Worth it: spent fifty cents while pooping in a public restroom at a tourist attraction.
Water conservation: pooping in the woods.
Loopy: standing up after pooping, standing up and wanting to poop again.
Aftermath: after you come out of the bathroom, no one dares to go back in for eight hours.
Stammer: take a rabbit shit.
Snappy: a hammer blow.
Careful: crack a stick before flushing.
Stage fright: always wanting to go poop before a game.
Sharing: pooping with the door open.
Ecstasy: the feeling of a diarrhea after four days of constipation.
Dexterity: the ability to avoid splashing up in the toilet in time.
Sellout: bruises, purple cheeks, and shaking all over.
Haunted: feeling like you've pooped out and there are clearly still marks on the toilet paper, but you can't see anything in the toilet.
Savvy: Never takes time off work to poop.
Habit: Being on time every day and having to poop when it's time.
Drifting: can't poop, but always feels like it.
Lucky: Leaves marks at the bottom of the toilet that look like emergency brakes.
Unlucky: it's over before the pants come down.
Clean: no matter how much you wipe, you can't leave anything on the toilet paper.
Show-off: make sure everyone visits before flushing.
Ghost: There's poop in the toilet, but no one has ever been to the bathroom.
Courage: try to fart when you have a tummy upset.
Naughty: drawing a conch while pooping.
Risky: first flush, toilet fills up, does it flush a second time?
Hypocrisy: acting as if you're pooping, but not actually even letting out a fart.
Foresight: having enough rolls of paper to sit on the toilet immediately after taking a laxative.
Anxious: A family of three all have diarrhea, but there's only one bathroom.
Stubbornness: always floating on the surface of the water, how to flush can not be flushed away.
Sudden: pooping without any mental preparation, e.g., when farting, during a rectal exam, while making out with a loved one ......
Romantic: not being able to poop without music and coffee.
Straightforward: you can tell what you ate yesterday by your poop.
Platitude: three loud farts must precede every bowel movement.
1 A middle-aged couple was blessed with a son. The mother said, "What's the name of your son?" The father did not hear clearly, said "ah", so his son's name "ah" also. Three or five days later, the son again, his mother said, "What is the name of the young son?" His father let out a loud fart, so his second son was named "Fart". After a long time, the fart was imprisoned for a crime, ah visit the prison. The guards said, "What is your name?"
"Ah"
"What is your name"
"Ah"
"What do you want? " the caretaker raged.
Want to know what Ah want to say?
"I'll leave if you fart out!"
2
Teacher: "I have two questions; if you can reach the first one you don't need to answer the second one." "How many hairs do you have?" Teacher asks. "One hundred and twenty million." The student answers. "How do you know?" The teacher asks. "You don't need to answer the second question." The student said.
3 A traffic policeman just finished drinking out of the restaurant, found an old farmer driving an oxcart over. They want to joke with the old farmer. Traffic police went forward to call the old farmer, the old farmer: ask what is the matter? Traffic police said: your car has a license plate? The old farmer: no ah! This car with a license plate? Traffic police: of course! Do it right away. The old farmer thought for a moment, rushed into a nearby cultural supplies store, not a moment's work the old farmer took a handwritten license plate in the past on the back of the cattle car. The traffic police almost died of anger. This old farmer's handwritten license plate is: cattle B 74110
4 a township meeting, due to the harmonization, the mayor said; rabbits, shrimp, do not pulp melon, pickles are too expensive. (Comrades, townspeople, do not speak, now meeting.) The moderator said; pickles please sausage slurry melon. (Now ask the mayor to speak) The mayor said; rabbits, shrimp, today's meal dog eat, everyone is a big bastard. (Comrades, townspeople, today's meal is enough to eat, everyone make a big bowl.) Don't eat the sauce, I'll pick up a piece of dog shit for you to lick. (Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.) Someone might have eaten this shit. (Someone may know this story.)
