A: Thinking about nothing but two results: see the effect, see the laughter.
2. Q: Why arrange for people who can't be together to meet?
A: Not every encounter will have a result, but every encounter will have a significance, and the appearance of some people will teach you to grow.
3. Q: What is real love?
A: Love, should make people become gentle and brave, not from time to time make people feel aggrieved and compromised.
4. Q: Often feel that I am the most unfortunate person in the world, why God always punish me alone?
A: can not go out of their own obsession, to where are prisoners.
5. Q: Will time really make people forget many people or things?
A: Time is not the antidote, but there is an antidote in time.
6: Q: feel hopeless in life, heavy schoolwork, do not want to live how to do?
A: Ghosts pick the weak to get on, Buddha picks the good to suffer.
8. This laughter can not be laughed without a few years of asthma.
9. I didn't hesitate to like it when I saw someone fall down!
10. At first I thought it was bronze, but I didn't realize it was a king.
11. You never know how rich those who look poor, but I'm not the same, I'm poor ......
12. The same lumbar disc, why are you so prominent. The same nine years of compulsory education, why are you so good.
13. Not afraid of BMW and Land Rover, afraid of Volkswagen with letters underneath.
14. You are not a saving grace, followed 200 are beautiful!
15. young man you if you are kidnapped you blink.
16. cheating wife don't lose, stick on the egg liquid, wrapped in breadcrumbs, deep-fried until golden, next door to the old king are greedy to cry.
17. Can you use the halberd to peel a pear for me, or use the jade seal to smash walnuts for me, or really can't use the high-voltage wires to give me a bullet head of Dongfengbao, to give me a solution to the boredom of the child is also OK.
18. It seems that you can only come to noon to watch the jitterbug, because sooner or later will die laughing here!
19. It's a good thing I clicked pause for you, or you would have fallen into the pit.
20. If you have a favorite girl, send her a lipstick, at least when she kisses someone else, you still have a sense of involvement.