, the hunter said: Give me a step ~ I can create a world! It says on the steps: I created the whole world.
No matter how awesome a hunter is, he needs a step ...
22. Copy is a hotbed for BOSS. They breed quickly here. A while is fast, a week is slow. All bosses can breed the next generation with exactly the same characteristics.
(You can study whether they have a certain belief and can be resurrected in the same place after death ... Brother Chun smiles brilliantly! )
23. Don't be naive to think that there is an absolutely safe place to avoid the boss.
(In the copy, if you mess with any monster, there will be two consequences. Either you die or he dies, and they will never compromise. )
24. When you want to give up, go to Wooser and your courage will come back.
Virtual things will give us a lot of enlightenment in reality, if you feel it carefully.
25, soldiers, always stand in front of teammates.
When I was playing with soldiers, the most common sentence I heard was: Even if soldiers are dead, they should try their best to stall all monsters.
26. The president of T3 whom you admire infinitely is probably the hooligan in an underground Internet cafe downstairs.
(In the same way, the blue-green mage who was ruthlessly kicked out of the team and silently cancelled because the Dharma damage was less than 1200 was probably your class teacher in middle school. )
27. Thieves also worry about lack of money.
(Labor makes you rich)
28. Don't lose the 22-pound catfish.
What you need to cherish is not T6, not enchanted materials, but the fish given to you by a short man.
29. Everyone has a Brokeback Mountain in his heart.
I'm talking nonsense, but I'm listening.
Don't have any illusions about Princess, it's not a Japanese-Korean game.
Princess Malaton told us this truth with bloody reality.
3 1, a famous person once said: Life itself is meaningless, and only death can let you know the true meaning of human nature.
(Mograine is a good comrade ...)
32. Before entering the portal of the mage, please see where this portal leads.
Don't complain about the mage unless he wants to embarrass you.
33. The strongest equipment in the game is your comrades. The consequence of cheating teammates is that no teammates can cheat.
You can't explain this sentence, you can only understand it with your heart.
34. Please don't expect the monthly card from 9C.
Don't expect 163 to send a monthly card. )
35. Equipment can only explain one thing: your game time.
Most importantly, time is money.
36. There are no BUG occupations, only BUG players.
(endless bugs)
I think we can analyze which race or occupation is stronger from the name. .....
Someone is right. It's true that the blood dragon looks whiter than the white rabbit.
38. When you meet players from the opposite camp in the wild, please put on your tribe/alliance badge as soon as possible.
(fear, ice ring, coma buster)
39, soldiers to the left, heaven to the right.
What a spectacular sentence! )
40, there is a tendency to kill, please choose a thief; Please choose a mage if you have a tendency to spoof; Those who are prone to abuse, please choose druids!
（.............)
4 1, don't look at the fight between knights and druids on the road. Time is money, my friend!
Do you like watching soap operas? )
42. Don't use the distance between two points on the map to calculate the flight time. There is no straight line on the route.
(Blizzard's explanation is to let players enjoy the scenery of Azeroth, but unfortunately we use the point card ...)
43. Hunters can only "pretend to be dead" and cannot "commit suicide"; The hunter is really dead if he doesn't get up in six minutes. . .
Many people try to prove this truth by death.
Finally, this is not the end: the years before the age of 60 are definitely happier than the years after the age of 60 ... please cherish!
Some people scoff at this sentence, and some people are deeply touched.