5 Marry to my village, my village conditions are not bad: clothing basically rely on spinning, eat basically rely on the party, get rich basically rely on robbery, marry basically rely on thinking, transportation basically rely on walking, communication basically rely on roar, security basically rely on dogs, heating basically rely on shaking!
[Scene 1]
Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?
Boys a: do not smoke.
Teacher: No? Well, have a French fry.
a very naturally stretching out two fingers to take the ......
Teacher: do not smoke? Call the parents to ......
[Scene 2]
Teacher:Smoking?
Boys b:not smoke.
Teacher: No? Well, have a French fry.
b is careful to take the fries in the palm of his hand because he heard about a's situation.
Teacher: don't you want to dip it in ketchup?
b accidentally dipped it in too much, so he immediately flicked it with his finger ......
Teacher: the position of flicking the ashes is very skillful. Call the parents to ......
[Scene 3]
Teacher: smoking?
Boys c: no smoke.
Teacher: don't smoke, well, have a French fry.
c Because of the previous two examples very carefully sweating to finish the fries.
Teacher: Don't you want to bring one back to your classmates?
c took the fries and then smoothly clamped on the ear ......
Teacher: do not suck? Call your parents ......
[Scene 4]
Teacher: smoking?
Boys d: do not smoke.
Teacher: Very well, have a French fry.
d ate the fries with fear and trepidation.
Teacher: Don't you want to take one back to your classmates?
d carefully put the fries in his jacket pocket again.
The teacher suddenly shouted: the principal is coming!
d hurriedly took the fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on them with his feet ......
Teacher: Don't suck it up? Call the parents to come ......
[Scene 5]
Teacher: smoking?
Boys e: not smoking,
Teacher: very good, eat a french fry.
e just took the fries, the teacher said: do not invite me to eat?
e rushed to hand over the fries with both hands, and then took out a lighter ......
Teacher: Do not suck? Call the parents ......
[Scene 6]
Teacher: smoking?
Boys f: do not smoke.
Teacher: Very well, have a French fry.
f ate it with fear and trepidation.
Teacher: Suddenly, he shouted: the principal is coming!
f's palms were sweaty, but he calmly bowed his head and said: "Hello, Mr. Principal!
Teacher: The principal will smell the flavor of your mouth.
f pulled out french fries: no, it's still here, the fire has not been lit ......
[Scene 7]
Teacher: do you smoke or not?
Boy g: To God, absolutely no smoking.
Teacher: really don't smoke?
Teacher: I don't smoke.
g very naturally took the fries and ate them.
The teacher said: "I'm a good boy, what kind of french fries do you like?
g(proudly): 大中华......
[场景八]
老师：吃根薯条吧。
Boy n: Thanks, won't.
Teacher: ......
Zhuge Liang six out of Qishan, fell ill in the Wuzhangyuan army ......
Zhuge Liang: "I have decided!"
Wei Yan: "Oh! The Prime Minister has decided, do you intend to be buried or cremated?" ,
Zhuge Liang: "Bah! Who said I'm going to die, I'm going to use the method of praying for sacrifice to borrow life from God."
Wei Yan whispered, "I didn't realize that the Prime Minister is so cultured and still so superstitious, Che!"
Jiang Wei whispered: "This is not necessarily, my master is very capable, and God has a friendship, when it was not borrowed the east wind."
Wang Ping whispered: "But how to return after borrowing?"
Liao Hua whispered: "This you do not understand, the Prime Minister borrowed things never return, borrowed the east wind, borrowed bows and arrows, borrowed Jingzhou, when has it returned, so he asked me every time to borrow money I sick call韪?!!?
"Oh ......" The generals nodded in unison.
Zhuge Liang: "Jiang Wei, you go to lead the armor forty-nine people, each holding a soap flag, wearing soap clothes, around the tent; I prayed in the tent since the North Dipper. If the main lamp does not go out within seven days, my life can be increased by one century; if the lamp goes out, I will die."
Jiang Wei: "Master, don't worry! I will definitely watch the lamp for you. I am the lamp in the person, the lamp is out ...... I am still there."
Zhuge Liang prayed in the tent has been six days, the seventh day Zhuge Liang sat in the tent, holding a sword in his mouth reciting the words: "Eat grapes do not spit out the skin of grapes, do not eat grapes spit out the skin of grapes ...... " (I don't know how to read the mantra, whatever.)
I heard a cry outside the fortress, Fang wants to be asked, Wei Yan flew into the report said: "Wei soldiers to carry on!" Yan footsteps anxious, even the main lamp extinguished. Kong Ming abandoned the sword and sighed and said! "Life and death have a life, can not be avoided!""
The above is "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" book written, but according to the top-secret document No. 6 of the Shu state at that time, the situation was like this ......
Wei Yan barged in and shouted, "Prime Minister! It's not good, the enemy army is stealing the camp!"
Zhuge Liang: "Do not panic, a small harassment, not surprising, look at you in a hurry, come in and do not close the door, the wind outside do not blow out my lights. That ...... Burjor, the fire is not strong enough, add some lamp oil."
Jiang Wei: "Yes, master, you can rest assured that I am nimble, said dry."
Zhuge Liang: "Well! Or apprentice good, this ...... No, Jiang Wei, the bottle you took is water, the lamp oil is over there."
Jiang Wei: "Ah? What? But I've already fallen down, this, this ...... How did the main lamp go out."
But according to Wei Yan's later published autobiography, "I and Zhuge Liang - 20 years of open and secret struggle", the story goes like this ......
Wei Yan: "Prime Minister! Something big is wrong!"
"Panic what? Impolite, come in without greeting or knocking, organized and undisciplined! Out!" Zhuge Liang is very angry, said a hand raised hand in the sword thrown over.
Wei Yan as a general eyes six roads, ears in all directions, and quickly a "yellow dragon big turn", flashed the sword. The sword did not hit Wei Yan, but hit the basin frame, basin flying up and knocked over the desk bamboo brief, bamboo briefs tipped over a belt down the dining table, dining table a big bowl of chicken soup overthrow, coincidentally doused the main lights ...... (very complicated)
But according to the later Jiang Wei wrote "great master - Zhuge Kongming", then it was like this ......
Wei Yan: "It's bad, Prime Minister! The Wei army is attacking!"
Jiang Wei: "Be careful, don't step on the main light."
However, Wei Yan collected the foot is not as good as, or a foot will be the main lamp kicked off, the lamp flying in the air, which is called late that is called fast, only to see Jiang Wei rise up, the air a roc spreading its wings, and then the air tumbling three and a half weeks holding the knee to turn the body, and finally the group of the body backflip to catch the swallow back handspring 720 degrees down, the feet landed steadily. (Light work + diving + gymnastics)
Zhuge Liang: "Good disciple, you catch the main lamp ah?"
Jiang Wei: "No, just now I was so focused on doing a cool somersault that I forgot to take the lamp."
Zhuge Liang in spitting blood ......
"Prime Minister don't be anxious, he didn't catch it, I caught it." I only saw Wei Yan raise the main lamp to himself with both hands and said, "Actually, I don't need to make so many fake moves, I caught the lamp by standing on the ground. How about it, awesome! Haha ...... Ah, ah, ah Un ciento! Sorry, I've had a cold for the past few days, huh? Why did the light go out?" (How can you catch a cold at a critical moment?)
But according to the description in the memoir "A Bloody History of the War," the memoir of the young soldier who stood guard at the gate at the time, things actually went like this ......
Outside the fortress there was a cacophony of voices, Zhuge Liang: "Boyo! Quickly go out and see what's going on."
"Yes!" Jiang Wei led the order and dashed out, running to the door just in time to collide with Wei Yan who ran in.
"Aigoo!" Jiang Wei was knocked flying and fell to the ground on all fours.
Wei Yan: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was in a hurry with the enemy attacking, so I didn't pay attention to you."
Jiang Wei: "Why do I feel so hot? No good, my butt is on fire!" (Can't help it, full of oil lamps, it's inevitable)
"Bo Yao, don't be afraid! I'll help you put out the fire! I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step, I step." After Wei Yan a "battle" finally put out the fire.
Jiang Wei stood up from the ground: "Wen Chang, thank you, I ...... Eh? Lights, lights ...... How the lights are all out!"
Wei Yan: "Ah? I do not know ah, I only remember just now I saw the fire to step on, estimated, probably, probably, probably, maybe, maybe ...... Was I by the way put out."
Later, "who put out the main light" this problem, although by many experts repeatedly argued, but still did not reach a unanimous point of view, but there is a certain is worthy of affirmation, that the light is indeed extinguished, and then gradually witnessed the "oil lamps withered", "people die lights out", "blowing lamps pulling wax" and other folk sayings of the scientific nature, Zhu Geliang not work ......
A few days later, the big tent.
Zhuge Liang: "I ...... I can't, I ......"
The generals crouched down and cried, "Prime Minister!!!"
Zhuge Liang: "Don't be in a hurry to cry, I'm not dead yet, I can not rest assured that I can go until I finish the aftermath?"
Jiang Wei said with tears in his eyes, "Master, there is something you will explain."
Zhuge Liang: "After my death, can not send mourning, need to slowly retreat, not rush ...... Suddenly ......" After saying this, he tilted his head ......
The generals again crouched on the ground and cried: "Prime Minister!!!"
Zhuge Liang: "It's okay, I'm not dying so soon."
Yang Yi: "Prime Minister! What else do you have to say quickly."
Zhuge Liang: "My funeral, must be simplified, the country is not very good economic now, save a little ...... is a little, when the first master Liu Bei funeral honor guard three ...... More than a hundred people, I do not need so many, there are two ...... Thousand people will be enough."
Yang Yi muttered in a low voice: "The prime minister is not working, are not literate in numbers."
Zhuge Liang: "Boyo!"
Jiang Wei: "Disciple in."
Zhuge Liang: "This is the method of the continuous crossbow, which is not used. A crossbow can fire ten vectors, and the drawings are here. You can build and use it according to the law." ,
Jiang Wei: "Yes!"
Zhuge Liang: "Remember, the crossbow must apply for a patent, with a patent can be protected by law, do not be like the wooden oxen and horses, by Sima Yi and their piracy, in addition to the wooden oxen and horses must be sold at a reduced price, which can encourage consumers to boycott the piracy, to buy the genuine version."
Jiang Wei: "Got it."
"I ...... Going ...... Going ......" Zhuge Liang said and suddenly tilted his head again ......
The generals once again crouched on the ground and cried, "Prime Minister!!!"
Zhuge Liang: "Don't worry, I'll maneuver first."
Generals: "#￥%￥? #￥%"
Zhuge Liang: "Boyo, this is a book of war written by me, especially the chapter on formations, which describes dozens of battle formations, including 3-5-2; 4-4-2; 4-5-1; 3-4-3 ......"
Jiang Wei: "Master, you've got the wrong one, this is the soccer magazine I read."
"Huh? No wonder it's so bad to hold." Zhuge Liang: "Look, this book is my book of war, it tells about all kinds of formations, there are square formation, round formation, conical formation, heaven formation, earth formation, wild goose formation, configuration formation, weir moon formation, yellow dragon formation, one word long snake formation, two dragons out of the water formation, the heaven and earth three talents formation, the four door pocket formation, five rows of plum blossom formation, six ding and six armors formation, seven stars and beads formation, eight door golden locks formation, nine palaces eight trigrams formation, ten faces ambush formation The Golden Dragon Interlocking Formation, the Rolling Ground Long Snake Formation, the Eight Deserts and Six Harmonies Formation, and the Hun Tian Yi Qi Formation. ......" ,
Jiang Wei muttered in a low voice: "Speaking so slickly and with such spirit, does it look like someone who is going to die?"
"I ...... This time, really ...... To ...... go ......" Zhuge Liang said once again tilted his head ......
The generals continued to once again crouch on the ground and cried, "Prime Minister!!!" ,
Zhuge Liang: "Wait, I'm not dead yet, I still have something to say."
Jiang Wei cried while saying, "Master, please, what do you have to say quickly, you lie down and say it does not feel, we kneel and listen to very tired ah! Please hurry up."
Zhuge Liang: "Very soon, very soon. Boyo, remember that the Middle Kingdom has been an inseparable part of our Han territory since ancient times, so the banner of recovering the Middle Kingdom must not fall."
Jiang Wei: "I know, it will not fall, it will not fall, it will not fall."
Zhuge Liang: "The Northern Expedition should continue, in case of a failure, do not give up, and be prepared to fight a protracted war, I'm not well, I can't fight six times, you're young and strong, and you can fight nine or ten times, so the battle must be insisted on to fight."
Jiang Wei: "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know."
Zhuge Liang: "You must be generous to your soldiers."
Jiang Wei: "Thick and thick, definitely thick!"
Zhuge Liang: "And you must be supportive of the rear lord."
Jiang Wei: "Protect protect, must protect!"
Zhuge Liang: "Do not rebel."
Jiang Wei: "Rebel against, must rebel!"
Zhuge Liang: "What?
Jiang Wei: "No, no ...... Yes, must not counter, must not counter."
Zhuge Liang: "Then I can rest assured."
Jiang Wei: "Then you go quickly, it's not early, over there the first lord Liu Bei and the five tiger generals are looking forward to you to go, go quickly! The first time I saw you, I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night.
The generals chimed in, "Yes, yes ...... Prime Minister go quickly."
Zhuge Liang: "You are looking forward to my early death ah? So soon you want to seize the class to seize power ah!"
Yang Yi: "Prime Minister, it's not that we want you to die, but if you don't die, we're going to die soon. We've been kneeling on the ground for a long time, and the weather is hot, so the soldiers kneeling outside the door have already fainted from heatstroke. Any longer and we are dying."
Zhuge Liang: "Can you blame me? The director handed it over, saying that the original script had too few scenes on it, and asked me to drag it out longer."
Yang Yi: "OK, that's a little faster, do me a favor, and I'll treat you to a midnight snack." ,
Zhuge Liang: "All right, my last words delivered, I ...... Go ...... went ......" Said and once again tilted his head ......
The generals did not cry for the time being, and after looking at it for a while, Jiang Wei asked in a low voice: "Is it really dead this time?"
Yang Yi: "It seems that this time is to really, should die."
"Oh!" The generals breathed a long sigh of relief and finally crouched on the ground once again and cried, "Prime Minister!!!"
"Wait, I have one more thing." Zhuge Liang is actually still alive.
"There's something to say, there's ...... 'That' quickly put, and then this way you even if you do not die will be someone up bar you strangled." Jiang Wei said and made a neck-choking gesture.
Zhuge Liang: "Don't rush, I'm only this one thing, finish it and I'll die immediately."
Yang Yi: "What is it, tell us!"
Zhuge Liang: "After I die, that ...... The eulogy has been written yet."
Yang Yi: "Written."
Zhuge Liang: "Read it out to me."
Zhuge Liang: "You want to hear it?"
Zhuge Liang: "Yes, I won't be able to hear it after I die, so of course I have to read it when I'm alive, so I can hear if it's written well."
Jiang Wei: "Forget it, fulfill his last request, or he won't die."
"OK, listen, mmmmmm ......" Yang Yi: "The great statesman and militarist, Prime Minister Zhuge Liang ......"
Zhuge Liang: "Stop, how come I only have two titles."
Yang Yi: "Statesman, militarist is not enough?"
Zhuge Liang: "Of course not, I have written a book on military affairs, and military theorist always counts, right?"
Yang Yi: "OK, I'll add it to your list."
Zhuge Liang: "Also, I have not yet come out of the hut first set three points, the Longzhong pair ah, strategists also count on it?"
Yang Yi: "OK, also add to it."
Zhuge Liang: "This, I'm not bad, wrote the table of division ......."
Yang Yi: "OK, add the literati as well."
Zhuge Liang: "I also united the East Wu ......"
Yang Yi: "OK, plus diplomats."
Zhuge Liang: "I also reorganize Shu's economy ......"
Yang Yi: "OK, plus economists."
Zhuge Liang: "I also taught a good disciple Jiang Wei ......"
Yang Yi: "OK, plus educator."
Zhuge Liang: "I also ......"
Yang Yi: "And what else?"
Zhuge Liang: "...... For the time being, there is no more."
Yang Yi: "Then now change it to, the great statesman, militarist, strategist, military theorist, diplomat, man of letters, educator, economist, and one of the founders of the Shu Han state, Prime Minister Zhuge Liang, died on XX, XX, XX months, XX, on XXX, due to an illness that could not be cured ......"
Zhuge Liang: "What XXXXXXXXX's?"
Yang Yi: "And I don't know exactly which day you died, died there, can only use XXX,"
Zhuge Liang: "I don't just die today, died here."
Yang Yi: "Just today?"
Zhuge Liang: "Today!"
Yang Yi: "Are you sure?"
Zhuge Liang: "Sure!"
Yang Yi: "You won't change it?"
Zhuge Liang: "No!"
Yang Yi: "Sure you won't change it?"
Zhuge Liang: "Definitely!"
"Congratulations, you got it right! Oh no, it's ...... Dead." Yang Yi: "Then the eulogy is now changed to: great statesman, militarist, strategist, military theorist, diplomat, man of letters, educator, economist, one of the founders of the Shu-Han state, Prime Minister Zhuge Liang, due to illness and medical treatment, died on August 23rd of the 12th year of Jianxing in the Wujiangyuan military camp at the age of fifty-four. Prime Minister Zhuge's life was a glorious life, a great life, in the era when the lords were divided and the world was in strife ......"
Zhuge Liang: "How well written, I can rest assured that I can go, people do not rush, this time I came to the real thing, I ...... died ......"
Li Fu: "Hey! Wait, wait, don't die first!"
Zhuge Liang: "What's going on, I don't want to die it, you guys look forward to my death, I really have to die, and not let me die."
Li Fu: "No, I forgot there is something I did not ask, Prime Minister, you are holding on for a while."
Zhuge Liang: "What is it say quickly, I do not have time, over there Liu, Guan, Zhang is urging me to go, they are now three short of one just waiting for me."
Li Fu: "I want to ask the Prime Minister who will be able to take charge of the great things after a hundred years."
Zhuge Liang: "Just ask about this, speak out ......"
Li Fu: "Oh! Jiang Wan (finished speaking). Good, good candidate, I'll write it down. Then who can succeed after Jiang Wan?"
Zhuge Liang: "Huh? I have not said it, you heard wrong, non necessarily ......"
Li Fu: "Oh! After Jiang Wan, let Fei Yi top (not necessarily) replace, understand, understand! Then who can succeed after Fei Yi?"
Kong Ming did not answer, the generals close to see, has been dead. （
Yang Yi: "This time it is really dead?"
Jiang Wei: "Really dead."
Yang Yi: "Are you sure?"
Jiang Wei: "Sure!"
Yang Yi: "No change?"
Jiang Wei: "No!"
Yang Yi: "For sure?"
Jiang Wei: "Definitely not!"
Yang Yi: "Congratulations, a few more cries, and we're done."
Jiang Wei: "But we can't cry anymore, we've cried six times, we don't have the strength."
"Everyone try harder, listen to my command." Yang Yi said and raised his hand, shouting, "One, two, three!"
"Prime Minister!!!" The generals crouched down and cried one last time ......
Go to the toilet forgot to bring paper, the pocket only girlfriend's photo and 100 yuan (1) 1 floor. Go to the toilet forgot to bring paper, pocket only girlfriend's photo and 100 dollars, with which one? Who will tell me ah
2 floor. Use your fingers! ~Reflush with water! ~
3 floor. Use a hundred ah you don't think it hurts to use the photo the photo is too hard
4th floor. Use a hundred dollars, after using wash and clean spend out
5 floor. Pick up upstairs after washing the purchase still smells good
6th floor. Haha ` ` or the paper basket people used to use the next forget ` ` (-__- this answer is really huge hoe.)
7th floor. Should finish the toilet directly after lifting the pants to go away 。。。。。。。。。 (Dude really atmospheric)
8 floor. I'm eating now
9th floor. Liar ................ I don't even have shoes? Take the shoes to scrape ah (Damn, big brother, how to scrape ah -__-||)
10 floor. Simple ~ ~ ~ pain ~ ~ with their own underwear well ` ~
11 floor. You can use your hands to buckle it~~Remember to wash your hands oh
12Floor. Use a sock ah ~~~~~~ (with shoes that have the same flavor...)
13th floor. You didn't post this in the toilet ...... Honestly, what were you using ......
14th floor. India is paperless
15th floor. I'm a woman, and I can't use my boyfriend's picture, so I'm not going to use it. ~~ (in the female ground really fucking economic sense)
16th floor. I'll use both, because one is not enough to erase ah (-_-||||)
17 floor. Call for help!
18th floor. The photo facing inward, let your girlfriend back you, and then scrape, so that the heart comparison went down (cow...)
19 floor. Tear the photo into two thin it ~! Take no pattern of the side of the rubbing well ~ ~ ~ ~!!!! (Even better.)
20 floor. Really ** find a hair dryer to blow down
really can not butt pouting air drying process
this kind of problem next time, do not bother me
(really sweat ```````````````````` )
21 floor. Don't you know how to call 911
22nd floor. Stupid! The toilet must have a faucet, right, go out and get a hose, inserted in the faucet, squatting to wash on the line.
23 floor. Are intolerant of two things ........... Absolute ~~~
Then tear off the photo of the girlfriend's head as a souvenir
And then go to wipe the PP it ~~~~~100 Well ...... Keep it~~~
24th floor. So what do you do ah, I think ah 。。。。。。
Should you pull your brother over and use your own urine to flush it out
Not bad, still very much for your sake oh (orz)
25 floor. You climbed to the female WC to see if there
26 floor. After the big number, the PP puckered up, and then began to fling wildly for 5 minutes, the use of centrifugal force will be left on the PP to fling clean, and then you can a bar, is time-consuming and a little tired ~ ~ ~ ~
27 floor. The upstairs buttocks are really strong
28th floor. The toilet does not have a wall. Rub on the wall ah .
29 floor. Hold your breath
Spray out the residue outside the PP
If you can't, suck in (go, you're practicing?).
30th floor. Wait a minute, I'll wipe it for you
31st floor. Be generous! Pull more! Block the toilet! Then, when others want to come in to fix it, you threaten: no paper! Swear not to go out!!! Not just?
32nd floor. The mouth of the chewing gum to stick, sticky clean on the good, if there is still a bit of sweetness can not throw away, continue to chew (the most evil is you O_O)
33 floor. Take the mouth to blow, blow dry can pick off the shell
34 floor. Have you practiced yoga, you can lick yourself ah, but the difficulty is higher Oh
35 floor. In case of diarrhea how to do ah that 100 is not enough ah